Over 200 likes in a day? I think this deserves a bonus chapter!

having read the ponepasta greentext I am looking forward to both it and this updating.

What's a janefilly?

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A setting-transliterated inversion of tomboy; Tom to Jane, and boy to filly.

As will probably be tradition with bobbles's stories at this point, I went and read the existing greentext. It's fan fucking tastic, and I'm very excited to see what happens next with it.

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Hot sauce time is always a fun time.

Until it isn't.

I am loving this story

THIS STORY IS AWESOME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Never been much for spicy food. Regardless of pain tolerance I’ve never seen the point in incurring pain while eating.

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You see the mistake most people make is the same one you've made without meaning to; heat is not a flavor.

Too many people conflate "spice" with "heat" when they are simply not the same thing.

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Never said a word concerning flavor or heat. Only brought up the pain that is caused by capsaicin.

I don't know.... the "men are bad cooks." Trope is so old and mouldy it should be tossed out with the rest of the trash. I can cook, my dad can cook, my grandfather can cook, my uncle is a chef at a 5 star restaurant. So cooking runs in my family. It's a basic skill. Like knowing how to change a tire. Thing you just need to know.

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I mean, this is sorta part of the story, right? Anon is supposed to not have any house skills, while Pike secretly desires to learn them? Not to mention that there are men who can't cook. Like myself. I could probably burn water if I tried to actually cook. This is just one person, not "men" in their entirety, and instead is more of a stereotype man to better fit the story.

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Just a note- I'm pretty sure like 'Alt. Universe', 'Human' is a grey tag. So it doesn't really count.

However, generally stories that don't have like- an explicit, 2 legged, normal human- don't always warrant the tag.

So I'd say you're still good on that front.

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Huh, so it is. I should jot that one down for Knighty's consideration.

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Lmao, absolutely fair.

Keep doing what you're doing, man. I'm way out of date on my GT's, and these prose-conversions are blessings!

... I should go lurk more, probably.

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I went and did the same . And it was all good. Until I hit the end of the last chapter. Fucking cliffhangers...

Hahaha. Nice

He snorted. ”Maybe these fru fru Canterlot cretins! I, on the other hoof, am a connoisseur ! As spice is the spice of life!” With that, he shoved a forkful of what she was pretty sure was just 90% hot sauce in his mouth. ”Ahhhhh, MMMM , man that hits the spot!”

I must be a fru fru Canterlot Cretin, lol. I hate overly hot food. Fresh ground black pepper is about as hot as it gets for me.

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My dad can't stomach more than a 1/4 teaspoon in cooking.

That's right Anon
Momma didn't raise no bitch
All the hot sauce must be consumed.

Now i want peppers....

I love hotsauce on my eggs

Of course, one might not notice that laugh if every chapter gets one.

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Same