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I vote for 3), 4), 6), and 7). Dammit AJ you totes killed the mood. I'm out of the zone. No hard feelings, this is a shitty, awkward situation, but no. Wanna grab some breakfast?
Part of me want the info, part of me want to get on with it, and part of me want to make it at the very least enjoyable.
I'm conflicted.
...
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Hmmm. I suppose I don't really want to know anything about the program at the moment. And It's not guaranteed she would know all that much.
So 3-6-2-5, I guess. Try to make this at least enjoyable...and maybe get a friend out of it.
Friends in high places (Apple family members are everywhere, and she is an Element of Harmony) are incredibly helpful.
Edit: Changed my vote.
awakened with - awakened by
*****
Hmmm.... in the interest of making this slightly less awkward and frankly disrespectful, getting to know Applejack a little better might be worth a try so:
Option 2, then 6 and/or 7 depending on whether or not we can break the ice. If she's dead set on making this unpleasant then it may ultimately end with option 4. Applejack is being honest, but it's the unkind and destructive sort of honesty at the moment, and that needs to stop before we can proceed. At least a little mutual respect would be helpful.
7735836 A careful tweak applied to a delicate situation.
Who?
What?
Wh-huh?
None of the above! I vote to walk past her, pushing her tail back down as I do so. First thing in the morning? I probably gotta' pee, and she doesn't seem like she'd appreciate me testing whether she's into that. Then, also since I just got up, a shower followed by a bit of food.
If she wants to tag along, that's fine. I'd hoped to sleep off yesterday's bad mood, but she's not helping. Just remember kiddies, return-marginalization is fair play! If her attitude improves, then we'll re-open the discussion. I chose her because I was told that she was willing and worthy, but I can un-choose her if she continues to be neither - we don't have to be friends-friends, but I will be treated better than simply a self-mobile baby batter dispenser to my partners.
So...
#3, #4, and #6. More or less.
Okay, let's take a look at these in more detail:
1) I'm extremely reluctant to take this one. After Applejack's coquettish display on her icon on that list we picked her from, it was hinted that we'd get to see a new, somewhat more feminine side of the outgoing mare. But this is exactly the opposite. Right now she's even less personable than she normally is. That's entirely understandable, of course. This is simply an impregnation, with us being a donor and nothing more. So she's not in the wrong to act this way, particularly since she's right in that we're almost certainly not going to raise the child with her, let alone help her work the farm or build her life.
...and yet, this option just feels like an admission of defeat. We know that this could be more, and not striving for that comes across as giving up. So I honestly can't bring myself to take this one.
(Of course, the flip-side to this is if we get to work and fuck her so well that she's reduced to a screaming pile of orgasms, since there's no way to maintain any kind of detachment in the face of that level of pleasure. But that's a longshot at best, since we're currently sporting unfamiliar equipment, and hers is going to be somewhat alien as well.)
2) This seems like a much better option, but I'm expecting some resistance here. Trying to connect with AJ is good in the short-term, but as she noted there's no possible long-term future here. That doesn't mean that it's pointless, since I'm sure that she can value even a (very very) short-term relationship, but it's worth noting that the closer we get to her, the more that parting will be a sweet sorrow. But hey, sex really is better when you care about the person (or pony) you're fucking.
3) Building empathy through commiseration is a tried-but-true technique. This really seems like taking a slightly different route to get to the same result as option #2, so I'm expecting a lot of multi-votes to have these two options go hand-in-hand.
4) Oh hell no. HELL NO! Even a bad fuck with AJ is still a fuck with AJ. If worse comes to worst and you can't warm her up, then go back to trying to make this the rut of her life, but refusing to go through with it is little more than throwing a temper-tantrum because you can't gave everything exactly the way you want it. At the end of the day this is a job, a job that you not only agreed to, but needs to be done. Calling it quits now will not only make you look bad, but quite likely bring some sort of awful penalties. This is the nuclear option, and should be treated as such.
