A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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Yeah, can't blame Anon. I'd be freaking out about my brain working differently on top of the (shouldn't be but is) scary movie.
making cut watch one of her moms videos was great!
Excellent work as always with the adaptation, keep it up >:3
NO HUGS?!
That's a worse crime than the actual murder!
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They'll show up eventually. I kinda let myself get too focused on the main trio as of late, so side characters will start popping up again soon.
When you get down to it, "inescapable monster pursuing the protagonist" describes every Friday the 13th and Halloween movie.
These films seem more in the vein of Halloween than Friday, though; Jason Voorhees is a quantum entity that can teleport anywhere he chooses, so long as he is not being directly observed. Michael Myers is just relentless.
Horse horror! We're all outta oats!
"gotten back at you"
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Fixed!
Interesting. So his new pony mind and body are affecting Anon in subtle ways. First, he finds hay appetizing now, tasting similar to meat. Now, he finds certain situations to be more frightening then before, like being chased extensively or being unable to run away. And yet, his transformation hasn't completely taken away some of his personal preferences and human habits. Such as his preferences to girls with big breasts/teats, or how he uses his magic to form hands when he wants to lift something.
Will Anon ever tell them about Blockbuster?
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Thanks!
Lol, that was clever!
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His refusal to touch hay makes a lot of sense: he is desperate to retain his humanity.
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And while many people find these movies to be too cliche to be genuinely threatening, creatures who are skittish enough to panic over a bunny attack would find them bone-chilling.
And now you've thrown her off her rhythm!!
Cool they did not go for the easy win with a jump scare movie.
Have to wonder if the leg break would be better or worse for ponies than eye damage.
Heh, I bet he could scare the shit out of them by pointing out how his ancestors used to hunt.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Looks like this sentence could use a little revision. It's got a repetitive theme, I've put that in bold.
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What like how they got offered Netflix at the hight of it's success and turned it down so the founder of Netflix went free lance
Something something scary movie franchise.
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Practically everything about it, especially how similar they are.
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I thought it was a play on how humans are endurance hunters, and just follow prey until they're too exhausted to continue. But I realized maybe I was overanalyzing it. Ponys would be terrified of anything that never stopped coming after them.
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This was partly how I concluded (just about an hour ago) that the ultimate horror monster for these Equestrians is not a werewolf, or zombie dragon, or some psycho mare who won't give hugs. Ponies are (or were) afraid of changelings because they could look like anything, and ponies are afraid of things that never stop coming after them. And they're also afraid off things that don't give hugs.
The ultimate horror monster for these Equestrians is the T-1000.
I think we all knew what would happen once he found the porno section but the ultimate outcome I thought was quite sweet.
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Another example of him 'going native' was him fretting over Pike tracking mud in from bog day when he had just cleaned the floor. Or even his panic over Pike's lewdness induced fainting spell.
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Speaking of which, have you been writing more?
Ok, now I reeeeaaally want to see Anon being introduced to the parents.
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I think the difference would basically whats down to genetics.
Fears and food preferences would be carved into ancient horse brain.
While things like big teats is a societal preference. Like how perfect white teeth is considered really important in America, while not as much in other countries.
murphy's law please spare this chapter
edit: went surprisingly well ngl
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...Whoops. Fixed.
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I look forward to that
Nice
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Unrelated question, I seem to remember that you said the greentext version of this story is almost finished. Any plans for a sequel or a completely different story?
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One other thing to keep in mind on that point though is that the majority of human monsters are deranged reflections of humanity, more often than not humans which have been freed from morality in some way. These pony monsters were predatory species. The difference between an apex species and a prey species I suppose.
I'd also like to add that Anon has better restraint than me. I don't think I'd last as long as he did when being in the equivalent of a movie rental store that closed down.
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I have! I've just also been doing a masters degree and well, you can probably guess what kind of time commitment that garners. I put out an update last month tho!
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Thank ya!
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Yeah, I intend to do some LaSoI omakes, a family life focused sequel, and I have another big story (Odd Jobs with Odd Job) I've kind of started that I'll be doing in earnest.
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You're welcome. ^^
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Yeah, that seemed like it was missing. If I were him, I would have slipped a recounting in after the third one.
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Ya, big oof for free time.
Would you mind linking the update? Looking at the ponepaste the most recent thing I can see is from July.
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The leg, no contest. When it comes to equines, without modern veterinary medicine a broken leg is almost invariably a death sentence. Hell, it’s dicey even with it.
I really fucking love the pornstar family.
Huh, fear of pursuit predators? o boy! here I go human again!
Seriously... Look Anon I know your pony body is fucking with your human mind, but I am fairly certain that compared to human scary movies those would have been child's play. Or do I need to give you Panywise's number? Or the xenomorph? Or those things from Bird box? Are you seriously telling me that Equestria monsters are scarier than human ones? Heh, right... Oh! And by the way, Dr. SCP-049 shall receive you now.
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Ponepaste (unfortunately) doesn't show when a ponepaste was last updated unless you open the paste itself. If you open part 5 https://ponepaste.org/4295 it'll tell you the last update was October 30th. If you haven't checked it since July though I have no idea where you actually are in it.
In a way, working his way through with the slow--but inevitable--build up of tension until the big horrifying end, that is what some typical scary movies themselves do.
If you have a jump-scare after jump-scare, most people will come to expect that, and the fear ends up getting watered down. Making tension that slowly builds up in the audience through the whole movie, sometimes makes even the most plain scenes become terrifying.
Wonder how they'd react if they saw Alien.
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Will you be having Bobbles post this other story too?
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I mostly just wonder if the giant eyes would make that more horrible than it is for humans.
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If he's interested. Except for Plug-in-Bay. That's one I want to do on my own.