Star Swirl the Bearded is freed from over 1,000 years spent in Limbo, but a dark presence is released with him. So he decides to be a complete jerk about the whole thing.
I really want fan art of spikes shoulder devil. Also the age old question of if Domon could take Lina in a fight (assuming ignoring anime tropes) has been answered.
Spike shrugged. “Their relationship seems to be one of alcohol-based tolerance for the guy.”
And even then it's tenuous.
One of the gold-trimmed, green double doors exploded open and Rainbow Dash appeared wearing Flash Magnus’s helmet, which had slid down over her eyes.
Huh, seems Rainbow wins at least partially at life.
“Aye,” Rockhoof said. “Those two were having a heated discussion regarding the sexual organs of dragons.”
Eh?
Sunset nodded. “Alright mares and stallions, we’re about to hit an off ramp from the Highway to Hell,” Sunset’s smile became wide and devilish. “Let’s get this show on the road.”
Summons the rolled up newspapers!
“Er…” Flash Magnus cast a wary eye at Sunset, though it did him no good. Sunset smiled as sweetly and innocently as she must have on the happiest day of her foalhood. In fact, one might say it was even more sweet and more innocent than that. An idea that worried Flash Magnus to no end.
Oh good, he has some Genre Saviness.
Star Swirl swatted at Flash Magnus, catching the pegasus on the chin and send him reeling back towards the group. “Well of course she has a temper! She’s a mare and therefore not in complete control of her emotions!”
Oh that is a poor choice of words.
“Hmm, yes, you must know nothing,” Star Swirl said. “Such phenomenon is discussed in terms of red Vs. blue shift.” He shook his head. “Nopony calls it blue Vs. red. That sounds simply preposterous.”
Is that a Red vs Blue joke?
Twilight’s eyes widened. “Oh no…”
Oh yes.
Fluttershy tittered expectantly. “She is…”
Oh this is gonna be fun!
Star Swirl smiled. “Well don’t keep me waiting! Let me have it.”
Very poor choice of words.
Twilight’s forehead tightened as her horn blazed with the same glow that held Sunset and buzzed angrily as Sunset attempted to free herself. Luckily, Twilight’s magic held. “Sunset! Calm down! You can’t just beat Star Swirl the Bearded with ancient periodicals!”
Why not? He's been nothing but a sexist ass the whole time, why SHOULDN'T she hit him with newspapers?
“No, Twilight! NO!” Sunset cried as she continued to struggle valiantly, but vainly against Twilight’s magic. “He’s the reason I have to put up with Adagio, Aria, and Sonata! He’s the reason mommy is unnerved by the sounds of bells and by the sight of bigwhite beards! Do you know how many Hearths Warming’s Star Swirl has ruined for me indirectly?! SLIGHTLY MORE THAN I’VE RUINED FOR MYSELF!”
Right, she does have a personal grudge against him because of what she deals with...
“If you best me completely, humiliate me completely in front of the ponies here, then I shall allow you to be leader of the pillars.”
YES! YES!
Starlight chuckled and shook her head. “Boy, did he word that wrong! All Sunset has to do is boil the eyes out of his face and she can technically win for losing!”
She has a point.
Another scroll was brought across Star Swirl’s face, interrupting his chant as his face was roughly smacked to the left. He turned and glared angrily at Sunset. “You DARE interrupt a wizard’s spell?!”
Yes. Besides, you say that as if you wouldn't do the same.
“This newspaper of mine glows with awesome power!” Sunset exclaimed as she held the paper upright in front of her, it seemingly bursting with magical energy to the point that it looked like it was alight with scarlet fire.
White light seemed to surround Star Swirl, filling his barrier with pure magical energy— “I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand”—
Sunset’s paper glowed all the brighter, it’s flames climbing up to the ceiling of Twilight’s study. “It’s burning grip tells me to defeat you!”
OOOH! I know this one!
Sunset summoned another paper, this one notably larger than the others in terms of girth. “AND HERE’S THE SUNDAYEDITION!” Sunset screamed as she launched it at Star Swirl like a missile. “IT’S EEEEEXTRAAAA THIIIICCCC!”
Oh cool, Samurai Jack.
He caught himself once more and instinctively put up a barrier. Destiny… he thought as he tried to push himself back up to his full height. You cannot… destroy… my… DESTInnnyeEEEEeee…
And a reference to Unicron's death in G1. I believe that's three for three awesome reference.
