Damn a virgin story ready to be commented on... yesss

Sex

Dawww... Wholesome end comedic end
Nice sex

*<>* i believe discord started Celestias' estrus - with the intent of spreading chaos

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> grumbles something about sowing the seed of chaos...

“Sure, but I’m pretty sure that they haven’t had a Princess christen the train,” he blithely rebuked, lifting his head to gaze up at her. “If we don’t intend on ignoring the mess, we can play rock-paper-scissors for who brings the linens to an attendant.”

joke's on you, princess can only throw rock

“You don’t have to humor me, I of all ponies know that the royal flank is a bit on the large side,”

And that is why you are best princess. The bigger the pony, the battle the better the pony.

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MagicHands.exe

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Preach, Brother!

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Granted I get bit insane with macro themes in my stories. Where Celestia grows to ridiculous sizes. I personally find that hot but I can understand not everyone wants to see Celestia go supernova size.

I regards to the story. I have a strange feeling that Discord watched the two get intimate. And is possibly secretly following them. Perhaps disguising himself as an inanimate object.

This was great! So glad that you made a third one!

So, what are the odds of Anon impregnating Celestia just now?

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Thanks
Amended

This series... just... an amazing combination of 'awww' and 'unf'.

Thanks for continuing this story!
We've got an interesting setup going on here.

• Discord is interfering
• Anon has his suit of armor
• They're going to see Cadence

What will happen next?
Who will have to clean up the linens?
Will the server who made the smoothies get a generous tip?
Will they stop at any other points of interest?

Her lover could run laps around anypony she’d been with or heard of, and that wasn’t even counting his obscenely short refractory period!

What does that mean?

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Time between rounds basically.

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Ohh

Now I wonder what did she meant in the previous chapter by 'Luna help her take care of it' What do they have a spell specially to dry them up but can't cast them on themselves?

The romantic element makes this story shine over all of the other clop stories I’ve read thus far! I implore you to continue this series when you get the time—it scratches that Tia x Human itch that I am hard-pressed to sate, due to the large number of ooc, fling stories out lately that fail to foster any sort of emotional connection between the reader and the characters (not to mention how objectivizing some of them are!).

I can only read the greats so many times before I simply memorize them through and through and they begin to lose their magic, after all—but! This little series? At the rate it’s going? It will inexorably take a spot up there with those greats. Of that, I am certain.

So, with all my ranting out of the way, I hereby officially acknowledge your status as a grade A+ author, and as a monument to all of our sins!

Stay safe and keep it up!

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Glad you enjoy this series. Writing these is sort of a guilty pleasure of mine.

If you do like it, I have an absolutely titanic novel in the works that you may enjoy. (Chrysalis/Anon Romantically Smutty Comedy)

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Well, I will certainly on board for that story

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Regardless, Pinkie's cooking would wage an onslaught on your pancreas

Now I can't stop but thinking what would happen if anon would threesome Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
sun and moon cartwheeling back and forth with "DING" giving everyone epilepsy as discord explains to everyone in his best "outsourced tech support voice" some made up bullshit for why it is happening

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🤣

“Sure, but I’m pretty sure that they haven’t had a Princess christen the train,” he blithely rebuked, lifting his head to gaze up at her. “If we don’t intend on ignoring the mess, we can play rock-paper-scissors for who brings the linens to an attendant.”

are you planning on making a chapter solely dedicated to this?

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It would be touched on in a sequel, yes XD

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Those of us in the rail industry lovingly refer to this activity as joining the mile-long club. Keep up the good work.

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I'll definitely keep that in mind XD

Hey Some Leech, I love your stories they have been awesome, but I was wondering if you could make some Princess Luna x Anon stories like you've done for Princess Celestia?

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At some point, sure, I probably could

I want to see the possibility that's celestia's pregnant and they both confront Discord for causing Celestia to go into heat early, another story!

This was good, ANOTHER ONE!

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Nebulously tall

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If that’s true, then how long is her neck?

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Hmm If you look at how Princess Celestia is shown in the show her head can move about half of her withers height above or below the withers so about 70 cm with the previous assumption. I think I've to revise the height estimation from before to 120 cm at the withers and a total max height of 180 [Excluding the horn]

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Oh

Great story, loved it!

Can anyone link me to the source of the cover image? Twitter fucking sucks ass.

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It's on DankFlank's twitter and also on Derpi

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Yeah but unfortunately this particular picture isn't. I'll never understand why artists go to Twitter. I'm not going to scroll through thousands of posts of bullshit clicking on "show content" for every picture just to find something.

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It might be on E621

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I'll check. I forget all about e621. It's a shame that so many artists no longer use Derpibooru. You'd think they'd want to share their art on as many platforms as possible.

Yes, I'm liking this miniseries quite a bit. Romantic clop is best clop IMO.

I'm guessing future stories in this miniseries are planned, given that they haven't even made it to the Crystal Empire yet?

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That's the plan!

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I'll just sit here and wait (semi) patiently.

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Make some room, please. ;]

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Small update
I still don't have a sequel for this started, but I do have several wholesome and/or cute Cele things in the works

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Always up for some fluff. Celestia related or otherwise.

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You know what really turns me on, Celestia-wise?

Someone she can connect with, someone who can understand her - her loneliness, the pressure... Someone who can be a friend besides everything else, who can lend lend an ear, or a shoulder. Someone supportive, who genuinely wants to learn about her. Someone that refuses to bow down because they'd rather respect who she is, not what she is.

Whenever Twilight comes up in Celestia's context, I have the urge to whack her up her silly head. I always have this feeling of an undercurrent of profound sadness in Celestia... that Twilight never figured out to stop putting her on a fucking pedestal, throughout the years they spent together. She's gone through however many students, and yet... not even once.

Princess of Frienship? Hah. How can she not see that Celestia hoped she'd be her friend? Adoration, they say, is an emotion farthest from understanding. She claims to know her... but how well does she actually know her? Was she ever open to learning about her?

I wish a character could whack her on the head for me. ;] And maybe help grant Celestia's "oldest wish"... I would be delighted if this inspired a story in you, dear Author.

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Aye

Feels like she doesn't have anyone who she can relate and let her hair down with