A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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is it bad that i want anon to beat up pikes mom?
The bodies will soon hit the floor in Pike's or Anon's Wraith!
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Not at all, tis but natural to want an annoying pony to be beaten...(And perhaps gagged as well)
I’m morbidly curious if a snuggle syndicate is just their version of a prostitution ring or if there is something else to it.
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"Well well well, look what we have here girls, a lone colt coming through our ally"
"I-i-i just need to get home miss"
" I'm afraid i can't let you do that boy, you gotta pay the toll"
"I don't h-have any bits on me"
" ow don't worry I'm sure we can work something out"
*pulls colt to chest tuft full ara ara style*
What do you say? Hmm we could use a nice little... snuggle
*meep**faints on the spot*
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"Hey. Don't ask; don't tell."
-Church, Red vs. Blue
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How barbaric… it’s great!
The J Jonah Jameson references were a nice touch. Hyping up for the Spiderman movie?
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If this situation turns out to be bad, then we can definitely rely on the fact that Anon and Pike will NOT let the offenders get away with it, at least not without some 'choice words'.
And if it it gets really bad, those 'choice words' will be shoved up where the sun don't shine normally.
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Well Anon when he's pissed always says he'll kick your Ass!
Welp! Looks like Saturday is the day that bitches die.
Maybe Friday is, too! Anon is going to be very busy this weekend.
Weeeeellllll, Jargon is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a mean old bitch, and she's has stupid hair! She's a big big big big bitch!
I have a hard time telling if Jargon is supposed to be a ponified J. Jonah Jameson or if she's actually supposed to be a meaningful antagonist. The former is a plot device with a... 'charming' style of jackassery? The latter could go anywhere.
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Thanks for commenting because I misread as smuggling.
"snuggling syndicate"
Nice
Small note, Morse code doesn't have different codes for lower and upper case letters. Hence, telegrams were typically written out in all caps. At the very least, "stop" (cheaper than spelling out period?) would be "STOP" To make sure it did it's job as standing in for a period.
Nerdhorse is about to die from embarrassment lol.
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Sure sounds like it.
Glad to see a new chapter out. Hope you have a nice thanksgiving If you are from the states. Great work as always.
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It's gonna be bad, just not the way you think it will.
I was beginning to forget that I hated Jargon. Thanks for reminding me
One question: just what is a snuggle syndicate?
Is “snuggling syndicate” a typo for smuggling? If not, what exactly would a snuggling syndicate entail?
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The ol’ struggle snuggle, of course.
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Illicit tuft-nuzzling.
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You deserve a hundred snuggles for that reference.
And then it all started going wrong!
Anon is gonna be meeting both of his marefriends family soon apparently.
I need pictures, Twilight! Pictures of friendship!
Maybe I missed it but it’s the first time I noticed the full name
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I'm asking the same thing
Jedi scum
Something something Spiderman
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I need more pictures of spidermare!
There is gonna be some drama on that visit, and not the fun kind
Guess I won't have to wait for the trip to Pike's parents to get to that family drama
Wow, I mean I didn't exactly have the best opinion of Pike's mother already but it just keeps getting worse... also really curious about why she uses telegrams
Oh my god... all of the family drama is gonna happen on the same week, if not on the same day
So basically you're not asking for a guard, you're asking for Nocturnal Pike
I'd imagine that in most cases like these the "respected" citizen needs to actually explain why they are requesting a guard presence at her place of work
Wait that's a thing?
I doubt this Celestia would actually do that
This weekend is gonna be soooo uncomfortable for our trio due to all the family drama about to happen
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Knowing Celestia, she might have actually authorised Jargon to blackmail Pike into attending.
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Definitely
Blinked at "snuggling syndicate" until we transmogrified it back to Earthman and, suffice to say, the thought horrifies!
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Yeah, going by the whole 'vampires = surprise hugs' thing, it would probably be something like Blood Libel, Adrenochrome, or some similar QAnonesque conspiracy theory. Real bad case of Fridge Horror/Adult Fear.
PS:
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"When the princess does it, that means it is not illegal"
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Some of those aren't as kooky as you might think... Not the Qanon one though.
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Regarding, Blood Libel, Adrenochrome, and QAnon's child-trafficking allegations: All three are versions of the same libel, just with somewhat different targets and slightly different accused motives.
Question what's a snuggling syndicate?
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Illicit underground snuggling. Without a license! Sometimes it’s even… co-ed!!!