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I regret nothing...
5118244 That's the spirit!
Lol, this was actually fairly detailed. nice fic
5118244 REGRET IT AND NOW (Nice story)
I laughed.
I cried.
I had inappropriate thoughts.
Nice story
Hmm... I debating whether I would stay or not... Fuck it, I would take the chance... Between living with nothing exciting and going there, unless I had a damn good reason, I would stay. It fact, I would make a game of it. I would hide in the Everfree, And if they found me, they get a point. For every day I don't get found, I would get a point... But then again, that's me, Everything's a game to me.
This fic hit me like a ton of bricks. I am glad I read it I was thinking they were all carnivorous and human meat was a delicacy. I do wish... However, that they were not sex crazed and just normal. But I enjoyed the twist.
10,000+ words, eh? Wasn't planning on sleeping anytime soon anyway.
"Don't commit suicide. Kids, stay in school, and eat your veggies. Or else you"ll be raped by horses." That what I'll be tellin my kids, alright
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Thanks.
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Then I did something right.
Sweet Celestia, out of sorrow? From this story? What have I done wrong?
There's no such thing as inappropriate thoughts.
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Are you a gamer, perhaps? If so, I deduce you enjoy tower defense, survival horror, and a spice of Japanese H-games.
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I seriously have a hard time at trying NOT to imagine a hot and wet Lucario right now...
A curious thing, though. I'd imagine a Sex tag to be a dead giveaway as to the direction this fic is going to take. If I were to develop it towards your wild guess, I'd probably hinted with the Gore tag instead. Still, glad you liked it.
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Don't expect it to be shown in a canon episode, though. 
It's a pretty good lesson if you ask me...
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You got 1 out of 3 right.
Tower defense: Yeah it's fun at first ,But then it gets rather tedious.
Japanese H-Games: Gonna assume that "H" means "Hentai", To which the answer is no. Or at least, Very rarely.
Survival Horror: There's the winner. I do enjoy some nice horror games to get the heart pumping. The kind I like the best usually give me some form of protection, whether it be a sword or a metal door. Would most likely have to make a deal with the ponies about something like that, and it would have to be Non-lethal. (I wouldn't kill them, what do they think I am? A monster? )
Hmm... This might give you an idea for a sequel to this story.
... Pony-Rape Land, still better than winding up in G3.
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Just inappropriate people.
Fun story
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5152517 zecora said something not to keep it longer or something like that , I think other human exploded and become...
A Fresh meat for wolfI dont really know5152150
You said it.
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Yup, they definitely had all of their energy sucked out by countless sexual intercourses, until they became shriveled husks of skin and bones, like those apples Flutterbat sucked out of their juice. 
The latter, most probably.
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Thank, though!
Saying it with Photo Finish smiley. Like a pro.
5154396 o_o a horrible death, Eh good thing its not exist
I couldn't believe this guy, making no attempt to hide his powerlevel whatsoever. I decided to fuck around with this clown for a bit, and raised my eyebrows incredulously. "A brony...? You mean like those manchildren who watch this show all day and jack off to cartoon horses?" I said as I gestured at the screen, before smirking sardonically at him "What on earth made you assume that?".
At this point the nurse spluttered helplessly and refused to look me in the eyes, his face turning red as spaghetti fell out of his pocket.
For inappropriate HiE self-insert fantasies, take fic three to four times a day.
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Some horses are worth hell!
Whoa, this was enticing. The show is nothing like reality, huh? Should I be afraid now? Especially with the idea that the afterlife is now Equestria. Am I to be a sex slave? In some ways, and feel free to hate me, but there is a positive with that. I wouldn't know what it is, but someone would come up with something that would make the idea seem attractive.
I mean, Pinkie's Brew gives you a larger penis and makes sex better? No doubt there'd be some who would take it without thinking it through. Though I wouldn't think it'd be flat-out rape. These mares don't need sex all of the time after all, or is it more alluring to the idea that they share the same human, in which case, why are the mane six not fucking them during this story?
Also, are there other humans in Equestria during this? I very much got the idea that there were plenty before the character, and they went splat after falling from the sky before the jelly was installed, but surely some mares would have their own human, wouldn't they? With the huge horde, as well as Lyra, I'm getting the idea that there's likely fewer than ten. Or are they all dead from too much sex? Or did they all go to Zecora's eventually?
But, with everything that happened, they all turned lesbian. Oh, look, another positive. Threesomes with two mares! Ta-da, there you go. Still, this was a rather invigorating journey. A nice idea and twist on everything, though the 'every mare is a lesbian' idea is a little far-fetched. I mean, really, no stallions, at all? Did they all turn gay? I was getting that idea what with Big Mac, but is this Equestria just a homosexual world now? Still, certainly interesting.
Okay, just looking back through, I think I got an idea:
I'm guessing that it followed the general trope of heat-based stories: the mares are fucking rabid and scream for it, and so the stallions all run away. Huh.
