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It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.


Twilight Sparkle knows better than anypony that an exam is serious business, particularly when the exam in question a final exam. Particularly-er when that final exam determines whether she graduates from the Canterlot School For Gifted Unicorns. But exams aren't always fun. Or normal. Or non-homicidal.

Note: the AI character's voice is funniest when read in this voice from Portal 2:


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Well, Twilight certianly... had fun. Oh, but at one point you used, "got to her feet." Was that intentional?

But it was funny. I normally highly disprove of capslock setences. But this is one case where it is okay.


... Ok, that joke sounded better in my head. Sue me I'm drunk.

Now that was fun :rainbowlaugh:
Also one thing I'd point out was the use of feet as a distance - I don't think it falls into canon since they're, well, ponies.
But apart from that, awesome story :twilightsmile:

605617 In the Hearth's Warming episode, Pinkie spies "an eight foot candy cane", thus making the 'foot' a standard in Equestrian distance measurement. How large an Equestrian foot is compared to a meter or standard foot is debatable.:twistnerd:

605725 my memory is worse than I thought in that case :facehoof: consider that observation invalid then. Praise still stays, awesome story :)

Tsk. All that time I was secretly hoping Luna was "playing" Twilight.

Twat Sparkle! Ha!

I lol'd so hard:rainbowlaugh:

MADE MY DAY:rainbowlaugh:

Trollololololololol xD That made my day, being the first story in my life I lol'd at irl. TY HATER. ILY. /end acronyms. Poor Twat /bursts into more laughter.

I don't believe that the AI went haywire like Celestia said, even if you never gave any hint that that wasn't the case. Celestia said that "He shut us out." He shut US out. Celestia and Luna were probably watching and controlling the whole thing.

Wait... That three cups problem... the layout was down-up-down, right?
That's actually solvable then. You flip the one in the middle and either left or right in the beginning, then the middle and whichever one you didn't flip before 5 times in a row.

Guess Twat really is an I.D.I.O.T. :twilightoops::facehoof:

The unsolvable formation is with two cups facing up at the start, not one.

haha, this is hilarious. Also, "apple"? I was really expecting twilight to spontaneously jump.

That was rather funny. My only problem was the lack of description, but whatever.

You need a space here."

Oh shit, Twilight's pissed. :twilightoops: Faust save Luna, because no one else can now.

Anyway, this was hilarious. Well done. I can't really fave it, though, because Twilight Sparkle is my favorite, and she's abused way too much in this story. Fantastically written, though, good job,

Honestly, I was expecting Trixie to be behind this, she just paid/got Luna to do it for her as revenge.
still, I :rainbowlaugh:'d

728297 I can solve it by subtracting -1 from the cups.


I actually suspected Discord. How did Luna even learn all those acronyms? And the lava pit technology?

And why isn't she on the moon where she should be? :trollestia:

So funny! Best comedy fic I ever read! :pinkiehappy:

:twilightangry2:LUUUUUUUNNNAAAAAAA! (room shakes)
That was funny. At the end, anyway.
Luna deserves whatever happens.
You get a brohoof. Luna gets bad things of badness.


After Twilight is done with her, she probably be wishing she was on the moon.

Such a cruel fic :rainbowlaugh: and a good one at that
I don't want to know where you got the inspiration from..A combination between the internet hate machine and GLaDOS? Celestia save us :twilightoops:

Hmm, it was funny for a while, but gradually became less so as it went along. And then saying Luna was behind everything lowered my entire impression of the story a notch or two. I was expecting Trixie for most of the story, but Luna doing that just isn't believable at all.

Also, that cup problem can be solved just fine:
0 1 0 --> 0 0 1 --> 0 1 0 --> 0 0 1 --> 0 1 0 --> 0 0 1 --> 1 1 1

GOOD GOD. That was hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Totally suspected Luna once it was clear somepony was manipulating the A.I. :rainbowlaugh:

A very enjoyable story, if a bit cruel. :pinkiehappy: Anyway, congratulations! You have proven beyond doubt that you can make people laugh as easily as you could make them weep like little babies. :pinkiesad2: Truly a rare skill.

Comment posted by King of Kings deleted Sep 7th, 2019
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