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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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This story was quite a breath of fresh air.
6130127 Your pun is bad and you should feel bad.
I've come to expect better from you.
But not really because you're terrible.
...th-thanks for reading.
Hahahahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! ha, yeah this was fun to read, hopefully you'll make more like this.
6130127 Beautiful my friend... *sniffs*
i dont understand why this made me laugh so hard!
6130587 It's because you're a terrible person.
Like me.
6130640
aww! i found a new friend!
Moral of the story. Don't fuck about with a human.
omfg this was so good!
HE WAS BEGGING FOR IT! DID YOU SEE THAT WAY HE WAS DRESSED?!
Well that was different.
Worth the read, if strange.
I'm just waiting for the first person to remove the comma in the chapter title.
6131075 I'm fairly certain my intent was clear, heh. And if it wasn't to some people, I have yet another reason to lose faith in humanity. So there's always that.
Not sound sound rude or anything but for him to stay inside all he had to do was say that he is agoraphobic and explain it to Twilight but nope, he kinda sorta deserved what happened to him. Miscommunication kills for both parties.
I can understand hating it, but how does someone develop a fear of the outside?
6131823 Well for all we know this could be one of those neckbeard fat turbo nerds that don't want to leave their home cause they are to busy playing League of Legends or playing Hearthstone.
6131823
By spending generation after generation inside self-sustaining cities. Agoraphobia is universal among all Earth-born people in Isaac Asimov's Robot novels (The Caves of Steel, The Naked Sun, and The Robots of Dawn).
6131823
Welp, time for me to stop being a snarky little shit and get serious for a moment.
I have pretty severe agoraphobia. It's well managed, and I still ride the bus just about every day (because I'm nice to the environment and shit), I still go to work, still do my job, still sometimes go out to restaurants. But I honestly used to be much worse. It hit a point where I couldn't answer the door or go get the mail every day. Grocery shopping made me shake all over, and I have fainted/thrown up in public. More than once. Which is really a shame because I actually like being outside, and in certain situations I quite enjoy it! It's just the effect it has on me is...less than fun.
I can't tell you precisely why this started, but it's something that I've had going on since I was a child. I do know that it feels like I'm literally dying sometimes when it gets really bad. I can't breathe, my heart hurts, I feel dizzy...it's just hard to even function. Most of the time I can kind of suck it up and deal with it, but I'm still genuinely afraid of going outside. It's not being afraid of any one thing, and I do wish I could explain better, but just know that being agoraphobic is crippling and terrifying when it's at its worst.
So of course I have to poke fun at it and be cheeky at it and shit, or the fear wins. And I hate that bitch, so gotta make fun of it.
Plus I know how that feels and I love tormenting Anon.
It...pleases me.
...now back to your regularly-scheduled shitposting and puns.
6131954
This. was. Delicious!!!
The case needs to be taken to the Supreme Court in Canterlot.
6131954 Dayum, you got it rough too huh Pencil? I too really hate going outside, though mostly because i don't want to interact with people. I feel nervous, stress out and all that shit whenever there are presence of other people near me. I don't know if it at the level of phobia or not, even if it does it pretty light compare to some others. So i guess i could say i somewhat understand how you feel.
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[Change brain setting: On Internet]
Oh my holy toaster god, AnonPencil didn't put down weird fetishes in his fic?
Welp, i guess i won't be going out today. It's gonna be raining lemon juice.
Twilight needs to look up what a severe phobia can do to a person if stimulated.
TL;DR Twilight is a moron in this fic.
I am not saying you handled her character poorly, poorly if anything it was spot on.
Excellent.
~TOOWC
6131885 Asimov had agoraphobia too, he used it in a lot of his works. Art imitating life and all that.
6131954
You should write about other mental disorders, like depression and schizophrenia. Lord knows I can't write, maybe you can.
6191135 Eh, I don't really have any of those, so I wouldn't be able to express them well.
200 hats. Keep it up!
I was laughing myself sick at the end, exellent work!
*reads opening lines*
*looks at date published*
*looks up when a certain game came out*
Huh...
6130127
6903604
I genuinely have zero idea what you're referencing.
6905919 The opening lines were eerily similar to the opening lines the final boss of Undertale's genocide run says before you fight them. I was wondering if you were making an Undertale reference, but this was published a few months before.
6212188
Hey..hey pencil....hey pencil....hey pencil
The easiest way to deal with schizophrenia is grab two boxes of Mike n Ikes a lockable iron cage and a bible....wait it out.
7035392 I don't get it...
7060395
you aren't supposed to friend you just have to accept it.
7060952 Oh, okay then.
Fucking brilliant
My senior quote right there
Thankfully my fear of the outside is not this bad
this was comedy?
6131954
Never fainted or thrown up, but I'm rather reliant on Lorazepam to act like an almost normal, not twitchy, stuttering mess.
Anyway, the ending was hilarious. Didn't see that coming.