• Member Since 1st Mar, 2012
  • offline last seen 5 hours ago

The Psychopath


My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

E

Manehatten is at peace, its people slowly trotting across the streets, but then the sky bursts, and all gazes are directed to it! What new dastardly villain is this? Why, it's none other than Coca-Colan: A soft drink intent on taking over the world with his sugared sweets!

Only the best soft drink of them all can save the day: Pepsi Maaaaaaaaan! (But I prefer Sun- *-ZZZZZZZT-*) YES! The BEST soft drink! Only he can stop the dastardly Coca-Colan from replacing all the water in the world with his beverage! (But, you know, it's not like Pepsi is innocent from- *-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*-) PURELY DIABOLICAL!


By the will of the nineties, I have the powerrrrrrrr!

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 17 )

I am laughing so hard right now. Nice job.

"What in Equestria was that all about?" the waiter commented.

"More importantly, what on Earth is this thing?" Coco said.

:rainbowlaugh:

7770934 Haven't seen you in an eternity.

7771831 Wait, What do you mean?
PM me

There are several things that make me question this story unfortunately.

8752092
It's just that the story is of all things is awkward as all get out, and a bunch of other things as well.

8752176
How so? It's supposed to feel awkward and jolted, though.

8752234
I really don't know how to explain it at the moment.

8752319
It's been three years. Have you figured out how to word it yet? :>

10871678 I actual forgot that I made a comment on the story so you have excuse me on that part.

10871768
So did I. I actually forgot about this story. Someone favorited it so I went through the comments and saw yours, then the date, and thought 'Why not?'.

Login or register to comment