• Member Since 9th Jan, 2012
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It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.


Being Rarity has never been easy, but what could possibly make dealing with flank-pinches, wolf-whistles and constant flirting worse? Being an alcoholic human who inexplicably found himself in the body of an animated horse from a children's cartoon he's never watched, of course.

This chapter was written in two hours with no edits, no reviews and no f***s given whatsoever during a bout of extreme boredom. Based on a concept by Revolver and expanded upon by myself.

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Comments ( 26 )

I swear I wasn't drunk.

I don't believe you. Thumb's up for the lols, though. :raritywink:

Damn. I wish that I could write this well for two hours work... I'm jealous.

....Dang it, I was influenced by "Why am I Pinkie Pie" and wanted to make one of my own.

Well, time to claim somepony else. Wheel of morality, turn turn turn....

Bahahaha! Faved so hard, you won't be able to sit down for a week!:rainbowlaugh:

Thanks to you, I annoyed the hell out of my friends with raucous laughter. :rainbowlaugh: Absolutely brilliant.

a so it begun the age of /put here what you want/

928277 just what i was think the whole story.. this story is f***ing hilarious..:rainbowlaugh:
but it didnt do me any good after reading "lyra and bon-bon's odd job" befor.. laughing too hard for some time cant be good for ones health

btw.. 919456 dont trust u on that one

Dang it.
I was already working on something with this concept as a side project.
Can I still submit it?
I'm not sure that I should. :unsuresweetie:

919456 *facepalm* you are truly something. very random story. I love it! :rainbowlaugh:


Drunk or not, that chapter was bucking hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

lol this is great. :pinkiehappy:

I like thiiis! Good job! :pinkiehappy:

928471 I say go for it. There's hardly a fanfic out there that's not similar to another in some fashion.

Also, had fun reading this story. Looking forward to reading more. It's kinda neat that the protagonist has no clue about Equestria, a nice break from most pony/human crossovers I've read.

This is a mother-bucking train wreck! Every single molecule in my body is screaming at me to not look, but I Can't. Stop. READING!!!


OMG PLEASE RELEASE A NEW CHAPTER :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair: :raritydespair:

928471 Who care's if it's already made? I loved this one so PLEASE RELEASE IT! :raritydespair: THIS PLOT IS FABULOUS! :raritystarry:

928366 No, I mean that he wrote it based on the concept that I gave him in the Prompt thing that he did.

Of course, I didn't expect it to be a comedy, and also upon reflection I thought it was stupid, but nonetheless he wrote it.

Freaking. Hilarious. I haven't laughed myself to tears in a while, so I must thank you for the opportunity.

...sooo is there going to be more :duck: ?

is there going to be more :raritydespair: ??????

Must have more!

Hurry up and get not-drunk again so you can write more!

My guess is there are two likely scenarios: Rarity is a nymphomaniac in this continuation, which could be supported by the fact the Sweetie Belle seemed to know what 'she' did last night and apparently it is something that happens often enough, or Rarity is in heat, which would both suck and explain the random urges to jump every stallion in sight.

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