A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Ah, karma bus incoming!
Sounds about right. Wonder how much more trouble there would be if she had actually tried to talk to Celestia.
sucks to suck, Jargon!
pike may be the alpha but anon sure as hell is the sigma
I love how barely scared jargon into trying to run. Also he's a best dad since he tries and actually fully supports cut along with her mom.
How can a story that updates this often not be complete?
It was in this moment that Jargon knew...she fucked up.
Cut's family sounds nice, I am glad they supported her in any way they could find. I don't think Anon or Pike will have any troubles with this side of the family. 1/2 so far, but with how Pikes Mom was talked up previously, I get the feeling her side of the family will be a bit harder to win over.
Jargon is going to get some much needed tongue lashing. Asking Pike to attend the party of her own will would likely have worked better in the long run, blackmailing a government official while they are on the governments time will earn YOU time.
I'm gonna say what we've all been thinking.
Fuck you, Jargon. Fuck you.
Gold! This whole chapter is pure gold!
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You should have seen the daily update spree I was on for Everyday Life With Guardsmares.
This was to funny
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You haven't seen the New Beginnings series by Hiver then. Generally a daily update schedule when they get started until they are done. Shorter chapters, but on average about the same wordcount per day overall.
Calling it now: Next mare that talks to Anon and says anything about "taming [his] wild spirit" is going to have Anon's wild hoof tamed upside her head.
Nice
"taming his wild spirit" doesn't even make sense. I figure a horse related word like 'mustang' would be used
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If you properly extend the horse analogy, a wild stallion gets "broken," at which point they stop being willful and become pliable. That'd be really rapey in this context, so something milder is better.
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Agreed, going further with that metaphor could get a lil iffy
Glad to see Jargon get her comeuppance at the end and was laughing most of the chapter at Cut being embarrassed by her mom while Anon was mostly able to laugh and enjoy the party/torment of his marefriend.
Though I'm sure it WILL not be all fun and games when they deal with Pike's family.
And that was the last we heard of Jargon...
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I'm actually a little surprised we didn't hear that, given how...spicy some of the things Cut's family were dropping. Some might even call them sexist.
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It's an adaptation of a "greentext", a type of story layout popular on 4chan that is, presumably, not allowed on this site (in the same way that fanfiction.net disallows screenplays). Like his other story, he can write quickly as long as there is greentext left, but then there has to be a hiatus while the original author writes more.
He could ask for an outline of what happens next, so that he can continue past the end of the greentext, but then you risk getting Game of Thrones Season 8, and no-one wants that.
(TLDR on GoT S8: It was supposed to be based on the final A Song of Ice and Fire book, which George RR Martin had not yet written, and the showrunners severely underestimated the screentime they would need; whatever story outline Martin gave the screenwriters evidently said what would happen but not why it would happen or how the story would need to build up to it; as a result, important plot events happen not because the story naturally builds up to them but out-of-nowhere, as if they were only happening because the story outline said they had to happen, and many scenes seen to be written for the wrong fantasy series, cf https://www.salon.com/2019/06/22/dark-phoenix-failed-for-the-same-reasons-solo-and-game-of-thrones-season-8-turned-fans-off/, https://www.vox.com/game-of-thrones/2019/5/20/18632343/game-of-thrones-finale-season-8-bran-tyrion-iron-throne)
Barely legal he may be, but legal he most definitely is
Unfortunately for Jargon, he Barely noticed this and stopped her in her tracks.
Okay, I've gotten that pun in my head out of the way....you may now boo.
Cut’s backstory was really entertaining. Plus, that manga she was into sounds interesting! I’ll have to give it a read.
Seems like the big conflicts going forward are Pike fearing she’s becoming unmarely and Anon worrying he’s neglecting Pike in favor of Cut. Should make for some spicy drama!
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Sexist they may be, but its not like they're bereft of any sense of propriety
I too enjoy that manga, its pretty good
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same here, my favorite chapter was the one where he chased a cat that was stealing food while running into a rival gang only to learn that it was a mother bringing her kittens food and the rival gang adopted them.
CMT: Cutマジ天使 (Cut Maji Tenshi)
Also
What do you mean, Anon? There's spaghetti everywhere, coming from your kanojo.
Why is Way of the Househusband still the same???
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Because hilariously it still works and would probably still be insanely popular, just for the opposite reasons it's popular here.
Hell hath no fury like a stallion scorned!
I like the fact that this story implies what is basically J. Jonah Jameson bagging Marilyn Monroe.
But she chose the former option! She lied to him! Why?
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Because SQA and I had The Dumb. Fixed!
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No, Mrs Suck is the one married to Barely Legal. JJJ is Cut's aunt (presumably on her father's side since her middle name isn't 'N'). The chapter even specifies that they are part of different herds.
EDIT: The previous chapter has JJJ calling "her sister" and hoping that "she and Barely weren’t busy", which implies that she is Mrs Suck's sister, although on further thought, it could be one of Mrs Suck's co-wives, assuming she has any, rather than Mrs Suck herself.
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Nah honey, JJJ is a herd sister to Suck since the N. is hereditary. So yeah, JJJ bagging Marilyn Monroe is what is implied. Also don't forget Suck which means Marilyn married an equivalent of ugly bastard.
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No, Jargon is specifically mentioned to be in a different herd than Cut's parents:
Therefore "her sister" does not mean sister-wife/herd-sister but biological sister or (given that the 'N' seems to be matrilineal hereditary) half-sister.
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Jargon is Suck's actual sister. Suck lives in Las Pegasus with her family, while jargon lives in Canterlot with hers.
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Huh. Guess I wasn't paying enough attention. You wer right all along
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Jargon's birth name was Jarg N. Justification, but she combined the "Jarg N." into "Jargon" when she took the first J. because her husband really wanted her to.
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Now if only someone was here to write down that vmcharacter lore
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I never thought it was actually relevant enough to the story to include it.
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So do herd-mothers name their own foals, or does the Alpha or the stallion choose all of the names? And does Jargon's herd have a thing about names alliterating or taking the form "J Something Something"?
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I know I know. Just pokin ya. Its jus nice to learn that others was more fleshed out other than just Anon and gang
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It's generally decided by the biological mother and father, but the other mares can pitch ideas.
Chapter 34 will be late this week folks, sorry about that!
I wonder how many anime pony puns I can think up
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Awe I was looking forward to reading a chapter on my birthday. Oh well. See ya then!
I literally cannot stop myself from laughing because I just imagine Cut’s father having a fairly deep voice and getting onto Jargon kind of like the howler that Mrs. Weasley sent to Ron.