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Zaid ValRoa


"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Comments ( 11 )

After reading the wonderful long description, I was obliged to look at the full story, and it's a true work of art. Never would've expected limericks and masturbation to work so well together, especially with how the rhymes are brilliantly utilized, but here we are. :twilightsheepish:

Revised for proper meter:

Coco Pommel's a mare of high taste
When it comes to sex, don't think her chaste
When she's feeling lewd
She's far from a prude
In the ass Coco takes it post-haste

EDIT: Fixed rhythm of last line.

8570233
Much appreciated! :twilightsmile:

8570225
Aw, I'm glad you liked it.

There once was a man from Gorse,
who fell madly madly in love with his horse.
But said his wife. "you rapscallion,
that horse is a stallion."
"And this constitutes grounds for divorce!"

TEN OUTTA TEN

I saw the name. I saw the description. I read. and I laughed. I dunno what it is about rhyming smut but this was amazing in more ways than one.

I cant help but read this in zecora's voice the rhyming must have been a nightmare

8573982
I could not have done it all alone
I have to thank my friend rhymezone.

8573396
I'm glad you liked it!

8570637
🐎/10

8570481
The world needs more erotic limericks. I appreciate your contribution.

8605528
I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thanks for the reading. :twilightsmile:

I came because of a rhythm, but stay for the mare who found anal to be divine!:moustache:

Great job!

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