The Pink Danger (Edited)
"What do mean you guys can't grant any wishes today?"
Timmy and his fairies were in Timmy's bedroom. Cosmo and Wanda were in goldfish mode and looking at him with sheepish frowns as they told him some bad news.
"Sorry sport," Wanda said apologetically. "Our wands were due for their annual wish tune up."
"Tune up?"
Cosmo smiled. "Our wands are mighty and commanding, like a celebrity's face. But they need maintenance and tuning every now and then, like a celebrity's face."
Timmy looked dismayed. "Can't fairies just wish for the wands to get a tune up?"
"Nope," Cosmo said with a smile.
Timmy face palmed in frustration, before calming down with a sigh. "Alright, fine. I can go a day without magic. What could possibly go wrong?"
"Like, INVASION OF EARTH?!"
Mark Chang was enjoying a pleasantly awfully day when his parents, King Gripullon and Queen Jipjorrulac, contacted him about a threat to his adopted planet.
"One of my rivals, the dreaded warlord Zilluuac, wishes to upstage me," The King said ominously
"He and his forces have decided they must crush the Greatest Warrior in the Universe to do so," the Queen said, "and completely destroy his planet from inside out."
Mark looked horrified. "Can't you, like, send your forces to punish him for his treason!?
"I could," The King said. The screen expanded, revealing he and his wife were on a foul-smelling wasteland. "But we're on vacation, enjoying the wonderfully disgusting atmosphere of Sulfur Seven."
"But-,"
The Queen smiled unapologetically. "Got to get back to our vacation. Love you. Bye bye." The call was terminated, much to Mark's chagrin. The green alien put on his human disguise and ran out of his spaceship.
"I must, like, warn Timmy Turner!" Mark yelled.
"Elmer what's wrong?" Timmy asked his boiled friend,
Timmy, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, and Elmer were sitting at their usual spot in the cafeteria, chatting about the Crimson Chin. Elmer sat still in morose silence, even when the pink-hatted boy had asked him a question.
Elmer rolled his eyes angrily. "I don't know," he muttered in a bitterly sarcastic tone. "Maybe it was the fact that my so-called friends were supposed to remember my birthday!"
Timmy and his friends looked ashamed and nervous. "Uh, we don't know what your talking about Elmer," Sanjay said with a nervous smile.
"Yeah dude," Chester assured their bespectacled friend. "We remembered your birthday."
Elmer narrowed his eyes in disbelief. "Oh really. Well then where's my present?!"
"Uh, it will be here soon," Timmy said , looking down at Cosmo and Wanda, respectively disguised as a knife and fork. "I wish-," he began, only to remember that his fairies couldn't do any magic today.
Elmer didn't look impressed. "When?" Timmy, Chester, and A.J. tried to think of another excuse, only to hear the sound of a horn, following by their classmates screaming.
Timmy turned around and saw a pink car barreling toward them. It had a loudspeaker on the roof, and a banner on the front that read "Party Wagon" in a bright pink letters. It plowed through the playground at high speed, causing children to scatter in fear of being run over.
A.J. looked horrified. "Is that-"
Timmy frown in annoyance. "It is."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELMER!" A female voice announced on the loudspeaker as the car came toward them.
Elmer smiled whimsically. "You guys did remember my birthday, after all. You just wanted this to be a surprise."
"Surprise?" Timmy said.
"Ah sure yeah," A.J. said with a nervous smile.
"Of course that's what we were planning," Chester said with a smile. "We were just messing with ya." The car stopped in front of them. A girl with familiar poofy pink hair got out of the driver's seat, while wearing a colorful pink party hat, much to Elmer's joy.
"HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ELMER, ELMER, ELMER!" Pinkie danced around Elmer while twirling around sparklers in her hands.
"Did you invite her?" A.J. mouthed to Timmy.
Timmy was equally confused. "I didn't."
"Then how did she know it was Elmer's birthday?" A.J. asked.
Timmy shrugged. "Pinkie just...finds these things out." The boys looked as Pinkie placed a red party hat on Elmer's head (and a tinier one on his boil) while singing the same song over and over again. The other kids gathered around this spectacle, much to Timmy's mortification.
"To celebrate the milestone of turning 10 Elmer," Pinkie Pie said cheerfully, "I have baked you my most tastiest, chocolatiest, chocolate cake ever!"
