remind me to beat the shit out of you

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In an endearing way or would that be the "not fun" way?

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In an endearing way.

EXTRA LEWD KINKS INCLUDE: Poorly Narrated Stories and Fan Service

You sick fuck.

They probably do that every other week

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Don't kink shame.

Dang, I didn’t know Scarlett was still doing things, that’s awesome!

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Well, a few things to note.
A) I to write slightly more realistic stuff, on occasion
B) This is intentionally a hyper-lewd, tongue in cheek story
C) And, yes, it's a ever so slight jab at myself and the over the top smut you see out there

Anyhow, I do hope people enjoy it, for either a laugh or a fap

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Okie dokie. Didn't mean to sound insulting, because when unrealistic penises occur between two ponies or anthros, I don't really care all that much. As long as the Intricate Dick-Size doesn't mess up Human on Pony action.

This is the third story I've left that kind of comment on, after Piece of Meat and Nature's Cure, so apparently I'm on some kind of Crusade.

Yes, until next time....

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Anyhow, I do hope people enjoy it, for either a laugh or a fap

why not both?

Selfsucking is a beautiful thing, and there's not nearly enough of it. Selfsucking and taking the piss out of bad clopfics at the same time is just spectacular. Thanks.