A Guardsmare of half height and double spirit finds love twice as tall and thrice as strong: a Reverse Gender Roles Equestria story of epic proportions and minuscule stature.
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The prankster was amazing in the sequel, too bad she retired somewhere to live a peaceful life after the stress of that movie
Nice indeed. And the return of blockbusters. I want it to be the exact same. With a teenager who is "maybe high" behind the register
me no get ending of chapter
Cretin
Blockbuster. I miss going there. But I could always count on Family Video...then that closes down.
Had some good laughs with this chapter. Cut is either gonna get a big boost in confidence with being in this herd or a nervous wreck. Though I bet her mom will be proud of her.
ha... funny
I almost fell out of my chair
💯💯💯
My side hurts
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The way I see it, after Pike said that about the Bat Mare movie, both Anon and Cut looked at Pike with deadpan expressions, after which:
Pikes such a nerd
Having had to read the green text just to see what happens next, I can say the choice of movies is top tier.
I don't even care if it's a typo 'eternal screaming' is too funny not to be left in.
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Exactly why I left it in from the greentext
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damnit! i was drinking something and it went down the wrong pipe and i ended up having a coughing and laughing fit at that exact part! twas legit hilarious.
Loved this chapter!
If we’re talking about favorite movies: Leonardo DiCaprio - The Departed! Him and Jack Nicholson were great in that.
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There is one BlockBuster left in the United States. I forgot the location though.
you know, I wouldn't be mad if a chick gave me that compliment...
or any, for that matter.
"We had a rental chain by that name where I lived, once upon a time"
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If memory serves, the last Blockbuster location in the US is in Alaska, where Netflix has had trouble gaining a foothold due to poor internet speeds in that region.
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I think it's somewhere in Oregon.
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If we're talking Nicholson, there's a movie from '89 I'm partial to.
Cut: “B-because they’re ugly.”
Anon:
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I frigging adore Cut, keep em coming!
Don't worry about your teats Cut. For you see Anon loves big teats, because he is a stallion of culture.
Is this a mistake? I feel like it should be "mares" yet girls can fit too.
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It's a nerd herd!
If there's a boring video, in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?
Block Buster!
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Do your teats hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, do you teats, hang, low?!
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We had one near my place, I forget if it bought out the Ambassador Video or the other way around. Either way it had fresh theater grade popcorn all the time. The highschool about 3 blocks away always had students going there for cheap popcorn and the I'm-pretending-I-don't-see-you-steal-it refills. Owner didn't care because it cleared out the old popcorn so it remained fresh. Sadly it got killed by the Blockbuster that opened up about 5 blocks away.
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Ah, that was probably meant to be 'gals' (to counterpart guys) and I think I just let my grammar program override it by accident. Ah well, ik they do say girls in the show at least once so I'll leave it in.
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That's ironic.
Oh man, the references are too many to count and the fact that this hole shebang looks like a anime plot it's just perfect.
...
ANIMATORS, TO YOUR STORYBOARDS!!!
Man, Cut's social awkwardsness feels SO relatable.
Ah Blockbuster. If only they had managed to change with the times as opposed to being obliterated by Netflix.
Ok, hear me out... I try not to mix fandoms normally (anyone unfamiliar with Undertale need not read further), but isn't Cut 'N Paste just Alphys? I get hella Alphys vibes from her, like, I literally hear her lines in the fannon Alphys comic dub voice in my head and I didn't even realize it until now.
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No.
It's a very understandable reaction I expected her to scream out loud
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That is oddly fitting
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There is one place where blockbuster lives
Google the last blockbuster
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First time I got to play Ocarina of Time was from renting a 64 and a copy from there, but man...some of those rentals were in baaad shape.
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I remember when you could rent VHS tapes.
This was an awesome chapter, But I'm just waiting for the chapter about DND. I mean to say, Ogres and Oubliettes. I have no idea of this is in the Greentext version, but I'm dying to see it.
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I remember when TVs look like you could fit a bookshelf of VHS in your living room. Like a Library of VHS tapes... wonder how Twilight would think of that...
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And I'm suddenly having flashbacks to when my family and I had a shelf that couldn't hold all the VHS tapes we had and it wasn't enough so there was a bigger shelf...and that wasn't enough.
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I still have a Toshiba TV/VCR Combination on my desk, and VHS tapes from as far back as the Jay Ward cartoons.
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Ahhhhh! Now I feel OLD! I remember the same thing! I also remember the old VHS bookcase fell forward because it couldn't handle the weight. I was like five...
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Lucky you.
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I feel old every time I pass a building that used to be a Family Video.