Equestria is suffering a dire problem. You are part of that solution, even if you aren't entirely aware of it. No, we don't need a dragon slayer or something like that. We're sure you can handle this just as you are.
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8) Why ask permission whenI'm only gonna sneak out anyway?
2 and 5
3
Search for a way to prevent... 'breaking'.
1, 4.
Careful is a gem. I'm very happy for her.
I'm not sure that I'm thrilled at picking out Starlight – I'm excited to meet her, sure, but... she's kind of a sociopath. Not that that's a bad thing! It gives her a valuable perspective, and it's actually pretty endearing overall. I just don't know how conductive to childcare it leaves her.
Let's make sure she's got some kind of solid support network and plan for raising a foal, and won't just fall back on brainwashing and magical coercion at the slightest signs of disobedience or troublemaking, yeah?
1-2-3-4-5-6 with no real order.
Let it happens as chronological logic and regular logic dictates.
7745628 So many... That's a vote for 'not 7 or 8' essentially.
Well, this was a treat! We got to speak with Sassy, and except for her usual alliterative phrases ("buttons and bobbypins!" or "sequins and stitches!" or whatever else) she was a lot of fun, very self-absorbed without being arrogant about it. I really hope we'll get a chance to breed her later.
Oh Starlight, you love to act confident, but when you're out of your element we've seen how you seize up. Watching her waffling between those two is going to be fun. I'm a little curious why she signed up for this since she's the sort who doesn't venture out of her comfort zone if she doesn't have to. She's willing to try, certainly, but only when seriously nudged by it, and I don't think that she'd do this otherwise. Certainly Twilight wouldn't make this into a friendship lesson. Perhaps this is Starlight's idea of jumping the gun on her friendship lessons? Or is she filled with some sort of sense of duty, like what Applejack tried to encourage? (Actually, once she's released I can really see AJ talking you up something fierce, particularly since you're the best stud they have to date.)
As an aside, I noticed a bit of a hint - or what looked like one - in there. Namely, that a stud's state of mind, and apparently relationships with the mares they breed (or does that just go to state of mind?) affects how many breedings they can manage. Perhaps that's not insignificant; maybe harmony helps with fertility? Or maybe it's a coincidence. Either way.
Careful is being kept from being on the list? That doesn't seem right. Particularly since she had such a heartbreaking story about finally getting to be a woman. I'm actually half-tempted to breed her the next time we see her so she can have a foal of her own - that's pretty much the apex of being female - list be damned. But then I remember all of the reasons that that's a bad idea. Still, we need to talk to Celestia about letting us put a bun in that oven.
As for what to do now...I have to go with #4. I doubt that humans can learn magic, since Equestrian spellcasting requires a horn and all, and moreover I doubt that we could do it in the relatively short amount of time that we have before we're expended, but my inner D&D nerd will not be denied!
EDIT: Almost forgot to add my enjoyment of the bit about how Celestia let the mares give a two-second introduction after they'd been picked. That's just so...fun. Like a preview of coming attractions (literally).
8. the best way to learn how things really are is to observe from the shadows. that way you can be sure nopony is putting on a false display.
If sneaking out fails, then 3
1, 3, & 4.
5
7745629 *shrug*
All of that can be acomplished in a single day so it's a "why not?" scenario for me.
And I'm not fond of going out exploring when I haven't got a good grasp of the home base layout and characteristics yet.
Damn, I really wanted to work out. But then I saw... human Magic. I really think physical fitness is going to be important... But come on, real magic. If we are adept perhaps we could become a unicorn later on.
4. Lets try to do some Magic.
8) I'm voting twice just to spite whoever down voted my last vote. Your downward pointing thumb means that little.
awwww I was hoping derpy would get chosen. eh, might as well go with number 5 and give the guards a workout they wont forget. then maybe go and see if humans can use magic
Oh man, Careful is... well I dont think we love her, but there is a connection. At the very least I think we will be bestfriends possibly friends with benifits. I just feel that before we consider her for the position of soulmate we learn more about her.
Also I think we need to establish a routine, on day without breeding we should have a fitness regiment so we can have more stamina and dont get drained so easily. At the veryleast we can preform out duties without feeling like we ran a marathon the next day. Then split our time between research, meeting ponies, and figureing out what sort of pony we should be. These are things for longterm consideration not a reflection on my vote.
2 and 4? Maybe you can find some evil amulet hidden away or something.
Even if we can't foal her, at some point Careful needs a stuffin'.
Let's try to learn about magic. We understand things from a scientific perspective decently enough, but where magic comes in we know jack shit. Try to fix that! ... Or would that tax our aetheric system and thus reduce our potency?
5
7745716 A fine question there.
3 and 4
7 or 1 and 2.