“Oh this?” Rainbow Dash replied as she tapped at the steel helmet with the red plume atop her head. “It’s Flash’s. I put it on because we were doing it.”
Nice.
Sunset shrugged, “Have you considered a trail of angry ‘mad at your dad’ records that lead into some deep dark cave and a record player? Maybe a healthy supply of spicy food?”
She has a point.
“No!” Spike insisted as he stifled a sigh. “It was just a regular sign that read”— Spike waved his claw in front of his if simulating where the words would be –“‘Probably Magic… Do Not Approach!’ Hehehe…. then an abbreviation of his name! Hahahaha!”
Wow.
Sunset frowned. “Did Star Swirl try to defeat them with the power of music? You know… Maybe break out a lute or a banjo? Even show off his rhyming skills with, uh… technology unheard of the time?”
“What?! Nay!” Rockhoof answered. “That just sounds like madness!”
Accurate.
“Uh, no?” Rainbow Dash fired back. “I mean, I love Twilight, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to encourage her to put up with that loudmouth! I think that would make me a worse friend.”
She's right.
Meadowbrook nodded. “Oh, she’s pissed alright,” she said in a gentle tone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Meadowbrook frowned. “Aww… But are you not the Element of Kindness?”
Yes, but there is a time when kindness is not warranted.
Meadowbrook took a second to collect her jaw from the floor. “You can’t mean the Lord of Chaos!”
Yep. A good friend of hers.
“Oh, it’s fine,” Fluttershy said. “I know Discord has done bad stuff and that he’s still not the greatest friend in the world, but at least there was always an element of whimsy to what he was doing when he wasn’t attacking us directly…”
Pinkie nodded her head up and down. “Discord’s shenanigans are cheeky and fun!”
And nowadays he's more of a dick on occasion because it's funny than an outright asshole.
Star Swirl looked at Sunburst in slight confusion. “Just the one, lad, though aside from it’s fur, that’s its entire body.”
Oh. OK then?
Rarity tittered. “Perhaps it’s time I learn more of this demipenis you possess.”
Not the word you're looking for.
“Hemipenis,” Twilight corrected. “Spike has a hemipenis or technically hemipenes.”She shook her head. “‘Demi’ means ‘half’ and that’s not correct at all. It’s more like Spike has four times as much penis as that.”
There we go.
“Now that you understand that,” Mistmare said, “by all means, take Sspike into some far off private room and let him rock your world and your limited pony perceptionss of ssexuality.”
“Hah!” Flash Magnus exclaimed, shaking his head. “As if the outcome of that conversation was ever in doubt!”
HAH!
Rockhoof offered Applejack a bunch of grapes. “Eat, drink, and be merry?”
Works for me.
Spike closed his eyes inhaled deeply, and continued, “—or should I be some sort of bigger dragon about this and not take advantage of an obviously sloshed mare?”
... The fact that you ask that shows wonders about your maturity.
Angel Set glance toward the ominous music and cackling. No words came out, but there was an odd purr, and an awful lot of drool.
Both shoulder entities turned to face Sunset. “Do you have his number?” they asked in unison.
Huh?
“I’m sickened, but curious,” Sunset’s ‘demon’ professed.
As am I...
“I’m sure that’s relevant to someone who has the limited inspiration of becoming a teacher to teach the exact same subject,” Sunset called out.
“HAH!” a derisive laugh called out.
Me.
Sunset sat on Flash’s lap and reached down to his button and zipper, unbuttoning the former and zipping down the latter. “From this point on no talking …”
Right off the bat you had me rolling with that chapter title.
“What’s the sitch, Spike?”
To quote another green-eyed redhead...
(Succession of rhyming passages)
Zecora: Ah, you must have studied with my old friend Zocran...
O_O @ Sunset's overkill and tantrum.
Star Swirl began to chant, causing Twilight and Sunburst to let out quiet shrieks of pure dread. “Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows
*spittake* That...seems more like the kind of spell SUNSET would cast. Being a fiery formerly-evil redhead and all.
(No seriously, Starswirl would probably cast Ra Tilt, not Dragon Slave.)
“This newspaper of mine glows with awesome power!”
...
And there it is.
