• Member Since 10th Nov, 2015
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Decanus_Alexus


My honor is my loyalty.

Comments ( 17 )

I can tell by that description this is going to be one of the "what did I just read?!" Kind of fics and I am glad about that.

I thought this might be a comedic crack-fic.

I was wrong.

1,300 words of pointless gore and sadism followed by the one-liner from the title.
-8/10: Would rather gouge out my eyes than read again.

Princess Twilight Sparkle unleashed a mighty cackle as she watched her groinsaw rend Starlight Glimmer's recently brainwashed head in a mass of congealed gore and bone fragments.

I'm guessing you took inspiration from Thirty Hs? *takes a look at said fanfic*

Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull.

Yeah, definitely.

Fuck did I just read?

What the fuck is this?

Someone is a mindless fan of Whitekitten. What a dorkus.

... I'm drunk and I'm -angry- that I wasted my time on this. Literally a full bottle of Captain in now. And I'm -pissed-.

-siiiiiiiiiiigh-. Looking forwards to seeing the rage review I guess...

I don't know what I expected from this.

This was my reaction.
1 like=Twilight hugs you
ignore=Molestia rapes you

Without warning, the three sisters

Since when is Cadance Luna and Celestia's sister?

...And yes, I am choosing to focus my criticism on that.

7418059 Good catch. I probably would've seen that if it weren't for the gore-pumped stupidity of this story.

I quite enjoyed this.

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