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Brass Polish


Draws the line at the end of Season 7.

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Spike discovers that the fire he produces is a flavour enhancer for whatever it may cook, and so does everyone in Equestria.

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Well, this is fun and interesting! Like and Fav!:moustache:

I enjoyed this story!
Light hearted, funny and a down right good read of randomness!

This would have a prefect episode for season 5!
Great job!

Special flavor,I get it from kissin Rarity?:raritywink::moustache:

:facehoof:SPIKE !

That was cute.:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::derpytongue2::yay:

Could've been an actual episode. Nice. :twilightsmile:

Dragons = not pests’. I never knew any domesticated ones until I met you.”

Not sure if Speciesist or Speciesist...

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today I learned that, in addition to being a great Fax Machine and bug repellent, Spike is a great spice rack.

Your fellow princess, Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight will like spiders once she sees the giant spiders that eat changelings!

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Either that or be horrified beyond comprehension and never be able to sleep again and end up sealing herself in a spider-proof shield. :twilightoops:

This is a really fun concept. There's only as much conflict or substance as the average for fanfiction, but I'm enjoying it nonetheless.

“I’ll be sure to add to my notes ‘Dragons = not pests’. I never knew any domesticated ones until I met you.”

That, though, was horribly racist. Spike should've told Lazybug to go f**k himself.

There's no reason Spike can't simply moderate how often he participates in grand events. It seems pretty selfish to provide such a nice service to society only to take it away just because it's too much work...or more specifically, because he chose to work too hard.

And you'd think Spitfire would be less frantic over her missing money and more concerned about the kid who slipped off her back from several hundred feet up in the air.

Spike should have cooked that mare after that pests joke.:ajbemused:

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