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Hmm
Spoiled Rich
or
Flutteshy
would be my first choses, but wonder about the asterisk next to Fluttershy
I have a feeling we need more stamina or strenght to tackle Starlight and Lyra or else we will end up in a bondage situation O.o
Hmm to chose as safe on it is Cheerilee
Hmm maybe we can ask qucikly what this notes means befoer making a choise
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1,7 those r best choices after all lyra likes humans and derpy is pure adorable
DEEEEERRRRPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Also, Luna.
Spoiled Rich may be one of the few wives I would be 100% okay with.
Not because I dislike Filthy (I usually hold out hope he's a good guy), but because I dislike Spoiled, therefore I cannot get my heart broken by her desiring an affair.
It's par for the course if someone who I know is a bad person is like "well my husband is crap so I'm gonna find someone better!"
Whereas if one of the more "supposed to be sympathetic" characters did, then we're gonna get into "it's okay because my husband is a bad person, or because he's a beta male cuck and my contempt of him is justified, or because I just really like sleeping around and he's selfish for not letting me" territory.
(Or, of course, "It's okay because we want children and he's taking one for the team, but might still be slightly dubious because I'm not going to not enjoy myself.")
I guess that puts her on my list. I'm vaguely curious how a terrible marriage that I don't have a stake in being happy continues on after this. A perverse curiosity.
Otherwise... Starlight. I like Starlight.
Lots of the others are good, though... let's do Cheerliee.
*sigh* I hate when my mind prioritizes the stupid questions first. I never get to the meat of the issues... but I suppose the answers will come in time. Oh well back to the grind.
2, Starlight is a bit of a mix quantity. Many hate her for being a subversive element. But perhaps even if she doesnt pick us she can present a new perspective for us. We can garentee she wont try jumping our bone first thing. I look forward to talking with an intellectual.
On one hand, Lyra. On the other, trusting Lyra to be a mother.
...yeah, it's still worth meeting her. 7.
Sassy Saddles is on the list?
I'm totally going to get in trouble for it, but would it really be so surprising if I were to follow my insatiable curiosity? I'm picking #6 because I just have to know!
Also, how frequently are we expected to stud? I know this is a species-ending calamity, but if we're required too often, that might be part of our immediate problem. Perhaps slowing down the rate of studding would help in the long run. After all, foals take time to bake, and you don't immediately jump into a second marathon after finishing the first!
(I get the feeling that the votes I really, really want to play with are going to be crushed in the face of raw popular opinion.)
No. It's time to recover. Save your strength and put that blood flow to good use in your brain. It's time to See Careful and get the full lowdown on this affliction.
We may not be doctors but we are creative people, perhaps we can find a way or angle that they haven't thought of yet.
Perhaps we pull a Fallout 4? Have Starlight go back in time and snag us a pair of untampered ponies and find a way to duplicate their "life Script" create a patch using their untampered DNA.
-sigh- but if we are truly nothing more than a 'stud'...my vote is for Lyra or Starlight. If nothing else Starlight might be good to bounce ideas off of.
Lyra is a wildcard but either way she and Bon Bon deserve to be happy.
7
2
If theres very little to go on, get the best start going.
Derpy is a great mother but wait till we find out anything about The Doc, so not yet.
Spoiled Rich is the cause of Diamond Tiara, and a power climber, so avoid.
Fluttershy if you really want to find out what Discord has been doing. As someone went and said elsewhere, the last thing you want to be is, of intrest, to Discord.
Lyra avoid until you can be sure her fanon hyper attraction to humans, isnt canon. As a great man once said, Three exclamation marks is a sure sign of insanity.
Too tired for any further coherent reposnses.
Not a single typo to be found.
Must we choose right now? Can this wait until we're recovered or at least until tomorrow? It could be that recovery time allows us to perform our duties for longer before becoming expendable, I mean, expended.
The Sun grows heavy, now that's an idea... erm.. that is... I mean... for later. Yes. An idea for later.
If we simply must choose this moment then:
5, 1,,,,,,,2
Starlight seems like a good pony, but something makes me think that if she agrees to allow us to stud for her she might put those straps and restraints to use and that worries me.
Someone wrote a story with a theory on that.
As for my vote, I have to see who has been waiting the longest on this list now that Applejack is off it.
7744709 They are not in chronological order, nor is that one of the options. Select! :D
I vote 6
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Would you want your progeny to have a bratty big sister like Diamond? Lyra for me as long as it's not some strange Humanway fetish she's after....if only odd position, OK? (Remember Derpy and Cheerilee for later they're the next most deserving.)
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7744721 I was just trying to be fair. And I thought the list was in chronological order because AJ was on top of the list, wasn't she?
