A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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This is the best take on a tournament arc I've ever read or watched. :-D
I'm calling it now, that filly is Cozy glow
Unless I missed a description somewhere in the chapter that states otherwise, then screw the previous statement.
EDIT: Oof. Boned myself with that comment above, the snotty bitch is a earth pony.
I don't remember who gave anon makeup.
Interesting that so few have brought up makeup before. Probably because the bra was a way bigger social faux pas.
The amount of sheer neckbeard energy in this chapter was almost overwhelming.
Good job? I think?
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probably some fucking noble. I don't think it occurred in the story but I'm not 100 percent on it
And miss out on the chance you may some how spawn a Seto Kaiba out of the shadow realm to spread the word of DuelMonsters?
I know that quote. you really just went and set up a Vergil fight for later?
Does anybody know who and the hell is the Grand Master this is been eating me from the inside trying to figure it out I'm say she is one of the princesses
[Vietnam/COD Public Voice-chat flashback intensifies]
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Well she's a bat earth pony so...
Nice
11132475 Earth pony. Cozy is a pegasus. Likey this was just a random messy divorce child who lashes out for attention.
Is the Grand Master going to pull a Kaiba and threaten to commit suicide if they lose a children's card game?
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If they do anon better say do it faggot, or you won't do it, something like that.
We must go deeper
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Now I think that is Princess Luna. And it was stated that they met and talked, but not much else. Because I think the story would lean nicely in Gamer Luna meme.
Also could be Trixie, based on smock bombs used in this chapter. Though I think it's a misdirection.
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It could either or but why Trixie that's scary if she wanted snon
You’d be surprised at how often one might encounter this specific line of question.
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😉
This card game segment is fucking hilarious. Beat them all, Cut.
An amusing end to the chapter.
…what racial slur? (As an aside: I know that the filly and Cut N. Paste are the same tribe but I can honestly see this happening. It’s a rare treat to witness two Hispanics spitting fire about the other being a filthy spic or a pair of Africans screaming that the other is a nigger. The absurdity is just inherently funny. The more obscure the slur and the more sincere the delivery, the better. The icing on the cake is when the one with darker skin is the one who starts the idiotic exchange.)
Paste
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I believe they were refering to "ass" being a slur for donkeys. In a world ruled by equines, stupid-ass is definently a racial slur.
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I think "ass" could be considered a "racist" slur here.
I felt the situation with 'the squeeker' in my soul. By Celestia's Great Cake, do I hate parents like hers.
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Stupid-Ass = Stupid-Donkey.
”Remember kids, set a good example and don't take your children's card games as seriously as Cut and Anon do.” Any kids reading this mature rated story has more to worry about than cyber: the assembly rage moments
OK, so not the clothes shop mare
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What i love about slurs is you can tell a smart person from a stupid one and how good their opponents ego is. Spic and nigger are old childish hat that anyone can throw out or be offended by. (2007 Call Of Duty lobbies called!) Takes no thought and snowflakes use it as an excuse to ban someone else for "hatespeech" today. It takes a genius wordsmith with cunning bite to use slurs/insults creatively, make it personalized to hit harder and not get caught. Any fragile ego can get offended or chimp out. To destroy a strong man's ego and make them go into a primal murderous rage... that, my friend, is how you know you did shit talking right.
I do not miss playing multiplayer games.
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Fixed!
... oh yeah, I get it
ah yes, this reminds me of pre-pubescent kids screaming at me over X-box live
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Hard disagree, the point of an insult is to get under someone's skin, the reason nigger faggot and retard are such good slurs is because they're both quick and powerful. You try to go for that pseudo intellectual wordsmith game and more often than not you just make yourself sound stupid, sure it's worse on the one in a thousand that land but more often than not it just makes you look like your trying too hard. Fire off a quick slur that leaves no room for ambiguity and then disengage in order to show how little they mean to you, the more effort you spend on insulting them the less better than them you are.
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Everyone else had it right, its ass.
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I think it might be Cut’s sister
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It might let's hope we are told next chapter
This chapter was - dare I say it - grade-A kino.
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So I know we’re talking about slurs, but, is it too much to ask y’all to not actually use the slurs? At least the racial ones? (Like seriously even Django Unchained used the -a n word, not the hard r.) I wanna read comments about the funny and sometimes misandrist ponies, not stuff about real-life slurs, you know?
That's the final hint I needed. It's Princess Luna!
I really wanted to get to the confrontation with Pike’s Mom as soon as possible and thought the Arc would get boring at some point but this Arc still shows no sign of stagnation. I’m wondering if that is a mystery mare or if there was a clue in an earlier chapter I’m forgeting?
Woooo! New content!
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Unfortunately using a euphemism would probably make the conversation worse since stating the word outright removes all ambiguity from what is actually being said and allows us to get right to the heart of the argument. I get where it can make people uncomfortable to read it but I think it's better that we leave as little room for interpretation as possible in a conversation like this. Also I'd like to point out that the movie Django: Unchained absolutely drops the hard R nigger word, it was cleaned up a bit for certain theatrical release to avoid the NC-17 rating but the movie does use the hard r more than it doesn't.
Seriously, that's what you use your allowance on?
Well Pike, most of us here in the comment section are pretty sure it's the Princess you adore
Gosh darn it, now why did you have to go and make me feel sympathy; it's hard to stay mad at her now.
This young filly is going to need some tough love handed out by good role models, administered daily. If no complications arise after two weeks come back for a follow-up.
**Side-effects may include brief flashes of frustration, sadness, smiling, and begrudging attachment
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I'm not attacking you directly. I don't get the feeling you're malicious, so trying to be nice. What I want to reply to is the idea behind your post.
I think most people want to know what the opinion of the main topic is, so we all come down here into The Trash Pit to see what everyone's real thoughts and insights are. I don't blame you for wanting to come down here and see Shitpost Central. It's part of the fun of an open comment section.
But someone who gets offended and tells me to effectively shut up would usually get a knee-jerk "stop being a fucking pussy". It doesn't offend me or some friends that a couple silly words are used jokingly at some idea or stereotype, or used in context of something not harmful.
The problem is, given the context of a topic using slurs even in a fictional setting or idea, it would normally be alright to use them within that context. However, I have to effectively censor and tone police myself for some 3rd party's feelings in that same setting. Someone that wasn't a part of the conversation.
The greater problem is it goes against my own moral\legal code of being able to say whatever you want unless it's directly trying to physically hurt someone. (see Brandenburg Test.) I don't and shouldn't have to cover myself for someone else' feelings that I don't want to. I don't expect others to do the same for me either. Nobody is going to protect me or my ego.
So for you, and I use this a lot too, a better strategy is generally being invisible to the public, respond only if you want to add something to a convo, use as many tools I have at my disposal, and be ready for anybody to come back at you. There's nothing you can do, only be ready.
Just what the hay happened with Anon and the filly for him to encourage roasting her like that?
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He played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 on xbox live
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All the clues are contained within the tournament arc
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If I might ask, what is stopping you from not reading them?
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You must have never ran into the rare breed of people that wield words like a god damn broadsword have you? That craft words as if by magic with the intelligence to back it up without a second thought could roast so well and fast you second guess that your talking to an actual person and not a machine. Been there done that give me the people with the petty insults that would fry there brain if they try to say something complicated. Words only hurt if you let them hell I've had all manner of things used on me and I raise an eyebrow asking if they had something better or was that all they could come up with. Angry people scream to be heard and ignoring them makes them louder to the point they forget themselves.