Equestria is suffering a dire problem. You are part of that solution, even if you aren't entirely aware of it. No, we don't need a dragon slayer or something like that. We're sure you can handle this just as you are.
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Some of those options really make me go 'Wut?'
You don't really have the strength to do much else anymore.
I choose (1) & (3).
Other options seem...illogical.
7741135 I wouldn't be a good storyteller/gm/dm if I didn't let players do things.
My choices are 1, 2, and 3.
Choices 4 and 6 are essentially the same thing, since Celestia's giving no indication that she wants to be bred (right now), and quite honestly they're both complete non-starters. You're a human with an altered dick, and she's the first (and quite likely most powerful) alicorn. She's far from invincible, but compared to you she might as well be. Likewise, I don't think that calling for AJ will help. At best you'd put her in a very awkward position, so there's simply not much to accomplish there.
Far better to listen to what Celestia has to say, ask what you want to know from her, and complain about the fact that she apparently hates anyone cuddling with you. Seriously, what the hell was up with that? It's pretty obvious that you can't go again immediately (or at least, that's the implication), so why not let you snuggle with the mare carrying your new foal? The very idea that Celestia doesn't want attachments to form seems awkward at best, since I doubt any mare would try to kidnap you or anything.
5
7741155 In her defense, Applejack did kind of bring that up, even if only to say she wouldn't.
1&3
Finally! Celestia is here again! Now pay close attention to details, me. What color is her mane? If it's predominantly pink, we may have bigger problems than we thought.
Still the polite thing to do l, especially since we are more or less powerless, is to listen and listen carefully. Pay close attention for contradictions, weasel words, and circular reasoning. There is something rotten at the heart of this but the direct route may end with us banished to the moon or just dead.
So listen, don't just wait for your turn to speak, think and respond. It may also be to our advantage to exaggerate how spent and 'out of it' we are, not too far from literal truth after all.
*insert cool divider line here*1,3,,,5
*insert another divider here*Option 5 is in there only if things go really off the tracks and we need to call for an honest and trustworthy friend to help escape from Princess Celestia.
Normally I'm in the Princess Celestia is best pony camp, but there is too much evidence that something is terribly wrong.
1, 2, and 3
Hmm the same
1 and 3. But maybe hint that it would be okay to do 4 at a later date
Or be a little teasing and if Luna is up for a good breeding. Maybe I can see if Celestia getting jealous about it.
Hmm can image that maybe Celestia longing for becoming a mother.
Can image that she have felt herself as a mother for her ponies during all this time. But she have never experienced it.
Hehe also I wouldn't mind tap those wide flanks :)
Also would like to see the list of candidates again. Just out of curiosity what time of mares have singed up. If mares like Trixie, Starlight Glimmer and such are also on the list. If more of the mane 6 are.
If Fluttershy are on that list I could have no problem picking her.
Rarity can be fun too
Would need more stamina if PInkie or Rainbow is on that list. (or any other of the pie family)
Hmm can image that some nurse like Redheart would supervise me and see that I'm healthy.
Hehe will be fun to read when I get a letter from Applejack to see if she got pregnant.
Ohhh Spa sisters Aloue and Lotus, a two combo O.o
7741193 The divider is [hr ] without that space.
Option 6 is the one I want, because if I win I'd gain a taunt,
So much to gain and so little to lose, if I won such a confrontation I would also give any item she may hold a peruse,
Stealing the crown may be a goal, but trying to rule may take its toll,
Maybe even a horn to grind into powder, for medicine for cure all's for maybe even for making chowder,
A hoof for gum and other treats, maybe even some meats that are good eats,
Cutie marks to be removed and used as blinds to keep the sun out, some intestines to use for fishing trout,
3 and 5
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Thanks!
1 and 3. Now is not the time for rash actions. But she had better not give any overly vague or evasive answers. or she will pay for them later with her plot.
I don't see any viable options other than 1 and 3. Mayyybe a 2 depending on how the conversation goes, but regardless of how cute and cuddly she may appear on the show, Celly is the ruler of a nation, and a damn powerful one at that. Disrespecting her would be a poor choice, if not one of the last you ever make.
Skimmed through the clop, but do like how Applejack was so happy, hope we can meet our kid(s) when this is over.
1&3
Listen but don't allow her to leave without asking our own questions, namely: "What happens to guys who want to stay Human?"
1.
Can I vote against asking questions somehow? I actually think it might be more harmful in the long run, for once. The way Celestia is talking about "misunderstandings" and everything she's tried to do so far means that there's clearly a very specific mindset and perspective she wants us to have. She's clearly the villain of this piece, and more than that, she's a competent one. Asking questions is just going to get us tailored information to draw her conclusions, if not outright lies and stonewalling. It also gives her a much better impression of what's in our head, and what precautions she has to take to... guide our agency.
Unilaterally attempting open and honest communication is a noble ideal, but we're not in a strong enough position to make it work right now. What we need to do is listen to exactly what she wants us to hear, and then figure out why she wanted to tell us that. Then crossreference it with other, more trustworthy sources, that also have less ability to banish us and then throw us in a dungeon in the place we were banished to.
same way
I'd go with 1 and 3
Complaining isn't going to get you the answers you want and need. It would probably be a good idea to wait until after you become a permanent stallion. Breeding with Celestia is not an option at this time...unless she initiates it. Attack Celestia is suicidal. You heard what happened to the human that went mad. So, your best bet is to converse and exchange information.
