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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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OMG~<3 I can relate to this sooooooo much because my fursona is a snail called "Emgen" with a white, orange and blue shell that loves incest. :ajsleepy: :eeyup:

If you get your own fursona, we could ERP sometime? :moustache:

Salutations my friends.

Some of you may know me as a fabled and famed reviewer here on FimFic and through my perusing I was linked this interesting story. While rather unique I found it was quite the entertaining little tid-bit. I raise my hat to you and commend you on this.
Anon did seem to be quite the lackadaisical halfwit, his triumph in the end with the loss of his virginity was truly touching.
I came like 8 times and now I need some soothing lotion for the scar I got from an unrelated even involving pools and fences.

~Sincerely
8th-Sin, story connoisseur

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Hello fellow pony lover :)
I know you from you the Deez Nuts fan club.

Anyway, about this story. To be honest, the first time I read it I was put off, but I was applying my daily cock-Vaseline (I received a bad burn after a toaster incident) and I couldn't help but find myself thinking of being covered in snails and without thinking ejaculated a thick load all over my keyboard. Who's going to buy me a new keyboard, huh?

Ketchup you waiting, huh?

This story needs to escargot away.

....You guys are terrible.
Please never change.

Make your cephalapod at home Anon. It's a little slimy, but psudon'tapod get a say in it. Snails are gonna rape you, and Snails is gonna watch. Snails may rape you too, while snails watch.

Edgy as fuck

I cry evertim

I dunno, for the first half, I couldn't get where the plot was going. It just seemed to slip through my fingers. After a while, I came out of my shell and decides to read the story a bit slower. Only then did I appreciate the true genius of this story.

10/10, You snailed it.

Oh my god... I can't read this...

Shit's slicker than a slip-n-slide and 5 times more awkward to explain.

I'm going to read this later, but first I have to mention that Escargot is a delicacy in France. So I fully expect to see some rapey dick sucking.

6404739 Fuck it. Close enough.

I really want there to be a sequel and idk why X3

Snail fucking isn't actually uncommon in Equestria.
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“And don’t worry, they’ll be very gentle when they get into your butt.”

Dad? I-is that you?

Wtf did I read?

I'm laughing too hard to answer that question myself. Any help?

100% accurate representation: i.imgur.com/tKxx5Pt.jpg

Goddamnit. I'm learning new and exciting things about myself with each of your stories I read, Pencil.

>no love darts
How inaccurate
0/10 learn biology

Severely aroused

Why does this keep happening?

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