A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Excellent.
Glad to see this story updating on here, it is a pain to keep up with things on Pastebin. Sadly, I already read all the existing snippets.
Lol, loved it.
BREAKING NEWS: Kirin ambassador assassinated by projectile shot from out of her ambassadorial suite upon arriving at Canterlot. More at 7!
Judging by the like/dislike ratio (and my own opinion) I'd say this is written very well.
first time I read it, I thought she'd been flung out of the window
I can't tell if this is actual ignorance on Celestia's part or her trolling the shit out him.
Are these first several paragraphs entirely new? I don't remember them.
I-is...is that a parody of the "Pee is stored in the balls" joke?
I both love and hate that the Kirin's n word actually translates halfway decently.
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They are! SQA and I worked on fleshing out that part of the story for this update.
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I knew i wouldn't have missed that "Every Flavor Beans" line!
I'd like to point out that this story has the makings of one of the best RGRE stories on the site, and we're only 34,000 words in. Here's a toast to its future success.
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All credit to SQA for the gags and substance of the additional content; I got a good laugh out of that one, too
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I was much prouder of that line than I had any right to be.
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Yes
Don’t startle people with throwable weaponry I suppose.
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Hey, at least Pastebin is easier to keep track of things on than 4chan.
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ah dun gettit
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Its a reference to Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
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Who out here remembers getting these and getting the ones that taste like crap every time?
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No offense, but you couldn't have set a lower bar than keeping track of stuff on 4chan. That isn't a point in pastebin's favor at all, that is almost a negative considering the only thing worse is 4chan.
Lmao
just read through this, fantastic work, I love it.
Nice, there seemed to be leader to a lot of fun shenanigan's for Annon can't wait to see how this is all going to turn into chaos
I love this fic so much.
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I can still find those at local Walmarts.
Pike is gonna be so mad...
Intriguing story so far. Like that you actually given anon a personality instead of him being just a cardboard cut out on that front I honestly got so in to it I saw anon as his own person instead of just a “fill in for the reader to insert themselves here.” So good job on that buddy! Anyways hope to see more very soon!
Anon... Your a moron!
You had ONE JOB, Anon! ONE. FUCKING. JOB.... And YOU failed mi-se-ra-bly!
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With a special report from reporter in the room at the time of the incident!
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Nothing beats grass and dirt buddy
So much fun!
Just finished reading and finally going to give you that like and fav.
Shouldn't he be worried by the fact that they know that he's going to be there
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They're all but sure he's only getting as far as the front gate.
How she knows this word is beyond me
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That's Anon.
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More like Astral for causing the whole thing and having such a massive brain
Well, a decent number of this country's citizen can fly so probably from above you
All I could think about during Anon's infiltration was that the castle needs better security
Fuck indeed.
I imagine Anon’s evil smile is very much like the Grinch’s.
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Vides negras secuestraron a ambas princesas y un cartero llegó hasta Twilight en medio de la crisis, obviamente necesitan arreglar su sistema de seguridad.
Perfectly executed plans! All of them flawless!
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In fairness, that castle is pretty clearly not an actual fortress and more just a showpiece and plenty of ponies pass through it or outright work there every day on top of that. So that right there puts a fair few constraints on how much “security” it can even get away with before that aspect becomes more of a hindrance than a help.
Add that ponies also don’t have modern human security tech nor, as far as I can tell, much in the way of practical comparable magic, and that actual living pony guards can only be so good at paying attention 24/7 especially in spots where nothing much usually even happens...honestly, I’m actually a bit surprised that that side entrance even had guards. After all, simply keeping it locked would provide most of the same functionality (only authorized people get to use it unless and until someone unauthorized finds a way around that, which is at least in principle doable either way anyway) and free up two valuable mares for more important work that presumably needs doing somewhere...
*tries it*
*starts disintegrating to raciest jail*
“NO WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO I SWEAAARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr