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Samey90

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Samey90 Joined 21st May, 2013 · Offline

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The Sleepless Beholder
The Sleepless Beholder #1 · Jan 24th, 2021 · · ·
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“Why did Cloudy Kicks punch you?”

“I may have kissed her too.”

“Why did she punch you again?”

Wallflower blushed. “Because I wanted to replicate the results.”

Hurray for continuity, I think? :rainbowlaugh:

Your particular form of writting never fails to amuse me.

RK_Striker_JK_5
RK_Striker_JK_5 #2 · Jan 25th, 2021 · · ·
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Funny and sexy. Great work, Samey. :D

khajiitmage
khajiitmage #3 · Jan 26th, 2021 · · ·
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“Peanut butter, banana, and bacon,” Wallflower replied.

Ah, a woman of culture

MidnightFMare
MidnightFMare #4 · Feb 23rd, 2021 · · ·
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Wallflower’s cheeks turned deep crimson as she looked down at her pussy. “Bushes need trimming, after all. Remember that I’m a gardener. And before you ask, I’m not putting Christmas lights down there in winter.”

Nah, she wouldn't. Tree Hugger on the other hand...
Just... So much starch, and not just her mane and tail either.

EncoreP
EncoreP #5 · Jan 5th, 2022 · · ·
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“Yeah, and then you’d pass out after smelling Rainbow Dash’s shoes after she ran a half marathon.” Sunset shook her head. “Also, I hope she never gets the idea to try an actual marathon. We’d need more than a sandwich to help her get back on her feet.”

This never fails to keep me laughing :rainbowlaugh:

“My only friends are plants and I have the social skills of a potato,” Wallflower replied. “Also, I sometimes do things first and think later, but I guess that’s something we have in common.”

Potato for the Potato god, muehehe. >:3

“Your parents were smuggling diamonds in Africa, right?” Wallflower asked.

Wallflower NO-

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