It's Scootaloo's birthday and you've been planning a surprise party for awhile now. All you have to do now is to make sure the aforementioned Tatzlsus makes it to Sugarcube Corner this evening.
However, there are a few small problems. You're a carb-devouring, fire-breathing, tamer-lacking, Guilmon who's a magnet for monsters, you live in Ponyville, and it's Tuesday.
This idea popped into my brain and it wouldn't leave. Enjoy my stupidity.
Pre-readers: Dragonfire2lm. mattchilly. Gnarl.
Changed to Teen from Mature after some consultation.
Tags: Death and Violence due to combat, Profanity for obvious reasons, Sex for innuendo and sexual conversation.
Chapters (1)
This was a incredible read man. I freaking loved it and DAMN that's one thirsty Pinkie! we need more of that kind of Pinkie... wait why am I now getting the image of Pinkie hanging out with a version of Abridged Cell and they just mess with everyone with all their innuendos?
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Glad you enjoyed it.
Also, I now want to see a Cell/Thirsty Ponk story.
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throw Cadance into that and there'll be so many innuendos's that even Celly will have a hard time keeping a strait face.
You got a few giggles outta me, nice one! Now to get my fic done, lol.
Seriously though, that was an awesome read. You might want to go back and fix a few wording errors though, I would point them out my ps4 is limited as all hell when it comes to typing.
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I've been going back through and fixing errors as I go. I'll probably give it another one over tomorrow.
I said it once and I'll say it again... That was amazing. I swear my heart exploded when I clicked that Scootaloo squee link. Well played.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it.
The amazing thing is that Scootaloo squee just popped up when I went to look for her scream at meeting Rainbow's parents.
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talk about lucky find.
Story about adorable Digimon death lizard? Yep.
Flirty Pinkie with inuendos? Yep.
Scootasquee? Yep.
This story? This a good one.
Timber Wolf "I shall reap a terrible bounty from the death that I sow in your name, Father Nurgle..."
Guilmon "Nope we are having nun of that!!!"
that is all
Somebody better pick up the phone, because I fucking called it!
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what did you call?
Another adorable and cute story by the write of characters.
I dont get why using or what is enjoyable about 2nd perspective.
It just adds a lot of 'you's' with little to no variety and doesn't draw me in, since I know what I did or didn't do or would do different...
Not like a game master on a board game in which I take turns ... Hm
Not for me.
I demand a sequel. I must have more pissed of Growlmon and thirsty ponk! Wait... Pissed off and sexually active WarGrowlmon?!?!
Good story funny references though thhe tung thing is sligghtly creepy