A G Gundam reference. From Sunset Shimmer.
And here I thought having Pinkie Pie quote Kamiya was crazy...
No but seriously? I'd suggest changing Starswirl's spell to Ra Tilt. It has just as dramatic a chant as Dragon Slave and makes more sense character-wise.
“Now I’m wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn!”
“Verily!” Flash Magnus chirped enthusiastically as she pulled Rainbow Dash into a hug.
“If Rarity were here she’d say the way you like Star Swirl’s fashion is just a little bit ironic.” She turned towards Pinkie. “Don’t you think?” Pinkie smiled widely. “Just a little too ironic, and yeah I really do think!”
I'd burn your record collection, but then I'd have to burn my record collection too because apparently we have the same record collection.
Something a la homeless! Really bring forth the look of refuse for garbage ponies like yourself!
He DOES look a little like a deranged hobo...
It’s more like Spike has four times as much penis as that.
And seven balls?
“Just… All the worry… All of it,” Sunset said as she lifted a forehoof and waved it in a circular motion in front of her face. “All the worry located in this general area right now.”
This is pretty much the exact reaction anyone should have to anything that happens in any story in this continuity.
8564123 Domon's spiel isn't exactly short. Also there is a shorter version of the Dragon Slave that is used in a few episodes. Really the only hangup is that other than for comedic effect no one ever seems to try to kill anyone during the transformation/charging sequence. Literally the only time that comes immediately to mind that I can think of was when Goku ended Recoome midway through his announcing the attack name.
8564143 That sounds oddly specific. Care to explain where it’s from?
Also, justice? This is amazing. Between the shots at the IDW comics, the Asshattery of Starswirl, and the fact Twilight doesn’t seem that exaggerated compared to how she behaved in the show, the story looks like a good way for people to have a sort of deconstructive parody of the finale.
I think you may have just sold me on a Flash MagnusX Rainbow Dash ship. Also, I feel this chapter had less of the rapid-fire jokes that made the last chapter great, though this one was great as well.
“No, Twilight! NO!” Sunset cried as she continued to struggle valiantly, but vainly against Twilight’s magic. “He’s the reason I have to put up with Adagio, Aria, and Sonata! He’s the reason mommy is unnerved by the sounds of bells and by the sight of big white beards! Do you know how many Hearths Warming ’ s Star Swirl has ruined for me indirectly?! SLIGHTLY MORE THAN I’VE RUINED FOR MYSELF!”
Sunset: He's the reason I occasionally wake up with Adagio, Aria, and Sonata in my bed!
8564159 It's possible that once word gets around about how good it is with Spike, he might wind up with a semi-permanent job just satisfying volunteers in the Crystal Empire...
Fluttershy was so close to getting Twilight to admit that Star Swirl was wrong about everything that isn't magic, like friendship, which he obviously sucks at. Maybe if the identity of the PoS becomes known they'll be able to reclassify the current "crisis" as a friendship problem and thus cut Star Swirl loose.
8564439 It's a slow burn in Twilight, when she blows it's going to be really insane. I think in this reality Stygian is Starswril's actual son and finding out Starswirl's being a jerk ass turned his son into a supervillain will be the last straw. So G-Gundam, Slayers and Alanis Morosette reference. Also Aria does porn, I don't think underage porno is appropriate, but she's technical legal and well evil so she'd have no problems doing it.
Spike glanced up at Pinkie. “I’d question how you can see him too, but well… You’re Pinkie Pie.”
“Yes, totally!” Pinkie said with a nod. “Totally the Pinkie from Equestria as well and not the one from Canterlot High!” she added with an incredibly wide, lopsided smile.
8564496 Well, I'm sure Adagio has done porn at least a few times. It fits her character. Aria as well... Possibly. She really wants to one-up Adagio, as was demonstrated by that little tussle outside of the cafeteria in Rainbow Rocks. So I could see her doing it just to prove Adagio isn't the only girl in the group guys adore. If Sonata did any of that, she'd probably just roll her eyes, and absolutely crush the teen loli crowd, while airily waving it off as a lucky first try.
I like how the bit with Aria clearly shows she's 1,000+ years old, and humoring Principal Celestia just because she looks like a teenager, and that Aria mostly sees it as a window into how girls in the present era handle social life. The scary one, as usual, would be Sonata. Depending on the author's interpretation, either she breezed over the last millenium, or she's every bit as intelligent as the others, but just disarms you with the cheery, ditzy act. Or anywhere in between.