"Cool," Elmer said, "where-," Elmer watched with shock as Pinkie somehow pulled a cake the size of a table from her poofy pink hair. Elmer's face was drawn on top with red frosting, with a cherry to represent his boil.
"Did she just pull a cake from her hair?" One kid asked.
"Who cares?" Another kid said. "Cake!"
"Make sense to me."
Soon Elmer and the other kids clamored around him, or more specifically the cake, eager to eat.
"Yay!" Elmer said cheerfully. "For the first time in my life, everyone in class wants to be part of one of my endeavors, if only because they want to mooch off of my birthday cake." He looked gratefully at the pink-haired teenager. "Thank you Pinkie!"
"You don't have to thank me," Pinkie said happily. "Just always try to have fun!" This was punctuated by the sound of confetti bursting from behind her.
Timmy's embarrassment vanished. "Well, at least Elmer's happy." He was about to take a bite of the cake, when someone grabbed him by his shirt.
"Timmy Turner." Timmy saw Mark, in human form, looking at him with both fear and desperation while yanking him by his shirt. "Like, you we need to talk."
Before TImmy could respond, the bubbly teenager came up to Mark. "Oh, who are you?" Pinkie asked.
"Like, Mark."
"Well Like, Mark," Pinkie said, presenting a plate of chocolate cake to the disguise as an alien prince. "How would you like-,
"BLECH!" Mark said, knocking the cake out of Pinkie's hands. "GET THAT DISGUSTING SLUDGE AWAY FROM ME!"
Pinkie looked horrified. "Disgusting?" Pinkie said, on the verge tears.
"Sorry," Timmy said to the pink-haired girl apologetically, "he's...diabetic." Timmy and Mark ran away. "Got to go, school project." Timmy's friends looked at the pink-hatted boy with confusion, before going back to eating the cake.
Pinkie stared at Mark with a hint of remorse.
"So this alien wants to destroy me?!" Timmy asked with horror. The pink-hatted boy, the fairies, and the alien met up in his spaceship at the dump where he came to tell him about a threat to the planet.
"One of my father's rivals for the throne," Mark said with disgust while crossing his tentacles. "A total loser."
"And he wants to destroy the planet?" Timmy squeaked.
"Yeah." Mark let an optimistic smile. "Don't worry though. Like, you and your magical servants can save the day, right?" Cosmo, Wanda, and TImmy looked blue with fear.
"Uh," Timmy stammered. "Well."
"Timmy!" Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, and Mark looked to see someone arriving.
"I didn't no you were diabetic Mark," Pinkie said. She presented another, smaller, cake. "So I baked you a sugar-free-," Pinkie dropped the cake in shock, once she looked at Mark in his true alien form.
"Uh, Pinkie," Timmy said, "are you-,"
"OH MY GOSH!" Pinkie wailed. Pinkie came toward Mark, her fists bared, and a snarl on her face.
"Please, no," Mark said fearfully, "don't dissect me."
"I can't believe this!" Pinkie growled.
"Pinkie," Wanda urged, "I know Mark looks weird, but he has feelings like you-,"
"YOU LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN!" Mark, Timmy, and the fairies looked confused.
"What?"
"You're not supposed to leave the window open." Pinkie said, shutting a window a turning toward Timmy with her hands on her hips and a stern look. "You'll let the AC out."
"Uh, sorry?" Timmy said.
"It's OK," Pinkie said, her goofy smile returning to her face. She then noticed the fairies in the room. "Hey Cosmo, hey Wanda."
"Hey Pinkie," Cosmo said. "What is corn?"
"Nice." The green-haired fairy and the bubbly teenager did a high five. She then looked toward Mark. "Timmy told me he met an alien. He didn't tell me you were also Mark. Cool beans."
"Uh, like, greetings Earthling," Mark said with some confusion, "how is it-," Pinkie pulled Mark into a hug.
"I just want you to know, alien or person, we can still be-" Mark pushed Pinkie away from him and let out a pained yell.
"KEEP THIS BEAST AWAY FROM ME!" He yelled, his green membrane burning up. "ITS LOVE AND AFFECTION IS HAZARDOUS TO MY GELATINOUS FORM!"
