Equestria is suffering a dire problem. You are part of that solution, even if you aren't entirely aware of it. No, we don't need a dragon slayer or something like that. We're sure you can handle this just as you are.
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Got to be safe here. If it is ok then 1 if no then 2.
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Someones going to ask, may as well be me, do they have rubber tyres in Equestria?
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I think 4 might be safest at this point, no insult to Moon and even if you don't totally agree with the sisters ideas, but they might see this in a different light.
Would have liked to gone for 3 but is she on the list?
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The defense rests.
1) Yes, let's go learn cock magic.
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4, the idea has merit and Moondancer deserves the credit. But the last thing we need is some horrible mistake to occure but both Princess are out of the loop. At least the can help out in case something goes wrong.
7747629 That's on one of previous studs maybe?
He brought the tyres with him.
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I vote for 4.
You don't know what might happen.
If it would be as simple as Moon Dancer claims they would have already tried that to keep studs longer 'working'.
4, just to see the look on celestias face
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4. Likely the option least likely to get us in trouble. I would say 1, but it's better to er on the side of caution than to err on the side where you could get in trouble.
I'm...not sure how I want to react to this, so...I will let others decide.
I vote 4, if only because Careful Study might also want in on this study, and all efforts should be coordinated to help increase odds of success.
Hehe. Cock magic. Snicker.
Oooooo...! This is certainly an interesting direction! Though the princesses are the ones with all the power and (supposedly) all the info, so I say we check with them first (#4), but #1 seems too good an option to dismiss out of ha- hoof.
Also, why is Moon dancer staring at my crotch? Does my batter rocket amuse her?
I vote for 4
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I gotta say, 4 seems to be the most reasonable option. too much risk of ruining everything with the princesses if Moondancer decides to jump us with magic. We can't really fight back against that very well, especially against a unicorn as strong as Moondancer undoubtedly is. On the other hand, maybe we should confront Moondancer on that topic, and go with number 3... but that's a 50/50 chance of getting too much action to stay on the princesses' good side.
4.
If Moon Dancer is on the list somewhere, she can watch Very carefully while you work on your next Mega Unicorn, who can then, two days later after RnR return the observations and possible magical tuning. Of course, given Celestia denys Twilight, it means you cant the go for the Top Rule Of Magic Three, so next should be Trixie.
You are also researching Celestias actual involvement with her responses to your questioning.
If you really want to upset Celestia, ask her one of the questions she doesnt want to answer truthfully, while staring down Applejack, after reciting a Pinkie Promise. Then bind to the swear, By The Elements, or By Harmony.
first the vote #1.
as I am new to this story I can say I am vary happy with this David Silver story exultant righting DS.
4. All I know is that after this we'd be like: This
Looks like we've made a few friends along with getting a little exercise, and hey if anyone can figure out how to teach magic to a non unicorn it would be Moon Dancer.
I would hope we can steer this to using a magic wand other than the one we've been 'gifted' with. Perhaps if we tell her some of the lore from our home world?
Today's choice is a snap.
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p.s.: a thousand thank you's for teaching me how to make the horizontal rule
7747629 So a flaming tire is another archaeology cutie mark?
Also, 1, although watch out in case it's a trick.
7747754 Glad to help! No typos today?
Gotta agree with 4.
However I also am leaning toward 1, if this won't cause problems.
I will say preemptively, even if we become the magical forever stud, we can't sire all the foals in Equestria. Both because the effort required would be too much and if this ever were solved then we'd have an Equestria of uh...isn't the number 80% siblings?
Not good for the long term.
I wonder if there's a way to only half stud people. Like... 20% mother 20% her husband 60% us.
That would require threesomes, though.
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Let's get the ok first. Don't want to do anything that could jeopardize my length of usefulness.
1. It's ridiculous, but if we take it slow it couldn't hurt. Right?
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3, and 1
4 only because having the Deadliest Hit Thrust This Side Of The Badlands by throwing fireballs out of our Magic Wand () is something so awesome that we must consult with the Powers That Be else they ruin it.
But with 1 as the objective, yeah. We needs a (literally!) magic , yo.
