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The stories are all in my head, you get to read some of them.

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Discord, eternal lord of chaos, bringer of the random day, bearer of pranks assorted, inventor of the self-mutilating bread loaf.

Everyone in all creation is terrified of him every time he returns. there's just one problem, his name is Dave, he just doesn't get it! In a supreme act of spite, Discord even made him immortal and he still doesn't get it!


Anyways, Discord's back and Dave just happens to live in Ponyville now.

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Perfect, It's just perfect. That's everything I have to say. Good job

headcannon accepted.

OK good story it is very interesting to read keep up a good work update more soon. You should do a immortal human /nightmare moon and twilight sparkle story. :twilightsmile:

The title threw me off, I thought you meant Monty Oum.

This whole concept is amazing...

oh my pony-gods this has exploded faster than I expected

:trollestia:

To be fair, there's a very good change any human who lived that long would become that much nonchalant about everything.

Treating the absurd as if its a mere nuisance at worst, truly a fine case of the stiff upper lip and "Keep Calm and Carry On" effect. Dave takes it like a true Monty Python you could say.

Before reading the story: "Oh hey, this may be a rather interesting read."

After reading this story: :rainbowlaugh: how is it possible that one human could be so amusingly nonchalant about Discord's chaos enough that even DISCORD himself has a problem with it! This is brilliant.

First off, that thouroughly enjoyable, and I particularly liked the ongoing war of furniture in Dave's house.

But there is one thing that bugs me here, and it's the fact that I think you're understating Discord's reaction to Dave here. Discord revels in the reactions others have to his chaos, and for someone to not really react...i think it would trigger him to attention whore level status that this story doesn't even come close to approaching in this fic.

Then again, it's been two thousand years. At this point he's probably "stabilized" in his interaction with Dave, or at least as much as Discord is ever "stable".

7471675 ya i was going for a more "get out of here" reaction, discord of course shoos off dave because even his presence causes discord to be boring

also holy sunbutt this thing is getting 100 views a day!

Comment posted by Swashbucklist deleted Sep 6th, 2016

This was... Enjoyable.

Why not.

Oooh... This story was very funny and entertaining... I need new story...*looks at also liked* I'll read this...

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