"What's wrong?" Pinkie said with concern. "I just wanted to-,"
"Pinkie," Wanda said sternly. "Mark's species doesn't enjoy nice or good things. In fact, they can be very deadly to him."
"Really?" Pinkie Pie asked with some sadness.
"Yeah," Cosmo said. "Let me demonstrate." Cosmo poofed into the shape of a teddy bear and jumped onto Mark. It burned him. Cosmo poofed into the shape of an adorable kitty and leapt onto Mark. It burned him. Cosmo then poofed into the shape of a milkshake and poured it on Mark's body. It burned him again.
"COSMO!" Pinkie wailed, annoyed with how the green-haired fairy was hurting her newest alien friend.
Timmy glared at Cosmo. "Cosmo, I think she gets the point." Cosmo poofed into his normal shape and rejoined Wanda.
"So you can't enjoy hugs or anything?" Pinkie asked with concern.
"So Timmy, is this, like, the being who taught you to resist the dreaded chocolate and the roses of pain and death?" Mark asked the buck-toothed boy with a smile.
"Well," Timmy stammered.
"Because if you, a puny human child, could defeat me and my father's forces, then Zilluuac would stand no chance against a being as merciless and cruel as her." Mark gestured with his tentacles to the pink haired girl who cutely sang "La-la-la!" to herself.
Timmy's eyes widened in realization. "Yeah," he replied, "she's the one who did train me. I bet she could!"
"COME BEFORE ME, GREATEST WARRIOR!" A voice bellowed from overhead. The group of five came out of the space ship and saw a flying saucer hanging over their hands, a small platform jutting out from the roof, a blue Yugopotamian alien hanging at the end of it. He resembled the King except he had a thick mustache rather than a beard, along with evil green eyes.
"UNLESS YOU WISH TO SEE YOUR PLANET DESTROYED, FACE ME SO-CALLED GREATEST WARRIOR IN THE UNIVERSE!"
"Who is that?" Pinkie Pie asked happily.
Mark frowned. "Zilluuac."
A devilish and opportunistic smile appeared on the brown haired boy's mouth. "Hey Pinkie."
"Yeah."
"How would you like to make new friends?" Wanda asked her. Pinkie stared at the boy for a moment with her blue eyes, before letting out cheerful shriek.
"I WOULD LOVE TOO!"
A wry grin formed on the faces of Timmy, Mark, and the fairies.
"LET US BATTLE, GREATEST WARRIOR!" Zilluuac bellowed to Timmy, carrying all manners of weapons in his tentacles. Timmy approached him. The two of them were on top of flying saucer, which had been converted into a battlefield. On one side, Zilluuac's dozens of soldiers stood behind him, demented grins on their faces. On the other side, Timmy stood, Mark and his fairies right behind him.
"But remember this: once I've destroyed you, I shall tear your planet apart." He gave a nasty smile to Mark. "And I shall claim your father's throne once the Yugopatamians see my true greatness, Mark." A polite smile formed on his face. "But since you are the resident of this world, I grant you the first move," Zilluuac said in an unusually gregarious tone to Timmy.
A smug grin formed on Timmy's face. "First move, eh." Timmy snapped his fingers. A closet-sized box came down on the stage. The rogue Yugopotamians watched with trepidation as the box began to jostle, while Mark and the Fairies watched with joyful anticipation.
"What is-," Zilluuac began, only for the box to burst open.
"HI YUGOPOTAMIANS!" Pinkie bellowed. She wore a silly pink skirt, a silly pink blouse with smiley faces on it, and pink top hat with a heart on it. Her pink hair was tied into pigtails. "I'M PINKIE PIE, LET'S BE FRIENDS!"
The Yugopotamians shrieked in horror at this foul creature put before them. The blue warlord looked nervous, before regaining his nerve.
"I am not afraid," Zilluuac said. "I shall-," he screamed as cupcakes were thrown at his eyes.
"Your supposed to eat the cupcake silly," Pinkie said obliviously, "not wear it."
"AH MY EYES!" Zilluuac wailed. He dropped his weapons, trying instead to rub the frosting out of his eyes with his tentacles.
"I'm sorry," Pinkie Pie moaned apologetically. "Maybe you need a hug."