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With the possibility of one's personal magic capacity being trained like a physical muscle to handle greater forces safely, perhaps making the possibility of being a long-term or permanent stud in the current situation extremely beneficial for all involved, it should definitely be explored. To ensure all parties understand the things going on and communication clear, Celestia and Luna need to be consulted so they can at least track results, and possibly even help with the study in some manner to learn if the approach can make a permanent stud. Their many years and knowledge of a vast number of things might contribute unconsidered additional options.
Also amusing how dark the underlying situation is in this story. Both the desperation of an 'edge of extinction' problem, and the present attempt to fix it, even if they're being nice about finding willing participants to be what amounts to breeding stock until used up and taking care of the calm ones after. Stopping to think about the deeper aspects of themes reveals a lot more dark in a lot of stories, I've noticed. Most just feel much lighter for comedy and not taking it deeply serious.
Quite enjoying this participatory story development process. If I had the time, I might give it a try myself.
7747942 Oh, there are for sure deep shadows, and they grow darker if you connect the dots.
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... Magical Threesome?
4 and 1.
Sorry, but a penis is not a muscle. It consists of erectile tissue.
deeper and more spread - deeper and more wide spread -or- deeper and more spread out
wrestling wring - wrestling ring
darn if you wouldn't - darned if you wouldn't
are stronger than they look - were stronger than they looked
if that even is - if that even was
pointed at me - pointed at you
How are there tires in Equestria anyway? I know there are delivery trucks in the Silververse but are they also in the MLP canon?
Note: we are either fairly thin and decently muscled, of average build and have massive upper body strength, or have been enhanced beyond the obvious ways. Climbing a rope hand over hand is not something most people can do without some focused strength training.
Humans are more directly descended from apes than monkeys.
Silliness: All of this talk of scripting leads me to the conclusion that ponies and people are all coded in MUF. Reality is a simulation! We're all in the Matrix!
7748016 You are correct. The alicorn (that's what unicorn horns are) is not a muscle, it's a bone.
Fortunately, both have muscles at the base.
First, choice #3 - Moon Dancer looks like she's every repressed-librarian type that ever was. I'd be willing to bet that she's a font of sexuality just begging to be let out, complete with the whole "tosses off her glasses, undoes her hair, and suddenly she's gorgeous" bit.
Beyond that, I have to say that I loved the entire "you have a horn...down there" bit, although now that's put all sorts of ideas in my head about unicorn stallions fucking mares with their horn (or mares doing it to other mares, for that matter; Just imagine Rarity or Twilight giving it to one of their friends that way, and the mental image never goes away again). Seriously, that just seems weird, but now the connection has been made. Dick-blasting lightning bolts for the win!
Oh, and the bit with the guards was amusing too. Who knew that guards in Equestria also had good-natured homophobic banter just like humans do? Of course, the chapter did cogently note that some of the guards aren't too happy about the fact that you're co-opting their essential nature as males, but they seem to recognize that that's not your fault. As it is, it's notable that this seems to have restored you in a way that's more fundamental than just physically, which I still think is connected to what's going on with the whole issue of studs being expended. Between that and Moon Dancer, you might be within reach of the problem.
The part about humans having the same "script" as ponies is, probably not coincidentally, a good explanation for why ponies become humans when they go through Star-Swirl's mirror portal. Nice tip of the hat to continuity, there.
7748026 I provided two pictures, promise. The cartoon is fast and loose with its own canon. I have many, conflicting, headcanons on it. Only one of them applies to this story.
Typos drilled into shape!
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Ah, I saw those after rounding up every typo I could locate. So we'll just have to heed the wisdom imparted by MST3K and repeat to ourselves it's just a show, we should really just relax.
Still, I can't help but wonder. With that tire buried so far underground was there a more technically advanced society in Equestria that has since given way to the more agrarian structures of today?
1 and 3.
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4, definitely 4.
sommat tells me that asking for forgiveness is better in this case.
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Just by curiosity, why don't they just milk the studs for all they're worth and artificially inseminate embryos and inject them in the mares wounds? It's way more efficient and you can save up more on sperm samples along with getting even more mares foals. They wouldn't need to even rut with each other, with no awkward moments with an other male from a married couple.
7748401 The missing other half. They need that magical hoodoo to be fired along with it, or it's a big no go.