7745761 Warning: This is a vote for: 7, 1, 2. There is no 'or'.
3
4, 5, 3,
After careful analysis, I propose.
5.
The excersize, the social conflict and the testosterone fog of competing males is almost always used in mating behaviours to try and beat the competition both on the floor and in the breeding.
Other choices can be made next, once the Guards have interacted, for strength, speed, endurance, or even just learning the limitations of humans relative to magically enhanced equines and possibly any other species depending just how comprehensive Celestia and Lunas guard are these days. Although what would a Minotaur, Pony cross look like? Bottom?
4, 8, 6.
Magic is nifty... but even so, 'escaping' only to be found chillin' would be epic.
Especially if you're found 'chillaxing' with appropriately chill ponies who can respect the need to relax.
Besides, once Starlight shows, the opportunities to relax will become minimal at best.
I vote for 2 and 7.
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Quis erit, erit.
I vote for 5 and 7. It is not likely you can use magic, and if you can, it might take away from the magic you have to breed. Five would get you exercise as well as potentially friends within the guard, and so would number seven. Both are win-win options in my book.
I'm good with anything.
I will admit learning of Careful past made me cool it a bit on her. But I am truly ashamed of myself for thinking that.
As far as I am concerned she is still in the running.
Good to see that former studs are normal ponies and not husks of them or new foals.
2, 1, 4, 6
See the sights, pet the ponies, learn magic(or at least read about it), and chill!
3/4 if we're the type that sees a problem and feels compelled to understand. This problem is bigger than one individual and maybe understanding our own aetheric network will yield a discovery of how to repair damage between sessions. The good heart is often restless when there's a chance to help.
5 otherwise, with influence of 6. Maybe not a full workout with the guards, but certainly try some things out while talking with them. Some additional perspective from a few stallions right now might be helpful.
You flop onto your bed and everything goes black - You flopped onto your bed and everything went black
under the blanket - under the blankets
odds of that are - odds of that were
Well, she was. - Well, she had been.
but a startlingly - but a startling
Happy Thanksgiving!
Interesting new discovery about Careful and that makes her all the more adorable.
Careful said socialization is good for recovery and performance so a workout with the guards could be a good way to start the day now that we've refueled. Barring that I would LOVE to see if humans can learn magic beyond the magic of Friendship.
5,4
8 is asking for trouble, from those in charge or people trying to make off with their own personal stud... Black market on a stud would be insane, especially a fresh one.
1,3 or 5
Let's do the breakdown again.
1) friendship is optimal for helping you retain your stuff? Might be a good idea to make some more then. It might even help you recharge.
3) Screw new friends, you've already got one in Careful, plus she's as determined as you to make sense of it all.
5) Physical activity is good for you too, you might even make friends with some of the guards which could be good... but there's physical activity and then there's PT... that may be too much for a recovering individual.
hmm...
Final Decision:
1 and while I'm sure we'll regret it, 5
7745955 Typos stuffed and dressed for a proper Turkey day feast!
4
Happy Thanksgiving!
My vote depends on whether or not you are actually used to working out. If so, my vote is #5. If not, my vote is for #3 and #6.
#1 & #2 will happen with time.
#4 I'm not interested in being able to do magic, but I would like to know more about it. This will probably come in with #3
#7 & #8 are not an option. I'm sure being around all those snobs would sour our mood. Thus, make me less fertile.
7746015 May the Turkey be with you.
I think this is a vote for: 5, 3, 6. Am I off?
I appreciate that the different studs were chosen with different criteria, to try to find more sociable types.
Don't worry, I think all of us can be assured that Equestria hit a jackpot choosing OUR hive mind.
Careful's characterization still pleases me.
So. Choices.
I like the ones of taking care of ourself. 1 or 6.
Keeping 4 in mind, though. Magic sure would be sweet.
3,4,5
4
1 & 7 let's try making as much friends as possible !
2
7 Time to ask the little people directly away from the prying eyes and feeling of pressure of the castle.
You heard the mare...
A good walk and some local everyday food covers that.
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Not that it's a thing here this side of the pond, but the shops sure hint at it.
7746028 See, I don't know if you are used to working out. If so, then working with the guards would be a good way to keep in shape. If you are NOT used to it, working out with the guards would KILL you. That's why I put it the way I did. Me? Working out with the guards, would not even be a thought. You? I have no idea.
As you can tell, I do terrible with questions that depend on variables.
7746299 Assume you is you. Answer for yourself. I assume whatever answer is given makes sense for you.
Someone else downvoted my original vote coment, but then someone else upvoted it, so I'm voting yet again, this time for 7) AND 8). That's when you sneak out, then sneak back in, and then ask permission to go outside. All of my votes count because voter fraud!
#5 its the best way to build up a higher sperm count, thats why most athletes have more than 2 kids. Also have a balenced diet and take extra vitamins.