A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Unless this was intentional that is a glaring spelling error. Other than that Beautiful chapter. Keep up the great work!
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100% Intentional.
Is it just me, or does Nocturnal Pike sound like a stallion's name?
I love it!
That author's note had me rolling! lol
Really loving this story and looking forward to more chapters.
I know I could read the greentext but I won't just to give myself something to look forward to.
he, Giorno Gioponni, has a dream, to establish the biggest pizza restaurant chain in equestria
It took me a second to recognize it was supposed to mean "Chad Thundercock"
I figured he just used the wrong type of olive oil. A fast burning one in a stir fry would have easily caught fire and burnt their meal.
Think Anon will break any mare minds with his manly actions?
Remember bros, just because she can't appreciate a classic 'Carbonized Veggies a la Macho Man', doesn't mean you're not an S-Tier Macho Cook. Stay strong, kings! 💪
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Thank you for sharing this realization.
loved it.
Well, well, WELL! This can only end... well. Yeah, should have thought that one out first.
Anywho! Great chapter, looking forward to the next one, and I expect inbound eleven month surprises by the end of this tale! Tah tah, for now!
If I ever had a fully unheated apartment scenario of that nature I would have to fight the urge to sit in a corridor for an excessive amount of time doing my best Jack Nicholson Shining impression.
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And Cadance, the peetzer paramour princess, will make his dream come true.
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had to look this one up been a brony since session 3 trailers so i get most of the references and in-jokes but you do still get surprised .
soon as i looked it up. cadence pics cadence pics EVERYWHERE
also i love how anon is different enough that pike defentley notices yet similar enough that she can still understand .make any sense
He didn't let her drink both herself or he didn't stop her from drinking both herself?
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"Eleven month surprises"... Is that what I think you are implying?
That was adorable
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He didn't put oil in the pan. The note is referenced in-chapter with a superscript 1.
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Yes.
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Ah. I wondered what that was. My apologies.
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Hmm. Alright.
That might be an interesting situation to see.
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No worries.
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Yes. Yes, it would be. That's why I want to see it!
Didn't found where to comment on PonyPaste, so I'll post it here and hope authors read comments.
To all others: the following willl contain spoilers, because greentext version is farther along than FimFic version!
Dear SQA and Bobbles! Thanks for great story! And great tits!
By the way - hope Cut's CTA pseudonym would be "Milky Way" )))
Also, where's "Boobie trap" joke?! I waited for it so long! I demand it!! Cut's trapping technique is inferior to her mom's, but it's still no joke!
And, also, hope Anon's "whimsy fit" will at least produce good text for publishing. And that this text will help the star herd to keep itself together...
Speaking of "whimsy fits" and horse horrors - it's from his new horse brain, I get it. But how he kept his "monkey brain" and love for grooming then? I can't get it.
And... I imagined how they'd look if it would be manga from our world, with "traditional" gender roles. Giant green orc lady, topless, levitating a mug of beer with her otherworldly psi powers, small dark elf in a frilly apron, and pudgy goblin in big bloomers to hide his GIANT nuts and normal penis.
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Thanks! As for
Don't think about it too hard. If you want to think about it too hard it's because the more Anon acclimates to being a pony the more pony-isms begin to influence him. Him eating hay, wearing ball bras, and slowly picking up more terminology are meant to showcase this acclimation.
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I just hope Anon won't go completely natural and will keep his charming "filly" personality. Go, Earthling, show'em!
Also, quick questions:
1. what would Cut think and say to the idea of being someone's waifu, complete with dakimakura and posters on the wall?
2. When will Pike kill her mother already? (not the real one, though that would be nice too. But I meant the one living in her mind) Poor batsy suffered enough, don't you think? This bitch must die and stop tormenting her daughter!!!
I love this, its quite well done in my opinion. Keep up the good work.
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Oh yeah of course he won't lose that. That would suck all the fun out of the character.
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1.She'd probably freak out, in a good way. She'd have an extremely hard time wrapping her head around that idea
2. It is much, much closer than you think.
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Yay!
Love it so far hope to see more
Lol this is starting to remind me of those "artist draws married life" videos on yt
I don't know why I found this so funny. I lol'd so hard.
10952542 WTF's a Peetzer?
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I know you're saying this in his voice.
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A pizza pie!
Go for it
"Trixie Thundercunt"
That's amazing. Wonder how many times Trixie's heard that line"
Knowing he had her beat, she allowed her posture to deflate and acquiesced. “Yeah, okay I haven’t... but ONLY because the book is right! It’s not the kind of thing you do with someone you just took home from the bar! It’s more... i-intimate. R-Really intimate.”
I'm only speaking in terms of who's speaking here but isn't Pike suppose to say "somepony"
Membrane moistening. Clipping that.
To quote a certain, down-to-earth, golden yellow Pegasus:
"L-Lewd..."
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I feel like I know that one, she's from "The Changeling of the Guard", right?
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Yes, one Specialist Artemis Sparkshower.
I Kinda like the idea that Trixie is their equivalent of Chad, puts The Great and Powerful Trixie in a new light.