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Sirvanilla


Part time reader, writer, gamer, and cook, with a passion for MLP and Dwarf Fortress.

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9 out of 10 needs more fuck. - IGN

Gotta read this in Dennis Quaid's voice from that one video of his.

It's the Fucking drinking game! Fucking drink every Fucking time they Fucking say Fuck!

Fuck/10, would narrate the fuck again - IGfuckingN

(While I'm still fucking here, you might want to add your fucked-up fucking story to this fucker of a fucking group: FUCK)

:flutterrage:FUCK !

:moustache:Hi Rarity you need any fucking help with your fucking dresses?

:raritystarry: Precious Scales where ever did that come from?

:moustache:Beats the fuck outa me. . .:twilightoops:

:rainbowlaugh::pinkiegasp::ajbemused:

She had snuggled up into her nice, warm, fucking bed after a long day of intense fucking study

this really threw me off due to the study part being on another line. oh and its studying not study

Obligatory:

Wow, I can't believe you guys actually like this! For the record, I hardly ever swear at all for the most part, this story was born entirely from the twisted sense of humor that sleep deprivation brings. But I'm glad to see that at least a few people enjoyed it! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a nap...
-Sirvanilla

:pinkiehappy: This is fucking brilliant.

Fuck.
I don't fucking know what the fuck I just read, but it was fucking awesome. Fuck those fucks who fucking think they can fuck over this fucking great fucking story with fucking thumbs-down. I fucking have no fucking fucks to fucking give about their fuckery.

I have no fucks to give

6200894 Write your will first.

I can only read this in Peter Capaldi's voice.

Oh Malcolm Tucker, you are a one.

fucking amazing for your first fucking story

Chapter name reminded me of this clip from South Park.


There were several typos, but who fucking cares?

This was hilarious and I can definitely relate. I once had a large housefly in my room that continuously made a racket late at night, driving me insane. It took me a long time to catch the little bastard and finally kill it. Needless to say, I was not a happy camper.

You know, I can't help but thinking that this wouldn't have reached the 1,000 word minimum if it wasn't for the word fuck.

Comment posted by Sirvanilla deleted Jul 15th, 2015

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At last count, there is a total of about 105 fucks and variations thereupon, about the same denisty of fucks-per-sentence that you get from the average gamer on YouTube.

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I finally found the little beast, a cricket that had escaped from my brother's lizard tank. Needless to say, its end was swift! :pinkiehappy:

6206633 In that case you would have fallen short by 68 words, not as bad as I thought. I think most Youtube gamers are closer to the inverse of this ratio to be honest. Also, Hilarious typo...

You're in her somewhere you little fucker

:rainbowlaugh:

I don't even have to read the story. the title and the description are enough for an up vote.

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8/10 too much fuck- IGN

Was that supposed to be the end of fluttershy?

T'was a fun, absurd and very relatable story.

I keep a bottle of chlorine ready for the express purpose of killing these fuckers. To hell with pesticides! I I use the power of the elements to kill my bugs!

The fucks,
Have been doubled :moustache:

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

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As near as I can figure, Fluttershy and the cricket were having a tea party in Twilight's basement, and I guess she was talking and the cricket was chirping. I guess Fluttershy had stepped out for a moment when Twilight arrived, and when she came back, she was barely able to shove her cricket friend out of the way before Twilight unleashed her death beam, reducing the yellow Pegasus to a pile of subatomic ash. As near as I can figure anyway, I really don't know what I was thinking at the time for most of this...
:derpytongue2:

And still it chirped.

A sentence without the word "fuck"? I am disappointed.

Wow, reminds me of every time I'd go to bed at my old apartment.

This is the only wish fulfillment fic I've ever enjoyed.

Holy Fuck! That is alot of 'Fucking'. :rainbowlaugh:

Probably the best fucking story on fucking FiMFiction.

I have a fucking complaint, though. Instead of Princess Fucking Twilight Sparkle, I think you should fucking change it to Princess Twilight Fucking Sparkle. It just fucking rolls off the tongue better. Fuck!

IGN's motherfucking review on this fuckcicle would probably be 7/10, too much fuck. But does it fucking look like I give a fuck?

Due to the fucking abundance of fucks lying around, I'm going to make a fucking fuckleberry pie. Just fucking ask if you want some. Fuck...

Have a pleasant fucking afternoon. What the fuck. It isn't fucking afternoon? Go fuck yourself. I just fucking love oxymorons.

This looks like a good place to leave this...

IT'S TIME FOR A DEATHBATTLE!!!!!!:flutterrage:

I fucking love this goddamn fucking story! :yay:

Had a similar situation (someone dropped a bag of crickets while feeding the lizard) and just grabbed my softair pistol and shot at the bloody thing, killed it before the magazine was empty too. Never seen something explode like that before. 'Twas a quick death. :pinkiecrazy:

I’m probably wrong here, but...






























I think she like the use of the word fuck

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