For a man like Soarin, who so long ago became jaded and stopped caring about how others viewed him, innocence is a concept he couldn't care less about. He smokes, he drinks, bets on the ponies; name it, he does it, and that's how he wants it.

So than why won't he just go and do Scootaloo?

Thank you to Foals Errand for prereading.

Written for the 670 Member Foal-Mance contest.