Just my opinion girls, but i think you are going about convincing twilight the wrong way. She obviously won't listen when he insults her because she respects his legacy and the ideal image she created from her idol worship of him more than she respects herself, especially since she recently made a mistake. You need to have him insult something she idolizes and respects more than him. A certain allicorn with whom he has a sordid history comes to mind. Rhymes with Belestia
Twilight gave Sunset a sideways smirk. “You mean that crazy story about the singing competition and rap battle that Sonata Dusk relayed to you?” Twilight shook her head. “That can’t possibly be real.”
Ah, now that is an explanation I can accept. I might actually be able to enjoy the comic from that perspective.
Hmm. This comeuppance is taking a bit longer than expected, but given Star Swirl's incredible newspaper resistance, that does make sense. Still, I get the feeling that the final nail in the proverbial coffin will pounded in by multiple hammers.
No, Spike, not your hammers. I'm being metaphorical.
8565178 Considering how his attitude of “once evil, always evil” was in the show, I wonder how he’s going to handle the former nightmare moon and Celestia.
Hell, Twilight herself might fall under it thanks to the Want It Need It spell.
Starswirl just tried to nuke Sunset with Dragonslave.
Many are the problems with this:
1: Why did nopony tackle him upon the realization that he's casting what amounts to 'Personal Tactical Nuke' indoors and putting EVERYONE IN PONYVILLE in grave danger? The shield that usually comes with that spell didn't even flare up if Sunset could slug him with periodicals. 2: Where's Celestia? Just STARTING Dragonslave should be something that can be felt from Canterlot. 3: No buster beam? (Diebuster) 4: Why is Starswirl calling upon a dark god of ultimate destruction? 5: Can I kill him now?
8565441 I think the last time we saw the Buster Beam in MLP was the fight against Tirek. But Twilight has to be good and mad before she can channel that much destructive power. I don't think she's there yet.
Also, if I recall Slayers: The Movie, I think it was, where they had Lina on the island with the ancestor-owner of the sword of light, she used Shadow Snap on a demon to pin it in the same room she was in, then nuked him with a Dragon Slave no larger than maybe twenty feet across. I suspect the spell can modify the area of effect. She just doesn't normally bother.
Wow....that's....good for spike. Also...doesn't it seem like Sunset should've just joined them. I mean...if he has two penises, that means double the mares...right? Anyway, I like the update. 5/5
8565875 A hemipene is basically forked. Its not to great for two mares at once unless those mares are incredibly close. Moreover, Sunset doesn't know Spike that well, or even this version of Rarity.
*wheeze* Help... I think... *wheeze* My sides... *wheeze* Are gonna split open! My stomach hurts... There are tears in my eyes... I'm not sure how I ended up on the floor... My chair is on its side... There's spilled water everywhere... My guinea pig is cowering in fear because of my hysterics...
The newspaper chant is where I REALLY lost it. Kudos good sir!
I really want fan art of spikes shoulder devil. Also the age old question of if Domon could take Lina in a fight (assuming ignoring anime tropes) has been answered.
Wow... Flash Sentry is not going to be walking right after this one.
Neither will Rarity
...totally did not expect that ending, but it was oddly hilarious.
And even then it's tenuous.
Huh, seems Rainbow wins at least partially at life.
Eh?
Summons the rolled up newspapers!
Oh good, he has some Genre Saviness.
Oh that is a poor choice of words.
Is that a Red vs Blue joke?
Oh yes.
Oh this is gonna be fun!
Very poor choice of words.
Why not? He's been nothing but a sexist ass the whole time, why SHOULDN'T she hit him with newspapers?
Right, she does have a personal grudge against him because of what she deals with...
YES! YES!
She has a point.
Yes. Besides, you say that as if you wouldn't do the same.
OOOH! I know this one!
Oh cool, Samurai Jack.
And a reference to Unicron's death in G1. I believe that's three for three awesome reference.
Nice.
She has a point.
Wow.
Accurate.
She's right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Yes, but there is a time when kindness is not warranted.
Yep. A good friend of hers.
And nowadays he's more of a dick on occasion because it's funny than an outright asshole.
Oh. OK then?