5) Another option for warming Applejack up. This is not a bad idea, but may be hard to put into practice. AJ, more than anypony else (and certainly more than the other Mane Six) has little regard for anything that's not practical, and trying to make things more romantic isn't likely to impress her. Having candlelight and soft music would likely just make her uncomfortable, and anything else along that line of thinking would probably not achieve any better results. AJ isn't the sort of girl who can be wooed; an honest appeal is far more likely win her over than trappings and dressings ever would.
6) This...isn't a bad idea. Unlike fancy ideas of romance, getting a bite to eat is the sort of practical idea that AJ can appreciate. Particularly since you did just wake up, after all. When's the last time she climbed straight out of bed and got to work? So this is likely to be the best option for softening her up. However, it's not much on its own; this should be the "tip of the spear" in a multi-vote option.
7) I question the base assumption here. Why would AJ have any advanced knowledge of what's going on? Just because she's part of the Mane Six doesn't mean that she'd have access to state secrets, or at even operational knowledge of official government actions. She'd only get that from Twilight, and Twilight doesn't seem to be a part of this; it's all Luna and Celestia. Even if Twilight were in on things, Applejack doesn't seem too likely to care. She's focused on her family and her farm, at least so long as nothing immoral is taking place (and she likely wouldn't know about things like the kidnappings or what happens to expended studs, if even Careful Study didn't know). Overall, pump her for other things besides information.
With that in mind, my vote goes like so: 6-3-2.
Depends what youve been told or know about anything at all, but AJ is pissed off, not having the Apple Family Honour upheld, and being forced to play with the lies and lays. Do you really want to stick your most precious item into a super magically powered meat grinder that could tear apart a Minotaur if they tried pushing themselves on her?
And reflected in any shiney surface just out the corner of your eye is a very pink straight mained mare, slowly licking a Very large carving knife. Hurt her freinds, she invites you to a Very private party.
Try and back off, calm her down, and try and come to an agreement that given the entire population possible, you couldnt be offered to someone woh loved to be doing what youre meant to, as well as being of importance economically, commercially, nobility etc?
Complex story? 3-2-6-7
Simple? 1.? HELL NO. Youll be forever known as One Shot Crater.
At least get to know AJ a little. If she wants to know who the father of her foals are going to be, then ask her out to breakfast. Maybe take her up on the offer to work on the farm with her and the family. I'm sure Big Mac will want to know who's going to be breeding his sister.
4
7735870 Can you add numbers to that please? :)
Mares want to be desired, even if they can't admit it or don't realize it. Applejack is probably hurting due to the fact that she wants a family, but can't have it with someone who is going to stay with her. Add in the fact that she was passed over so many times and we have a very peeved mare.
My vote is for #2, #5, and #6 all at once. Get to know her. Make her feel wanted. Show her why you chose her. Make her feel special. Who knows? You might want to stay with her when you get turned into a stallion. What are the herding law/rules for this story, if there are any at all?
7735874 It hasn't been revealed, though that may be a fine query for Applejack if you get her talking.
Number 5, we are a professional stud. We should refused to be used like some piece of breeding equipment. If she wants a one and done she can wait for some other prick wanting to wet his dick. I belive she is putting up a front and if she wants this to happen properly she will submit and enjoy herself. I say work her into a nice frothy lather until shes begging for it.
And maybe 7, if we get her worked up enough perhaps we can see what she knows.
I'd go for 2, 4, or 5. I'm not opposed to breeding AJ, but I suggest making it a better experience for her. Besides, what else do we have going on? May as well get to know the mare.
3, 4, 6 and 7.
3, 2,1, and thats not a countdown. or is it
i vote for 4, 7, 2,
3 & 7 explaining the 'shitty' situation and trying to lever some more facts from her while being sensitive as she doesn't seem to helpful at the moment anyway, I think that would be best tack first as I'd want to see what I can do about this mess later on. Feeling sorry for AJ, she obviously wished for so more than a bun in the oven and may feel a might put out having to share a stud around.
Before continuing maybe 2 & 5 combined trying to talk her round into a more happier frame of mind to enjoy the "screaming pile of orgasms" Alzrius mentions.
