A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Dailies are fun, but unfortunately, they're also taxing. Future chapters will be posted on an, as yet to be determined, once or twice a week schedule. Thanks for following along, everyone; I hope you enjoy the ride!
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You could post once a millennium and I'd still sacrifice my firstborn to you.
Poor Anon... Surrounded by girls. Yuck. Hope he doesn't get cooties. Stay strong bro! ππͺ
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Thanks bro πͺπ
Wow, that's.... I mean, it makes sense, but just... huh.
I wouldn't be working in any job like that for very long before I'd be throwing hands.
this now has a group ps for some resion i cant use the cover art as a banner .anything else i could use as a banner
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/215993/lasverse
edit renamed to group with all its initialize
i hear "ball bra" and I think "so, it's basically a G-string." I can see how that would be embarrassing to wear around in public. need a lot of self confidence to pull that off... well. the added support might be nice....
but that ass slap? that's sexual harassment.
but then again..... as a guy, we don't usually report sexual harassment in the work place because we know it wont be taken seriously by officials unless we have video evidence of it happening that forces them to actually do their damn jobs...
I love this sort of RGRE where it's almost charmingly sexist.
OMG this is funny, I know it's how things used to be but man do you make it read great
Good job!
This kind of situation calls for a Jacket.
...
A very, very thick Jacket.
With long Coattails.
And lots of padding.
Nothing Less.
Awww, I like Cut.
10939806
Maybe a chapter every 3 days like what you did in Everyday life with Guardsmares? Or maybe once a week so we won't have to suffer a loooong hiatus.
10940072
I was thinking once a week. We'll see how it goes.
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While true, we tend not to report a lot of things that women are quick to assume are harassment. We also tend not to report minor isolated incidents.
As revealed in a latter chapter, ball bras actually offer supportΒΉ so theyβre definitely not a Gβstring.
ΒΉ Come to think of it does this really count as a spoiler?
10939891
Damn straight, son! Back in my day, if you forgot yer ball bra the gals at work would assume you were fair game!
Oh boy, now this takes me back. I havenβt had to break this out in a while. (No, not because writing standards on FiM Fiction have improved or that Bobbles is doing a poor jobβββheβs actually really goodβββbut more that thereβs been precious little worth doing so over.)
Corn: typos and other miscellaneous gripes.
Crusta: grammatical errors.
Crimson: homophone substitution and spelling errors.
De York: corrections.
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Hey, thanks! All those presumably still exist in the pastebin, so I'll make a note to go back and fix 'em when pastebin's back up.
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You can find almost all the art created for this story on my page.
10940201
Fixed!
10940661
I really like this story keep it up if you can
In a lot of stories like this, a writer will spend pages exploring and dissecting the social structure of the story in a tedious manner. But you avoid that pitfall in a very brilliant way: by exploring that setting through Anon's interactions with other mares.
In one short chapter, you managed to explore the stigmas a male in this setting would endure:
1. Objectification and sexual harassment.
2. Being forced to wear uncomfortable clothing.
3. Glass ceilings and tokenism that prevent career advancement.
4. Being stuck in stereotypical careers.
I really want to know where you go with this. These short chapters are some of the best writing I've seen on this site.
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Hey, thanks! I really appreciate that. I wish I could claim that was a deliberate as you made it sound though, haha. As it stands, in the long run I probably could have focused more on the actual sexism from Anon's perspective than I ended up doing, but ah well, such is life.
10941036
Hm, interesting, I'll have to check some of those out sometime.
Uh...
Any recommendations?
10941074
I'm rather partial to Junior, which has been posted to fimfiction but left in its second person form. Its also incomplete and might not be worked on for a while, but its a great story regardless: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/493399/junior
10941080
Oh, would you look at that?
That's already in my shelf!
10941083
Nice! You might also consider Follows A Little Spark: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/457545/follows-a-little-spark
And TheManFromAnotherTime's masterpiece, Everyday Life With Guardsmares: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/479815/everyday-life-with-guardsmares
And basically everything by Uh-Hmmm: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/273476/Uh-hmmm/stories
While this story is funny and I do enjoy this kind of comedy, it has painted the grim reality of the ostracization of women that they used to face in daily life. By applying the real world logic to the male body instead, it makes it a bit easier to understand what they went through. Bravo!
Moar
Kind of get the impression somepony is likely to stab Jargon at some point. Or get a truly staggering amount of money from. Or both.
I personally wouldn't mind a job where I could get away with writing BS
I can't help but morbidly wonder how this sort of thing gets thought of. Or how they'd even work. Or what their exact purpose is (since bras IRL are to give support and whatnot, and at least for quadruped, you...generally don't need that as a male?)
10953501
I could see some sort of use if you were wearing like, tight jeans on a hot day, but other than that, no
I was at the Bar at the weekend, and my bottom was smacked by a woman. What do you make of that?
10957398
That you have a very swatable ass?
Haha
I'm too sleep deprived rn
10953501
Considering balls = breasts. They probably help make him look smaller, since stallions balls can probably also shrink into their body; so he doesn't distract all the mares with his "personality". Hehe.
But I'm curious what it looks like, cause I'm thinking it's probably a thong or something.
10957398
Lady finds you attractive? I mean, technically it's sexual harrassment, if it was unwanted.
10953501
Well, if you think about it, briefs sort of serve the same purpose for guys as bras do for women, in that they provide support, and help stop BSTL (yes, ladies, it's real thing), or uncomfortable chafing. Maybe the Ball bra could be something like a pair of briefs, just more discreet?
11029705
Probably less discreet.
The kind that lives a world away
oh man, i'd go insane in a world like this.
Epic troll.
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Same. Imagine trying to have a serious conversation with a mare.
Ah, the heady days before the people on the tivvy started telling people the news for free.
Size F? ..... Holy crap,
11108212
I would be in an insane asylum
10941674
It's gotten a lot better but sadly it does still happen to some extent