But if I have to vote, in order:
#2: In hopes of a threesome with You, Starlight, and Trixie
#5 & #1: Actually, I can't decide between these two, They both to seem like very sweet,
#3: That asterisk scares me.
#6: I hardly know anything about her since she's no longer obsessed with just sales. However, she less unnerving than the last two.
#4: As much as I don't like this ponies, at least she's doesn't have exclamation points by her name.
#7: !!!
#8: Not an option. Her pointing her horn at me made it clear she's telling me out of 'courtesy' and guilt not obligation.
7744772 Is this a vote for 'anything but 3' then?
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, & 7.
I think we need time to study this problem but now we can block out our time for the next 6 days. Plenty of time to know each mare and study the problem. Numer 4 needs her tubes tied now.
2) Starlight.
There were a lot of tempting mares there (I was this close to voting for Sassy), but I have to go with my first choice. Starlight just grew on me over the course of season six. Her combination of strength and weakness is too alluring for me to pick any other mare.
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7744728
Hey! DT got really good just recently!
The problem is you're procreating with Spoiled Rich, not that Diamond Tiara or Filthy will be their family.
7744782 Nooooo. My votes, in order are: 2, 1/5, 3, 6, 4, and 7 last. Reasons for each listed in last reply. #3 was listed.
7744798 Okay, but then your vote is 'everyone', which is basically not a vote. Your vote will, literally, do nothing. You may want to narrow it down to give it more power.
7744796 Still, weighing the pros & cons of who deserves a chance at motherhood, she would be far far down my list.
My Vote is For 1, 4, or 5
though personally I'd pick 4 just to laugh in her face Bender style then kick her out for one of the choices
1! 1 damn it, 1! if we can't get sweet derpy, then at least give us 6 or 7 as those sound fun. and im sure lyra would request her stud be human lmao
Here are my votes.
1 you can't help but love Derpy.
2. Starlight I can't help but be kind of curious.
finally 4 maybe we could punish Spoiled Rich for being a bad. Since Filthy Rich isn't up to the task. Plus being a big sister might be good for Diamond.
Lyra, Derpy or Starlight. I can't decide!
Ok, let's break it down then with Logic!(tm)
Derpy: Already has Amethyst and Dinky... She's just getting greedy, she's out. (damn)
Lyra: Maybe a little too intense for us so early. But may just have answers to the questions about the other humans that no one is answering.
Starlight: If Twilight needs no help because of her magic, what does that say about Starlight? Could she make due without our assistance? Also would she accept us? Her (dampened) sense of equality might go in our favor later if we're being taken advantage of.
Final vote: Lyra or Starlight.
(I'm leaning towards Starlight here but I'm a big Lyra fan and would kick myself for not voting for her)
7744816
Cant kick her out, that be like refusing to work. And doing that could get us fired... (castrated)
7744815
Like I said, she's on my list out of perverse curiosity.
4! FOUR! 4FOUR4FOUR!!!!!
2, 3, and 7
i vote for 2, 3,1
3
i vote #3
but what happened to Careful ?
how is she not and option ?
fluttershy please
2, for mighty magic is a trait we want our offspring to have. We know not how long it will take to fix sunbutt's mess, so it might fall to our lineage to do so. And for that, mighty magic is needed
That and I'm rather curious about what tricks she knows
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7744931 Keep the princesses happy and demand her later unless a valid reason can be given.
2, though inquire about the asterisk on Fluttershy and the !!!'s of Lyra.
Fluttershy (3)
1: Derpy. There's not a kinder mare around. If Shy wasn't the element of kindness I'm sure Derpy would be instead. And she's already proven to be a capable mother, despite her flaws. ( if you accept the Dinky is her child headcanon )
Starlight is not ready to be a mother, and the only reason i would pick spoiled rich would be to punish her first, before i'd even considder doing the deed.
it is your patriotic duty as a brony to do 1 :P
1
Then Lyra while we're human since I'm sure that'd make for a good one.
Since we're aware of the show, I think it's safe to assume that we know approaching fluttershy in our current state would most likely not bear fruit... or foal. (Assuming the asterisk means fluttershy won't accept if she isn't comfortable with us as a person.)
3-Way
1 & 3
but you ask about FlutterShy
P.S. Can you ask to be a Mare that has a Dick
4
7
3, 2, 1, 5, 7, 6.
In that order.
Never #4
I vote for 3, 5 and 8.
Especially 5 seems to be the most sane option.
Not sure what the asterisk for Fluttershy means. Either she is very shy or she is a dominatrix ("always the quiest ones"-cliche).
About 8: asking questions is always good.
2 Starlight!