"A what-AAAAAHHHH!" Zilluuac shrieked in blood-curdling pain as Pinkie gave him the most deadly thing of all: a warm hug. "Stop, stop! End this torture! I can't take-," he fainted from the agony of it all.
"Ah, he must be so happy he's tried," Pinkie Pie chirped at the unconscious alien. He looked at the rest of the horrified Yugopotamians. "How about you. Want to have fun?!"
The aliens screamed.
"You're all so happy, your screaming with joy," Pinkie commented. The party girl brought out a colorful cannon. "I guess it's time I brought out my party cannon."
One of them shook with terror. "What does this contraption-," the cannon covered all the aliens in party hats, confetti, and glitter.
"AHHH!" One alien yelled. "THIS PLANET IS A NIGHTMARE!"
"FLEE! ACTIVIATE THE ENGINES!"
"NO TIME! GET THE ESCAPE PODS!" The Yugopotamians all ran to the escape pods, with one of them remembering at the last minute to grab their unconscious leader. Within moments, dozens of escape pods launched into the atmosphere.
"Driluuac," one of his commandents said to his weakened opponent, "let us flee to the next solar-,
"Forget solar system!" The mighty warlord wailed. "We have to get to the next galaxy!"
"Aww, my new friends left," Pinkie said with a pout, watching all the happy aliens fly away.
"Don't worry Pinkie," Mark said, "from one warrior to another, you, like, have earned my respect and friendship." Pinkie let out a small, happy tear, before pulling the green alien into a hug.
"Thank you Mark," Pinkie gushed.
"Aww!" Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda said.
Mark felt his membrane burn from the hug. "AHHH! It still hurts!"
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Isn't it a little early for a sequel?
Oh God! Pinkie's mere presents is going to hurt Mark! She is too sweet for him to survive!
Impossible! Such a menacing aura!
It-it can't be!
SHE'S AN ENEMY STAND USER!
The Yugopataimas were always a really strange aspect of the show, even for FOP standards. Like I feel like they were supposed to be one shot antagonists that got really popular.
10471776
i agree with you on that. but who cares? it has pinkie in it. and she's happy.
10471825
I guess.
I wonder how Mark Chang would react if I make him watch Barney The Dinosaur?
I feel like using Pinkie is some kind of war crime.
😄😂
Yay!!!!!! Cosmo and Pinkie are so chill!!!!
10471776
Yeah, I figured.
But I am about to start full time work.
Starting next week, I won't have as much time as a used too.
I want to use my last bits of freedom to publish as much as I can.
As well as show everyone I am still committed to Fairly Odd Friendship.
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Mark: Humans create programs devoted to mental torture!
Pinkie: Shh. This is my favorite.
Mark: YOU SICKED TWISTED MOSNTER!
10472086
Still, this tells it'll work out pretty well.
10472086
That last line made me laugh.
OMG! That was hilarious!
YES
I wanted to see mark or well in this case yugopotamia dealing with either pony/equeatria girls Antics.
I hoped for something like twilight or sunset shimmer refusing to believe that mark is an alien and he is only some monster from equestria despite all evidence, but this is far better.
10473145
Sunset Shimmer: Aliens? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Cosmo: Only as ridiculous as a teenage girl claiming to be a unicorn.
(beat)
Twilight Sparkle: Fair point.
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COSMO BECAME INTELLIGENT! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
As with A Fairlyodd Friendship this was hilarious and felt like one of the early episodes. Your ability to match tone and make references without it feeling stale is incredible.
So it pains me to say I think I found a plot hole:
If Cosmo can’t grant wishes the closest thing he could do to poofing something up would be turning into it. Is that what you’re trying to have happen here? If not that’s an easy fix.
Good luck with the new job! Hope you’ll still be able to write great works like this.
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Yeah I wondered about that too.
10503220
Actually...
I see your point.
Will make an edit.
Okay, I never thought this story would be this hilarious. AHHH!! MORE FAIRLY ODD FRIENDSHIP!!!! NOW!!!
This should be canon
10523724
Is Pinkie Pie really annoying?
I just imagine the next one shot story's
Rarity meeting Remy Buxaplenty alone with Juandissimo Magnifico
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy meeting April Fool
Applejack meeting The Head Pixie (H.P.) and Sanderson
And probably Starlight meeting the anti fairies
Lol
Does that include devious little girls using their adorable cuteness as a way to subject them? Because if so, then I've just thought of something you could use as a sequel.