Not the word you're looking for.
There we go.
HAH!
Works for me.
... The fact that you ask that shows wonders about your maturity.
Huh?
As am I...
Me.
Well alright then.
Right off the bat you had me rolling with that chapter title.
To quote another green-eyed redhead...
Zecora: Ah, you must have studied with my old friend Zocran...
O_O @ Sunset's overkill and tantrum.
*spittake* That...seems more like the kind of spell SUNSET would cast. Being a fiery formerly-evil redhead and all.
(No seriously, Starswirl would probably cast Ra Tilt, not Dragon Slave.)
...
And there it is.
A G Gundam reference. From Sunset Shimmer.
And here I thought having Pinkie Pie quote Kamiya was crazy...
No but seriously? I'd suggest changing Starswirl's spell to Ra Tilt. It has just as dramatic a chant as Dragon Slave and makes more sense character-wise.
I'd burn your record collection, but then I'd have to burn my record collection too because apparently we have the same record collection.
He DOES look a little like a deranged hobo...
And seven balls?
This is pretty much the exact reaction anyone should have to anything that happens in any story in this continuity.
Flash Sentry is one lucky bastard right now.
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yes, dragon slave is a very powerful spell... that takes too damned long to charge...
Here we go again.
No, wait.
That happened in one of Jay David's stories.
This is all you need to understand why this chapter makes me so god damn happy.
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Domon's spiel isn't exactly short. Also there is a shorter version of the Dragon Slave that is used in a few episodes. Really the only hangup is that other than for comedic effect no one ever seems to try to kill anyone during the transformation/charging sequence. Literally the only time that comes immediately to mind that I can think of was when Goku ended Recoome midway through his announcing the attack name.
This. Was. Magnificent.
Not unless you want to deal with testicle monsers with organic guns that can turn you into a third trimester fetus from 30 yards.
This continues to be utterly amazing. But I have an important question:
Will the Crystal Empire throw a celebration of Spike getting laid?
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That sounds oddly specific. Care to explain where it’s from?
Also, justice? This is amazing. Between the shots at the IDW comics, the Asshattery of Starswirl, and the fact Twilight doesn’t seem that exaggerated compared to how she behaved in the show, the story looks like a good way for people to have a sort of deconstructive parody of the finale.
I think you may have just sold me on a Flash MagnusX Rainbow Dash ship. Also, I feel this chapter had less of the rapid-fire jokes that made the last chapter great, though this one was great as well.
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Shining Armor and Cadance will at least.
Sunset: He's the reason I occasionally wake up with Adagio, Aria, and Sonata in my bed!
This had me grinning like an idiot all the way through. And huzzah, Sunset wins the first round!
Hey, Star Swirl...
What's that in your eye?
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GET ‘EM, SUNSET! GET ALL SODOM AND GOMORRAH ‘EM!
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It's possible that once word gets around about how good it is with Spike, he might wind up with a semi-permanent job just satisfying volunteers in the Crystal Empire...
Fluttershy was so close to getting Twilight to admit that Star Swirl was wrong about everything that isn't magic, like friendship, which he obviously sucks at.
Maybe if the identity of the PoS becomes known they'll be able to reclassify the current "crisis" as a friendship problem and thus cut Star Swirl loose.
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This explains Twilights excitement for getting to be star swirl for nightmare night. I imagine Celestia banned the costume from the castle.
Also, that gundam reference. Man these stories are fun
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It's a slow burn in Twilight, when she blows it's going to be really insane. I think in this reality Stygian is Starswril's actual son and finding out Starswirl's being a jerk ass turned his son into a supervillain will be the last straw.
So G-Gundam, Slayers and Alanis Morosette reference. Also Aria does porn, I don't think underage porno is appropriate, but she's technical legal and well evil so she'd have no problems doing it.
8564327 Rick and Morty
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I'm supposed to be asleep right now, but thanks to you, I'm wide awake laughing my ass off!
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Rick and Morty from the episode with the indecisive timeline splits.
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I can't wait for Luna and Celestia to show up. There will be much crying.
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Well, I'm sure Adagio has done porn at least a few times. It fits her character. Aria as well... Possibly. She really wants to one-up Adagio, as was demonstrated by that little tussle outside of the cafeteria in Rainbow Rocks. So I could see her doing it just to prove Adagio isn't the only girl in the group guys adore. If Sonata did any of that, she'd probably just roll her eyes, and absolutely crush the teen loli crowd, while airily waving it off as a lucky first try.
