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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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remind me to beat the shit out of you

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In an endearing way or would that be the "not fun" way? :trollestia:

EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE: Poorly Narrated Stories and Fan Service

You sick fuck.

They probably do that every other week

Smugly smiling down at her friend, Sektiss brushed the sweat streaked mane from Scarlett’s face. “This would make a great shitty fanfiction for us to read…”

Some well-executed self-referential humor right there

Dang, I didn’t know Scarlett was still doing things, that’s awesome!

Oh? An Anthro mare is able to accommodate a 12 inch penis? A human woman's vagina is only four inches deep before stretching, and a real life 1600 pound mare can barely handle fourteen inches, but that's fine.

I understand that these characters are already hypersexualized, but I kind of assumed that a story calling out other stories for unrealistic body proportions would be a little more realistic itself, or at least more self-aware.

I mean, I liked it, but
>thick as a soda can
marks bingo card

Woefully unaware of her partner’s gut rapidly expanding gut,

Too many guts

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Well, a few things to note.
A) I to write slightly more realistic stuff, on occasion
B) This is intentionally a hyper-lewd, tongue in cheek story
C) And, yes, it's a ever so slight jab at myself and the over the top smut you see out there

Anyhow, I do hope people enjoy it, for either a laugh or a fap

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Okie dokie. Didn't mean to sound insulting, because when unrealistic penises occur between two ponies or anthros, I don't really care all that much. As long as the Intricate Dick-Size:raritywink: doesn't mess up Human on Pony action.

This is the third story I've left that kind of comment on, after Piece of Meat and Nature's Cure, so apparently I'm on some kind of Crusade.

“What? Giant tits?” the changeling asked, raising an eyebrow. Slowly, her rack returned to its normal size.

“Regular tits are just fine,” she groused, snorting in consternation.

“Yeah, but what about other big things like…” Sektiss purred.

Before Scarlett could say anything, something thick and weighty rested against her tush. Facing away from Sektiss, she had no way of knowing what sort of trickery her friend was up to. Steadily, she moved one hand behind herself, allowing her fingers to graze the vascular surface of what could only be a…

Horse cock…” the changeling breathed in the Scarlett’s’ ear, causing the girl to shiver. Pressing her chest, and newly formed appendage to the pegasus’ back, she giggled. Yes, being able to alter one’s anatomy at will didhave its perks; although she preferred using it to better service a juicy marecock, or two, or a jester’s dozen.

Giant tits are the best for us stallions, and giant cocks are the best for us mares:raritystarry:.

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Anyhow, I do hope people enjoy it, for either a laugh or a fap

why not both? :trollestia:

Selfsucking is a beautiful thing, and there's not nearly enough of it. Selfsucking and taking the piss out of bad clopfics at the same time is just spectacular. Thanks.

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