'Terror comes from the skies. And it's name is Cozy Glow.' That or Discord. Preying on a species's vunrablity to cuteness, in order to instigate a war, is totally something Discord would do.
This was really well done, poor Mark and co though
Great story my guy and poor Mark just run and also I have to ask when is the sequel for fairy odd friendship coming out
Will the next story be a long one?
Awesome man. Though do you plan to Mandie show up in the series? Cause im pretty sure even Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, and even GILDA would be intimidated by her.
11504017
Hmm...
You've given me food for thought.
11504021
Yeah plus you may have already seen this, but Mandie using her jet boots can also fly as fast as a Yugopotamian ship which can fly from Yugopotamia to earth in minutes, can entrap alicorn level Fairies in cement. In addition in the “Five Days of F.L.A.R.G.” episode she lifted a barbell weight bigger than her head that weigh 500 lbs on both sides and do an overhead press 18 times in one second, then immediately afterward tossing it aside like pebbles so she could use an ax to chop up an animatronic of mark into tiny pieces in 1 second, then uses two alien bazookas as big her torso to blast the bits to smithereens without suffering any kickback then break both of them over her head into four pieces like they twigs out of wet clay.
Yeah, imagine how the Rainbooms would react to that? sure Applejack with her magic is stronger, but what if for this universe Mandie’s strength works like the Hulk, so the madder she gets the stronger she gets and the hotter her flames become.
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You, sir, are more than just a constructive critic.
You are a muse!
11504393
Yeah, with all of that, I can picture the Rainbooms being caught off guard by her ferocity, and the canterlot high students who previously were more than willing to give a well deserved ass kicking to the dazzlings would go like “nope!” Then book it, with even Gilda going like “ Sunset, have fun!” Before grabbing timmy and running off as fast as she can.
11504393
Or am I not giving the Rainbooms enough credit? Im just assuming that their more used to magical energy blast blast opponents as opposed to non magical physical brutes.
11506730
I think only Applejack and Rainbow would be good in a physical fight.
11506743
Yeah, but neither of them are actually warriors, while Mandie was trained since birth in warrior combat, and I forgot to mention this but during “King Chang” Mandie with own power created high tech battle armor with blasters everywhere. With everything I’ve stated before, imagine what it would look like if shes burning with fire, while wearing power armor and shooting molten beams of energy.
11506743
You get what I’m saying though right?
11508556
Yes I do. Maddie could be a tough opponent
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Absolutely. Also I know its too early to tell, but with everything set up in the first story I think a great idea would be to make the Dazzlings the main antagonists of the Fairly Odd Friendship series, and be Timmy Turner’s arch nemesis.
11508611
Their mutual animosity feels so real at this point.
Interesting one shot here and pretty awesome yet hilarious seeing Pinkie become a threat to the Yugopotamians without even trying.
Since Mandie hasn't been defeated yet here (since the events of anything after FOP season 5 didn't happen, which means King Chang didn't happen yet), curious how the Rainbooms will deal with her (Especially if Mandie does manage to access some Equestrian magic)?
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WIP
11508617
The Dazzlings will ride again. Mark my words.
I think this was a pretty entertaining read! I especially love Pinkie's response, "Well, Like Mark." Will you ever write a full length sequel?
11641949
Working on it.
What does a celebrity's face have to do with this?!
treason!?"*
"But-"*
friend.*
wish-"*
in bright pink letters*
Sometimes it's best to not to wonder how Pinkie knows.
where-"*
the disguised alien prince. "How would you like-"*
Oh boy!
Timmy*
didn't know*
sugar-free-"*
you-"*
you-"*
shutting a window before turning toward Timmy*
it-"*
to-"*
over their heads*
on top of the flying saucer,*
is-"*
shall-*
can't take-"*
happy he's tired,"*
contraption-"*
solar-"*
It's hilarious knowing Pinkie managed to make the aliens flee just being herself!!!
So, is this before or after the events of Journey to the Mind of Timmy Turner considering how Timmy is more okay being around Pinkie despite losing trust in the Rainbooms in the end of the first story and making it clear he still had trust issues with them in the end?
11790385
After the second story.