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Sweetie Belle is a grown pony. Rarity just said that last Saturday in Canada. And if the CMC aren't adults, then why is half of Ponyville turning to them for career counseling. This looks like a job for the Council of Friendship...

This story is a sequel to The Cute One, but you really don't need to read one to understand the other. :pinkiecrazy:

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It's looking to be pretty good so far. Just a couple of complaints: some minor proofreading errors and, since it looks to be a sequel to The Cute One, you should probably link it in the long description.

Other than that, it's looking good.

Comment posted by Stonecrop Sedum deleted May 9th, 2017

Funny stuff. I'd guess the CMCs are around 13. Definitely not legal adults, but old enough to be called "young mares." Spikes probably like 16, but still physically a baby while mentally 16. This is all just headcanons though. I lulled more than I should have at

90% of all dragons are functionally retarded

, foal labor jokes, and poor Fluttershy bringing up very good questions regarding Scootaloo's situation.

So... if Sweetie mostly likes Spike for his connections, but Spike respects that, is that a terrible relationship or a great one waiting to happen.

Either way I like the absurd treatment of headcanons here.

Comment posted by Answering Juvenal deleted Jan 6th, 2018

8164399 Sorry about that. It's a silly little story, I hope you enjoy it more moving forward. :twilightsmile:

“I’m checking out Sweetie Belle’s flank? What?”

First part a statement not a question.

“Yeah, ? I totally could’ve been Dragon Lord.” Spike chuckled to himself. “What's your point?”

? = and

Yall see, this is what comes of over-thinkin’ things!


Ya’ll oughta know by now that we ain’t gonna make no judgements like that.”


it’s a question of love and/or marriage!”

Oh boy Spike, are you in for it now.:moustache:

Spike put his clawed hoof down.


“The same way three apples relates to bein’ a total c-”

-ustard apple pie.:pinkiehappy:

Dear Twilly,

??...as in filly?? or Twily?

Love, Luck, and Polypropylene,

Wutda? Have no idea what that refers to. "I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning"

Used to think Button Mash was a euphemism for gaming, now I think it's conspiracy blogging on the interthatch!

“I’m not going to make out with you just to prove your not a lesbian
“It’s no different than carrying stuff for Rarity, which you do because your friends, right?” .”

you're (x2)

someone start a global catastrophe, this is insane

Scootaloo wants Spike so she won't get lonely, Sweetie Belle originally wants Spike for social connections but truthfully she wants to get it on with him, but what's Apple Bloom reasons to get with Spike?

Polygamy's legal in Equestria right? Cause not only the CMC want Spike but Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon also love him too.

Ember declared them all adult dragons in the previous thingy, and I think The Council probably declared them adult ponies, so ..
Would they be legally adults if they were humans where you live? Presumably no, or you would probably not have said that.
Are they legally adults in this story? Yes, even though they really shouldn't be.

Very fast paced and very few narrative, but the humor is good and very focused on the dialogue. Thumbs up.

You are a genius.:rainbowlaugh:
Please, don't stop.

That totally IS how friendship works! That FRIENDSHIP WITH BENEFITS!

Yay to all the shippings in the story! Your great at this type of story telling!:moustache::pinkiehappy:

Great job and welcome back to this fun story!:rainbowlaugh:

(laughs) Well laid!!!!

Add mind control and polymorph into the multi-shades of hay collection.

I feel like this should be its own standalone short.

But funny, yes.

Hahahahahaha! This chapter was so much fun!:rainbowlaugh:
Say it with me, "Hentai Manga"!:rainbowlaugh::moustache::trixieshiftleft:

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