• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Nightmare-Moon and the Haunted Vagina - TheWraithWriter



“Dear Princess Celestia: They say old spaces are haunted and I know you’re very old. So is your vagina haunted?”

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Comments ( 29 )

I'll forgive you if you put out the next chapter. :rainbowkiss:

5408774 Yyyyep. He caught some flack for that one. It was hilarious though

I loved it!

one mistake

What’s wrong is you’re using my bride to do it and you made her hate herself for well over a day. Luna replied, beginning to slide her coiled tongue up and down Celestia’s shaft as she scooted her body closer to her fellow alicorn. I’m going to end you.

I think you meant Nightmare here.

wtf...also could not stop laughing my @$$ off

5562399 I have to put out to earn your forgiveness?:trollestia:

5562461
OH SHI-
Nice catch. Totally missed that. Damn.
And this is why I'm purely a grammar editor.

Thanks!

AIP§ :rainbowdetermined2:

5562509 Yep. Hope those hands of yours are up to the task!

Best. Exorcism. Ever.

Luna needs to learn to knock

5562461
no, incest is just wincest.

:flutterrage:MOOOORRE NOW!!!:flutterrage:
:flutterrage:I WANT MOOORRRE!!:flutterrage:

I mean if thats alright:fluttershyouch:

Comment posted by Zolgo deleted Mar 10th, 2015

Chapter 2: Title:

Sex Solves All Problems

It actually does. That's why hate sex is a thing.

But then again it also causes problems, like this thing:
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>I'd much rather make a Justin Bieber joke, but he was created when Satan farted on Canada
>Please don't let Alexstrasza see this

6470687 I'd hit it if she'd let me.

Confusion boner isnt fun boner

You dead mate?

I don't even know how I got to this fic ... but that was funny.

6470687
What the actual fuck...

More please.

“I’ll call Twilight!” Celestia squealed joyously, a quill and scroll already flying towards her when Nightmare shook her head.

Um...

Update when?


Celestia followed like an eager puppy. A well-endowed eager puppy.

. . .
Update when?

8418232
Borderlands is the fuck.

anddd i need more

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