No on 4 & 6, don't upset AJ, she may just turn around and applebuck ya carrot and apples. She probably had a big breakfast anyway in case she thought she could use the extra energy.
In any event 1 will happen as it's still an obligation and who doesn't adore AJ's physique anyway?
Future suggestion and it may effect the romance here, but what if it could become a herd of 3 pointing out to AJ that after you were done, you would gladly like to help with the farm life, bring up the foal, but delicately explain your feelings for Careful as well. Though she might not be of much help on the farm, Careful could have a fertility research clinic created on farm which would give a quiet calm environment to potential subjects volunteering their help. Explain to AJ that you'd be their equally for both of them if she's agreeable and help with the foal raising as well, No knowing if foals will be colts or fillies so a father figure would be good. Turning into a full stallion is sounding more appropriate by the minute now. Maybe a little prodding with the fact that if the clinic succeeds then her siblings will also be able to reap the benefits of it if they want?
I'd go with a 2,3,6 and 4 only if she stays cold.
2, 3, 5, 7
Try to know her better, get her into the mood.
Maybe ask why she looks and behave so cold, not so eager to get knocked up. I want AJ to really want it.
Make her wanted, complimment her, set her in the mood, then go to for it.
If I feel she is not into it not then 4. Tell her that I may be a stud now, but want to have some pride and know that the offspring I make will have some form of good life. Her behaviour is like going to the mall and get some milk, what I was seeing of her marehood, she was not trully exited to be here either.
So she can re-schedule and come back when she mean it.
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So questionss:
Will "I" have the choose to stud mares that are taken? Meaning married ponies like Cadance, Mrs Cake, Twilight Velvet, Cookie Crumbles, Spoiled Rich?
Hmm wonder if it will be an optio n that if I work on the farm and get the option to breed the cows or other animals or just ponies?
2, 5, 6, & 7. Personally if I was stuck here I would want to help out on her family's farm. I do love good farm living.
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As an addendum and on a more practical note with the welfare of the foal or foals in mind - in a world where friendship is magic how monstrous would it be to sire a foal under such unloving conditions.
I'm not suggesting it would affect the biology of any offspring, but what about when they are old enough to ask about daddy? Is Applejack, being element of Honesty, going to lie and make up something nice, will she be brutally honest and crush her foals feelings, or would she work with us to make a narrative that nobody would be embarrassed to relate?
I vote for 1, 3, 7.
Eh. I'd say 1 and 2 simultaneously. Trying to force romance on somepony who wants a professional relationship is just rude, but if she's going to be like that there'll probably be time for small talk.
7736046 Only mares on 'the list'. If a married mare wants a foal, they could be on the list, meaning you could then be stud to a married mare, sure. As for a cow or any other creature, so far we know, the great sterlization was a pony-specific event. Why would they be on this list?
5
6, 2, 7.
While it's ~great~ that she's ~willing~ to go through with this process, it shouldn't be something that is just going to end up sticking in her craw. Shut her down, gently, but offer to make things a bit better. So she doesn't know your name? Let's introduce each other, grab something to eat, maybe talk about how and why this is happening (her choice as well as what this all means for her / you two). If she seems to actually begin to warm up to the idea, making friends isn't a bad thing, and if the end result is that she's still wanting a stallion to help out at the farm, maybe that can be arranged as a end result.
Hells, this isn't exactly the plan you had at the beginning either... between the two (or three, if you consider Careful) of you, there's got to be some kind of resolution that will suit you all.
Besides, "get over here and screw me, stud, I don't want to be here anyway" isn't really a warm welcome on her part either.
...
And you never know... "pony" could include changelings too...... it would be a real shame if Applejack showed up in the morning only to find Apple-clone-jack leaping out the window with her prize.
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Just checking.
Besides the cow wondering with other like gryphons, minotaurs and such.
Was wondering with the cows becouse they where sentient, like Donkey and some others
If they where included in the big Sterilizason epidemic.
If so "I" could also have that in considiration if I for example visit the farm.
For the married pony part
Can image that maybe Cadance and Shining have tried getting one, but not succeeded, they turn to the stud program, but can be so that Shining maybe watch or he is the one that choose the stud.
