A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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That's not at all ominous
Why do i feel like a school-days esque situation will happen and anon will be stabbed about 15 times.
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Maybe this has been explained but I find myself curious as to just how a mare in this story would mark a stallion. It sounds like it's a conscious action and not one that incidentally happens. Also, this looks like maybe a hint towards the formation of a herd. Cut would love that, for sure.
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It's just done by Pike rubbing herself (and her scent) all over Anon. She did it intentionally, but Anon is oblivious to it even being something that can happen due to not knowing how pony biology be. It's something that happens between real life horses as far as I'm aware.
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Damnit, beat me to it
Thinking about it, wouldn't it be easy for him to get access to the Palace?
"Dear Celestia,
It be me, the alien. We haven't talked since I arrived. Let's hang out, say... this exact date?
Thanks,
-Anon the 'Umie."
So the editor for the paper is a triple J? Are we going to see a certain vigilante spider themed crime fighter show up to make her life hell?
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He knows he'd get hit with that "oh I'm terribly sorry but we'll be so busy that day. How about next week?"
I stayed up to 12:22 night reading this because I couldn't physically put the book down it was just too good.
Also holy dam Luna there is 21 people reading this at the time the comment was posted
HHHMMM. 🤔🤔🤔
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"Yeah but like, we should still totally talk on that exact date."
I'm just hoping that Anon lets the secret slip that he not only has met the Princesses, but that (I assume) he's spoken with them at great lengths, and could easily get a meeting with them.
"What do you mean you 'know the princesses,' Anon?"
"Uh.... what level is your government-issued security clearance?"
Somehow I imagine he might be better off walking in blind than trying to figure out anything worthwhile from the ponycentrist books likely to be found in the local library.
I always knew Hoover was behind it.
new fav story! do NOT QUIT half way through! *twitch* damn literary addiction... must reread...
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GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMARE!!!! Your the only stallion the freak will pose for.
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She levitated the scroll back to Anon as the sweat began to drip down her neck.
“I’ve been ordered by her majesty to wait here until they can send an agent of the crown to collect my notes and administer a memory modification spell” she said as she stared down at her hooves.
Stories been hilarious so far with a surprisingly sweet romance between Pike and Anon
I wonder if this will end up being a herd romance tho
Wouldn't be a turn off from the story but I love the way Pike and Anon interact, would be nice to see It be just them
Spoilers!
Turning around and running out the door, you just barely catch a glimpse of them waving back, and Cut hurling her oats all over the floor.
"CUT NO!”
It ain't a matter of if Pike is willing to share, but instead it's if Anon is willing to indulge.
Don't you mean, "beforehoof"?
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D'oh! Fixed
Excited for Anon to meet ol'Blazie!
wait so nightmare moon killed JFK?
I actually remember reading that sexual harassers actually prefer these sorts of isolated settings, because there are fewer people around to potentially witness or interrupt their harassment and fewer escape routes for their victims.
It makes me wonder what Jargon intended for him.
Nope, she's smelling Pike on you and is sad because she thinks she just lost another chance at a relationship
Hopefully that will prove to be more useful than it would've been in the cannon universe
Oh no it's definitely something, question is "what?"
Awww, poor Cut.
“Yeah, the long and short of it is, I moved in with my fillyfriend and there just isn’t a good place to set up shop in her apartment.”
Bwhahahaha. I'm surprise nobody saw this!
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I feel your pain... how am I still up :(
Sorry one more:
He was genuinely excited, and the feeling bled into his voice. “So how do I get in? Do we have an inside source to smuggle me in? Do we know a secret back entrance? Oooh, do you guys have leverage over some guardsmare?!” He stopped listing ideas after that one, expecting Jargon to either confirm or deny at least one of them. Instead she just sat there and stared.
‘What is she...?’
“Pffffffffffffft hahahahaha! Oh, that’s rich Anon! Smuggle you in! HA! I’m going to have to remember that one!”
The look on his face must’ve betrayed the confusion he’d felt, because her laughter quickly cut out a moment later. “Oh wait, you’re serious. No we don’t have a way to get you in. That’s your job! But you’re a resourceful colt; you’ll figure it out.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFJ6UZ0SkYY
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En realidad, el editor/ jefe de Parker es John James Jamenson Jr y su hijo es Jr. Jr.
No! Not the N-word!
HE SAID IT