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Non-brony. I make odd fanfictions wherever there are fanfiction sites. I read odd fanfictions wherever there are fanfiction sites. Call Me Kevin fan. I don't know what else to put here.


While Jim Pickens was serving terrible food with Grade F ingredients to the customers of his restaurant, he suddenly gets zapped by an unknown force and sent to a whole new world. This world, in particular, inhabits several creatures which look like horses. When Jim discovers these horses (who prefer to be called "ponies" even though Jim doesn't know the difference) understand English and are actually a society of their own in the land of Equestria, he decides to take it upon himself to integrate into their society, while trying to find ways to kill them. Don't worry though, that's completely normal behavior for him. It's not going to be a big problem for the ponies... probably.

Jim Pickens is a character in Call Me Kevin's Sims 4 gameplay series. The playlist can be found here. It's recomended that you watch some of the series before you read this, but I don't really care what you do.

It takes place before Jim moves to StrangeVille and I don't know where in the My Little Pony series this takes place in.

I guess this takes place in the earlier seasons, but I never watched the show. Equestria Girls never happened and is considered just a dream that Twilight had.

EDIT: This is the point of no return. Reddit user ShanePd00 on r/CallMeKevin found this fanfiction. I'm impressed he found it within 24 hours, let alone 2. He earned that silver award. I applaud you, good sir. Here's the reddit post.

Chapters (6)
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Comments ( 30 )

I see your a man of culture. Call Me Kevin shows great intelligence within you. Although I like Jog Manson more than Jim.

The subreddit r/CallMeKevin found this. I think it's only fair that I tweet him this... I don't know what to call it.
However, I personally am going to wait until I have enough chapters or until I finished this story.

Dear Pickens, I love Kevin's vids. They're actually funny and the jokes are weird. just like me.

The Dear Leader, in Equestria. Good lord this is going to be hilarious, hopefully Kevin will say something about this in his Sims series.

*sees this* YESSSSS AND DAMIT STOP AUTO correcting me device! Now to support my fellow Irishman Kevin and ignore the fact that my name is actually Kevin...I am not dear leader I'm a member of dear leader's army well actually Navy wherever that exist.

Chapter three? MORE LIKE BORE RAGNAROK!!!!

Regarding your portrayal of Luna, I'd say it's fine, I've certainly read worse interpretations.

Two Kevins? Impossible!

More like Lordvessel. Thanks for the feedback about Luna.

Just saw the cover art and this is immediately the best story. All hail Dear Leader.


I see you two are simple men (or women. We don't discriminate. Everyone dies in the hands of Jim equally).
See Jim Pickens somewhere and it's automatically the best thing ever.
I like you guys.

I can only read this in Call Me Kevin's voice which makes everything 100% better

Of course, both Spike and a purple pony behind him were crying at this beautiful rendition of a classic Johnny Cash song even minutes after he was finished.

I love this story even more

As a dedicated member of the cult, I can't help but notice you haven't once brought up Hagrid or Grognak the Destroyer, attorney at law. Please bring them up. Please. In the name of the Dear Leader Jim Pickens, amen.

Noted. Seeing as Hagrid has not interacted with this Jim Pickens, I will have to find a way to reference him through Kevin. I think I know how to bring up Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law, Esquire, M.D. though. I might even be able to make him a character in future chapters.

Death for the Dear Leader. Glorious.

P.s. I didn't get the ProJared reference until this chapter. Good parody names.

We had to get there someday.
P.S. Glad you noticed. My friend came up with the parody names (he's not a brony either). I said this in the Author's Note on Chapter 5, but I felt like saying it again.

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