I like how the bit with Aria clearly shows she's 1,000+ years old, and humoring Principal Celestia just because she looks like a teenager, and that Aria mostly sees it as a window into how girls in the present era handle social life. The scary one, as usual, would be Sonata. Depending on the author's interpretation, either she breezed over the last millenium, or she's every bit as intelligent as the others, but just disarms you with the cheery, ditzy act. Or anywhere in between.
Twilight needs to build an angry dome for times like this.
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8564650
Correction on the Aria thing,
She gets paid for doing gaming streams of League of Legends.
Fucking Spike Special Blend
Holy shit that was GREAT!! Though with THAT level of insanity I wonder where this story can go from here!!
Just my opinion girls, but i think you are going about convincing twilight the wrong way. She obviously won't listen when he insults her because she respects his legacy and the ideal image she created from her idol worship of him more than she respects herself, especially since she recently made a mistake. You need to have him insult something she idolizes and respects more than him. A certain allicorn with whom he has a sordid history comes to mind. Rhymes with Belestia
Ah, now that is an explanation I can accept. I might actually be able to enjoy the comic from that perspective.
I am loving this story!
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Ah. Did not know that. Thank you!
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Ooh. Going back to my Midnight Sparkle theme, get him to insult Celestia and Sunset in the same meeting.
They'll be finding bells and body parts in every corner of Equestria for years...
Hmm. This comeuppance is taking a bit longer than expected, but given Star Swirl's incredible newspaper resistance, that does make sense. Still, I get the feeling that the final nail in the proverbial coffin will pounded in by multiple hammers.
No, Spike, not your hammers. I'm being metaphorical.
Tombstone, Slayers, Transformers, etc. Oh all the references!
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Considering how his attitude of “once evil, always evil” was in the show, I wonder how he’s going to handle the former nightmare moon and Celestia.
Hell, Twilight herself might fall under it thanks to the Want It Need It spell.
Starswirl just tried to nuke Sunset with Dragonslave.
Many are the problems with this:
1: Why did nopony tackle him upon the realization that he's casting what amounts to 'Personal Tactical Nuke' indoors and putting EVERYONE IN PONYVILLE in grave danger? The shield that usually comes with that spell didn't even flare up if Sunset could slug him with periodicals.
2: Where's Celestia? Just STARTING Dragonslave should be something that can be felt from Canterlot.
3: No buster beam? (Diebuster)
4: Why is Starswirl calling upon a dark god of ultimate destruction?
5: Can I kill him now?
I just wondered if the events of Home Again Home Again Jiggity Jig are going to play a role in this story.
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I think the last time we saw the Buster Beam in MLP was the fight against Tirek. But Twilight has to be good and mad before she can channel that much destructive power. I don't think she's there yet.
Twilight vs Tirek
Also, if I recall Slayers: The Movie, I think it was, where they had Lina on the island with the ancestor-owner of the sword of light, she used Shadow Snap on a demon to pin it in the same room she was in, then nuked him with a Dragon Slave no larger than maybe twenty feet across. I suspect the spell can modify the area of effect. She just doesn't normally bother.
Wow....that's....good for spike. Also...doesn't it seem like Sunset should've just joined them. I mean...if he has two penises, that means double the mares...right? Anyway, I like the update. 5/5
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A hemipene is basically forked. Its not to great for two mares at once unless those mares are incredibly close. Moreover, Sunset doesn't know Spike that well, or even this version of Rarity.
Once again, the bar has been raised!
FUCKING AWESOME CHAPTER! And a hot finish for two of my favorites. Go, Spike and Sunset!
Hilarious. Let the grudge fucking begin. Yo, Flash, there’s no sex like ex sex. Enjoy the ride.
*wheeze* Help... I think... *wheeze* My sides... *wheeze* Are gonna split open! My stomach hurts... There are tears in my eyes... I'm not sure how I ended up on the floor... My chair is on its side... There's spilled water everywhere... My guinea pig is cowering in fear because of my hysterics...
The newspaper chant is where I REALLY lost it. Kudos good sir!
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4. Because Lord Shabrinigdu is male, and therefore trustworthy?
RvB reference nice