5299982 Commander Hurricane Fucks Every Mare In Cloudsdale by Cloud Hop. How about that one?

Ok this was a bad ending, how to unlock a good ending? :D

I'll admit, I didn't see that ending coming. Discord's master plan truly was magnificent.

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5305549 Seems like a good ending to me. Discord wins! What else could anyone possibly want?

Saw this ending coming, it was in your face the entire time, dat ending though, it was funny, left my sides all sticky because of my laughing, I came here for a good story and also got an ending.

Meh

Hook, line and sink. Game, set and match.
Eight outta ten, from characters being majorly OOC apart from Discord.

5305549 I'm not sure what kind of ending you were expecting. The story started out wrong and could only end... wrong-er.

Pinkie collided with the curved bubble, her condiments et al. coating a good portion of herself and the force field. “Hey!” she chirped. “Let me in there this instant!”

Discord appeared on the verge of being sick. “How ‘bout no. You’re weird. Weirder than her somehow.”

Pinkie's hair flattened a bit, and then frayed. Was she just rejected by a complete pervert who asked for almost all of her other friends!?

She turned to Twilight. "You know what? Couldn't we just turn him to stone?"

"Wait, what?" Discord paused, forgetting to stroke his member for a second.

"Or move him?" Pinkie continued.

Twilight stared blankly at Pinkie. Why hadn't she thought of any of that?

"Actually, that sounds like a good idea." Twilight nodded. "I'll go get the elements." She started trotting back to her library.

"Wait!" Discord held out a free hand. "Being turned to stone won't stop me from collapsing into a singularity!"

Twilight turned back. "I thought you said the elements were stronger than your dick." She smirked.

Pinkie frowened. "Wait a minute, weren't you in stone six hundred years ago?"

Discord froze. "Um..."

"Pinkie," Twilight called, "see if you can move Discord into a river or something while I find the elements... and Fluttershy, and Rainbow."

"Sure thing!" Pinkie saluted, the disappeared in a puff of pink.

"Now wait a minute!" Discord held up both his sticky hands, his tail stroking his member instead. "Stoning me will just make me harder, and everypony's just going to follow me if you move me." He crossed his arms. "Frankly, it would be so much easier if one of you, perhaps someone who truly knows how to be a good friend, would come up here and help a true true friend out."

Applejack threw a lasso around the magic shield. "Ponies usually can't outrun a river." She ran behind him and tugged.

Discord snapped his fingers and the shield popped. The lasso shrank around his body, but it just passed through as if he were made of smoke.

"Nice try, Applejack." He turned. "Unfortunately, thanks to the draconequii curse, I can't move from this spot until I'm finish--"

Suddenly, a pink Blur smashed into Discord. A sharp crack could be heard right before he shot into the distance.

"Finally." Applejack sighed.

The townsponies cheered.

Applejack walked up to her twitching, pink friend. "Uh, you okay sugarcube?"

Her left eye twitched once more. "I'll be fine." She said, grinning more widely than usual at applejack for a moment before disappearing in a pink puff. A pink blur now trailed towards wherever Discord was thrown.

5307750 Ha! Love it. So much thought put into the oddest concept of all. There were definitely a lot of other solutions no pony put forward, such as calling the other alicorns, doing some research into draconequus', teleporting the townsfolk away from the scene, placing a magic bubble around the market keeping others out, moving Discord somewhere secluded like a mountain top, etc. etc. But I'm sure Discord would have wormed his way around any such notions, or at least tried.

But then again this is a story about Discord jerking off in public, so rational thought should probably exit at the door.

5307479 You win.
You can retire now.
You have achieved godhood.
Good Day.
...I think I need an adult

Nope.

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5308347 I. Am. An. Adult.
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(Also: that was easy!)

5309168 The picture is broken, or thats my shitty computor.

And if that was easy, I shudder to think about your next story.

EDIT: Shitty computor indeed. And brain being stupid

I BLAME OBAMA

Super Dark End get!

Hilarious and awful all at the same time. What a wonderful time.

Cheers

5309168 I've added this to my all time favorites thing on my user page. It ranks at number two. Just because this thing is so horrifyingly weird.

5379303 I'm not sure how to take the news. On one hand I'm flattered I have such an odd power. On the other hand, this means I'm sadly better at my joke fics than my serious ones. This account has 2 stories and 28 followers. My other account has 12 stories and 47 followers. Has my calling been to destroy the minds of the unsuspecting public all along?

Maybe... maybe so...

5391541 May I please have a link to this account?

5391637 naturalbornderpy

5391668 Link's show through spoilers, btw

5391669 I obviously still have no idea how to use these buttons. Except for faces: I'll stick with faces.

5391707 Use glue. It'll help. Or tape. Or saliva. Or anything sticky.

Welll.....that was an ending, that's for sure.

Damn.

I mean DA-YUM.

Neat.

I did not see this ending coming.

And neither did Twilight

6352007 Oh, god. You actually came here. Understand now why I created a secret account for this type of crap? Not saying my other stuff isn't crap-ish, but... at least it's not this.

“Because as impossible as it may seem, all of you Elements of Harmony are somehow stronger than my dick.”

fucking what

How is it that this is so stupid, but I still can't stop laughing? Fuck you so much, naturalbornderpy. Fuck you.

6479858 Awe! I love you, too.

I told you not to click it.

6515413
And you really should've known better than to expect me to take that as anything but a challenge.

5309159 that's a lot of nopes

5391668 WAIT. WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A FUCKING DICK SLAPPING, DISCORD FUCKING SECOND. YOU ARE NATURALBORNDERPY?!?!?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?

...
...
...
*grabs bag*
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
*opens wings and drifts off to Fluttershy's were abouts still saying nope*
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.