Can be the same with some ofthe others
But maybe mares like Mrs Cake, Cookie Crumbles, Velvet have sneaked into this place. Haveing a poorly disguise on them. They don't want their husbands to feel bad, so plan to use me to impregnate them and then they will just say that their husbands did it.
So they do this for their husbands self esteem. They do not count this as cheating if it helps their husbands.
Will see if some of those will get hooked on getting rutted silly and filled afterwards.
Spoiled Rich just doing it for money/fame or to spite her husband
3, 6
We should only really get to know AJ better if she wants that – actually trying to make things intimate or romantic in any way might only serve to make things worse: there's pretty much no chance of us settling down with AJ long-term, and even if we do that eventually, we still have a duty to do other breeding in the meantime, and we're not going to be able to emotionally satisfy every cute mother-to-be. May as well get used to it now.
Still, in the future, we should really do some actual investigation of potential partners before committing to them, instead of relying on (really dumb) assumptions and possibly-false extra-universe knowledge. I really don't know how "we" didn't expect this, though: what, did we think AJ was some kind of sex-maniac who would be all over our dick just because we're a hot stud? We're literally an unwanted but necessary part of having a foal, a reminder of how the ponies species is biologically broken: what part of that would be pleasant. Sure, sex is still sex, and I'm sure some mares will make the most of it, but this is still more of... a medical procedure than anything else. Do I actually have to point these things out all the time, to prevent us from looking like an idiot?
Anyway, calling for breakfast gives her the opportunity to get to know us if she's interested in getting to know us any better, without actually trying to force that on her and make things more uncomfortable, or looking like a selfish asshole who's procrastinating just because this isn't good enough for us.
2,7
If AJ is going to be like that then she dedinitely isn't going to get any.
She's being sexist. Seeing us as nothing more than a semen dispenser.
I say 4. Talk to her. Teach her a lesson that if she wants foals she needs to treat stallions right. Regardless of who they are.
3 and 7. Maybe 6, at least. Its the polite thing to do.
3-way!
you A.J. and Careful
if not
Start with 2 with a bit of 3 but you try to do 1 and 5, but it ends up going or 4
If this was real it would be devastating.
Being in the class that perceives Applejack to be best Pony then seeing her like this is very disheartening.
But I suppose it's just a sobering reminder of the situation. What should I really expect?
She went into this not knowing anything about me, she just wanted progeny. Not her fault. But it definetly sours the concept.
I say that it's not happening like this, and I do what I can to solve the problem and not just put a patch on it.
So I guess. 2, 3, if necessary 4, then 7.
In addition "I" am more than a "foalmaker" as she is more than a "foalcarrier". If she thinks that's this the only means that she can extend the Apple legacy then she isn't the Applejack I know, and I would be damned if I endulged this misguided conception of "familial obligation!"
(Sorry got a little heated their.)
7737231 What makes you think she's happy about the situation?
7737250 Exactly! She isn't! This whole thing isn't right! The fact that I was going along with it at first shames me.
This is a problem and it needs to be solved.
She, like others have accepted this and that's not right.
"Are you in Applejack?"
4
Imma go 2, 3, and 5 because their is no way imma stick my meat into a cold hole carved into the statue that is Applejack right now.
4
2, 3, then either 4 or 5. I like AJ alot but fuck man, I gotta admit her attitude here is kinda a mood killer. shit no wonder none of the previous studs pegged her. come on aj sure the situation sucks real gorilla dong here but being a damn emotionless statue aint gonna make it any better. its gonna make shit awkward and unpleasent for everyone involved. if need be promise that when you "retire" as a stud you'll stay on as an earth pony to help her farm if it gets the ball rolling
oh and can derpy be next plez?
I vote #3
5,2,6,1,7
I know its too late and all but i would go with 6 just to learn about her and try to brake the ice a bit and if she was till being a bitch and the end of the meal ill say 4 gotta have standards and self respect for yourself
six and seven. There's probably something that's ticking Applejack off and will need to be at least partially cleared up before we'd ever think of going through.
Poor Careful ,he left her lab coat...