Therefore, my votes are for #1 & #3
1, 3.
Due to the filtering method.
At this point, it seems Celestia is wearing her Mr Slant hat, and theres no way you can compete against that level of expertise. Causing conflict, well she has already, dealt with, studs who didnt like the way things were going. Try and find out what little you have left, from Budgie in a cage, to Chimp in a landscaped enclosure as part of an anthropology research group.
Heres one for you conspiracy nuts, given Multiple Canon events.
Is this Celestia, and do you really want to ask that question.
7741335 I feel it would be a disservice not to note that the more you vote for, the more diffuse your vote is. Your vote is basically 'not 5', as opposed to being 'for' any of the others. I hope that makes sense?
7741339 Well 1 & 3 then 4 then (maybe or if you want to draw the chapter out with discussion then leave 4 off til next)
Hmm. 1 and 2.
1, 2 and 3, in that order. Listen to what she has to say, complain about interrupting the cuddling (because cuddling, duh!). And then ask our questions. We need to know how this really goes, for something is rotten in the kingdom of
denmarkequestria1, maybe she'll sing a song.
I vote for 1, 2 and 3.
If you want to know the reasons just read the comments above.
I would merely repeat things already said.
7741539 Oh lord, now that's all I can think of.
"You've gained such a long, long cock
And I've watched you since that very first talk
To see how it will grow
To see who you will do
To see how you will screw
And all the ways you've made me hot for you.
It's time now for a new load to cum
I'm fertile and I want a little one
So do what you will do
So breed how you will breed
So give me all your seed
For it's time for you to fulfill a stud's duty."
7741592 You win this comment section. That's it, pack it up.
7741617
Now edited to include a second verse!
7741626 You monster...
So, how'dja like AJ?
1and maybe 3 for the time being then go with the secret hidden option #7 and get the hell out of there because that shit is a trap so obvious that admiral ackbar should be screaming "ITS A TRAP!!!" at the top of his lungs at you in your head.
Huh...
Well, #1 and #3. Not because everyone's doing it, and I get to be cool if I do it too (right?), but because I'm still the odd man out information-wise, and I'd like to get as much as I can. Who knows what I might be able to help with? I don't yet, but I'm determined to!
Though, if I had my way, I'd definitely quip, "Next time I get to see that list, I'm totally looking you up."
7741303
I hope not...
Like whom? We still don't know more than snippets of the bigger story, much less who knows enough about it to be helpful.
7741592 'deed' might do better than 'duty', at least it rhymes?
1 and 3.
While there's still something off about this entire encounter, it could simply be that we were expecting things to run off of human experience. Yes, you're kind of kidnapped. Yes, you're 'doing a service' to save their race/kingdom. Yes, Applejack was pretty much told that the movie's over and to go home. Yes, your questions are being dodged or deflected repeatedly.
But, Celestia is saying she wants to correct some misunderstandings/mistakes. She might be legitimately trying to clear up some stuff that seems awfully damning without context. She might be trying to point out that a stud will do the job, but that ultimately they can't be in relationships outside of the program. She might even be trying to point out that riling up ponies like her little scientist isn't a good thing.... ponies and gossip do tend to be intimately connected after all.
And yet, at the end, Celestia (even if she is being as noble and honest and genuinely 'good' as she is normally portrayed) won't necessarily even think to offer up the answers to questions we have; what happens to the 'other' studs, being one of them.
And she interrupted your breakfast! The NERVE! <smirks> You were enjoying your Apple.
7741785 No, I needed two syllables, since it had to fill in for the last two syllables of "destiny."
It's not a perfect rhyme, but the "y" in "duty" is close enough.
1 and 3.
Let's be civilized here.
4
1,2,3
1 and 3.
Seriously, 4 and 6 are just plain stupid.
Huh. So it seems Celestia is actively discouraging the Studs and Studded from connecting. I suppose it makes sense on some level. Keep it clinical. Still, she didn't have to kill the mood like that. Complain while asking questions! 3 and 2.
If this ends with us being killed like some societal message on what we do to animals I'm going to be very disappointed.
Just saying
7741665 Very sexy, while still being heartfelt. I thought that "you" (the character, not you the author) should have been a bit more aggressive, particularly since we were already setting the pace, but the voting went the way it went. Even so, it was still a great piece of clop!
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barrel and it was - barrel, and it was
that shined - that shone
lowered back down - slid(?) back down
Soon you and her - Soon you and she
rythmically - rhythmically
an enthusiastic call - the enthusiastic call
Another day, another meal.
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Completely forgot to mention that I really liked the way things turned around with Applejack. Making sure that it was something that she wanted and enjoyed turned this awkward situation into something... magical.
I vote #1
you can't get mad (or at least you shouldn't) until you have all the facts
I go with 1.
Can we do Fluttershy next? :3
1 1 all the 1
6, 4, and 5 in that order then add Aj facesitting celestia as he gets her pregnant too.