A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Welp... schwiz just got real.
I can't help feeling bad for Anon if this is what future "Guy's night" moments will be for him.
That's an unfortunate, or fortunate, name.
I see what you did there.
It's just the storm, Dick. Siddown.
Awesome chapter yet again. Good job guys!
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Who wouldn't have voted for a slogan like this?
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The real question is if Anon uses his Tricky Dick powers with Cut 'n Pike.
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Oh yeah, he stole her virginity like those guys stole from the Watergate 😏
How the hell did this manage to both surpass and meet my lower expectations for Anons "Guys night" entirely?
Seriously though, I just re-read this entire story last week and was gifted with this today? Awesome!
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I can't help but imagine Anon having Tricky Dick as an alter ego. By day he writes noir thrillers instead of a gossip column, and by night he pleases mares as a professional man-whore.
Stallion-whore?
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No no, he was just drawing on the power of the ancient evil known as Richard Nixon. A well of darkness anyone can access.
As someone who had a mother who was obsessed with personal appearances, I can relate to Anon's desire to bash his head against the not-so-metaphorical wall.
Nice Black Ops Zombies reference
Nice
Was almost hoping for something sharp enough to turn him (at least temporarily) into a clothes horse.
If someone is actually trying to break in, a Tricky Dick may not be the right tool for the job. Might be better suited for a Slick Willy.
(The fuck did I just write? Jesus Christ....)
Inb4 Anon knows that drunken master style like from Jade Empire
15/10, just, fantastic lmao
Anon, Clueless by day, Secret fashionista by night
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You alright? Do you want to sit down? Do you need a glass of water?
God, if you mix the wrong thing in, do you make a poison instead?!
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If you mix it with piss it turns into candy. Delicious candy.
Is that a reference I see?
I felt like I lost pieces of my masculinity while reading this. Also, changelings?
Damn, with a routine that long you’d think Blueblood was some sort of psycho.
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Plenty of women with a routine just as involved (probably some men, too). Part of the reason why is that one product they use has a side effect of only does part of one thing, so they need a second one to counteract or finish the job.
Friends, any time you change up your skincare routine, pay attention. If you notice an undesirable result, stop and go back to what you were doing before; do not add something else to counteract the undesired result. That's how they leech your money away. Also try to avoid multifunction products, since they manage to do multiple things by not doing them especially well.
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nice American psycho reference
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It's just meme, Dick.
That made me grin like an idiot. Such adorable little horsies. Thank you.
Love the bo1 zombies reference
The writing’s as solid as ever. I love the little jokes you snuck in, like the Zelda CD-I line and the American Psycho morning routine. The dynamics among the stallions were really intriguing, too.
I have no idea what is going on anymore... But I hope the next chapter devolves into insanity and anon wakes up from a fever dream.
There was a line missing from the text that's now been added in:
Sorry about that!
AAAHHHH!!!! Damn you cliffhangers! a pox on thine house, purveyor of stallionly impatience, suspense and titillatingly traumatic withholding of our intellectual satisfaction! i demand a through and decidedly increased escalation en route to the ultimate fetlock shaking climax of this most teasingly underrated chapter of what has otherwise pervasive and intellectually stimulating literary ensemble.
pompus to stud translation:
damn, dude. seriously ? gonna leave a brother hanging like that? next wrap better be good! =^-^=
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https://m.Thank you for the advice, but what I meant to do was draw attention to the fact that that routine was a reference to the movie American Psycho. I wasn’t poking fun at people who actually do that sort of thing. If anything I’m impressed that people can do those sorts of things all the time. Here’s the scene in question if you were curious.
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Which line was that?
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Truly, no mere mortal can even hope to fully harness the evil energy of someone who was BOTH a used car salesman and a politician
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYkE5v8KzQw
Braking in? Sounds like the last stallion finally showed up and if he's trying to get in through the window he's likely a pegasus...wait could it be Soarin?
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... I think we oughta keep a closer eye on Blueblood....
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The line "sounds like someone's breaking in" is in the intro cinematic for the zombies map five in the first black ops game
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It’s just a meme Dick. Sit down.
Ah, Superintendent Pants! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
XD That is an amazing reference.
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I don't. Mind filling me in?
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G5 ponies have cell phones and when series began had no magic, so that's basically trade off.
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Ah, okay. Thank you.
Read all current 52 chapters yesterday and today, hope to read more soon.
Hmmm