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You get a point and a sip of Pinkie's Poison Joke Brew for over-analysis.
Still, so that no thought-out comment ever goes unanswered,
let me answer what I can:
I can't find any negatives, though the protagonist has higher moral standards than me... Ponyphilia? What the heck is that, even?
It boosts your stamina, increases the sexual pleasure, enhances your dong, what's not to like?
But heck, I would risk my chances without it... 
But there are many more than the main 6 in Ponyville, though... Assuming you could do 2 (or 4 with Pinkie's Brew...
) daily, you would need about 4 days to handle mere 100 of them... There's no clear record about how many mares live in Ponyville, but it could very well be more than a hundred. And not every mare would last those 4 days. Look at Sluttershy, her wings ache for action every day. 
Because they wanted to poison the protragonist with Pinkie's Brew first. They were already wary of case 127, i.e. non-cloppers by the time he got there...
There are none. They probably come far too few and far too far between to satisfy Ponyville's needs. Granted, several first humans (before Twilight invented the intercepting sludge vats) went splat--coincidentally, I wonder what happens when you die after you have already died, but that's more of a philosophical conundrum
--and were of no use to the mares there, but after the vats they were intercepted without problems. Also, there were at least 126 cloppers who visited Ponyville before the first non-clopper and the need to conceive Pinkie's Brew, so I'd guess the demand is pretty high if they fight that hard for their every humans. 
That's highly unlikely. Twilight most likely governs the whole racket, obviously putting her and her closest friends' needs before other ponies (hence the Lyra's incident). But it all points towards rather a short "use period" for the humans either way. I'd rather picture them as a drug which--granted--lasts for several times, but eventually expires and happens way too rarely anyway.
Yep, they probably wither away from too much sex eventually. I've seen worse ways to go, though...
Na-uh. Their soul can't go back if their body was damaged too badly. Pillers, hangers, drowners (assuming they won't wake up at the bottom of the lake again...) can probably go to Zecora and have a trip back, but what about burners, cutters, or car-jumpers? Not much of an undamaged body left to come back to, wouldn't you agree? Hey, you asked...
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Yes, with mares so sex-obsessed that they can have a way with their pets... But maybe Sluttershy is a special case?
Either way, have fun and I pray for your stamina and endurance. 
Where have you gotten that idea from? My fic?
Well, they certainly tried to find some relief among themselves, but not many liked it. 
If they did, what use would they have of a passing human? 
Ee-nope.
All gone. 
Ee-nope.
Least, I don't think so. Big Mac was probably fed up with his sister
) using him as a sex toy, so he turned gay out of spite and ran to Appleloosa when he lived happily with Braeburn ever after. 
Other stallions? Well, there has never been many in Ponyville (and probably whole Equestria) in the first place. Short supply, huge demand, should mean great price for their services, right? Basic economy and shit. 
But, alas, a stallion is not a sack of potatoes, and his endurance is not infinite. 
s(and his gran-gran *shivers*iambrony.dget.cc/mlp/gif/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-this-is-clopping.gif
Goddamnit, you made over-analyze my own story!
And that's how you override knighty's 20-smileys limit for a comment.
I dont know why but i got a feeling that celestia have a dungeon full of human slave o_o
I'd come back with guns lots of them, and liberate my human comrades from being pony raped.
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Not that there's anything wrong with it... 
In fact, such politics would come of use in modern Europe. 
Are you American? 'Cuz they seem to solve every problem with guns (and lots of them).
Sadly, it's already too late... The humans who came before the protagonist of this story are already gone from Equestria.
5164286 I'm totally american and would totally solve this problem with guns. And couldn't the protagonist or "brony" simply take the pills again but with a handgun strapped to his side especially because he wasn't naked when he came through.
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How much bullets do you think you could carry? Do you think even one could pierce Twilight's magical shield? How good would your aim be under Rarity's needle barrage? What if you had a one-on-one gun duel against Pinkie's not-so-party-anymore cannon?
And--above all--would you truly shoot a
sex-crazed horsepony?Ya know, I'm just askin'.
5165478 Well of course I would kill a
sex crazed horsepony especially if it was there intention to make me a sex slave. And I wouldn't do an all out charge against them I would stalk them be a ghost. I'd take out Twilight first silently before they knew what hit them. Next on the list would be Pinkie shes too random to leave unaccounted for. Next the others would be too confused, too scared to do anything before I slowly took the rest out. And if I used the element of surprise I wouldn't need more than one magazine to take them all out. After all hostile targets were taken out I would burn down Ponyville luring the princess in for a trap and shoot her when her back is turned. When all is said and done i'd go too the Zebra and go home maybe shoot her if she tried to make me do her "payment".This story was amazing. A very interesting read have a thumbs up and a fave.
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Thank you.
If I was there, I would have asked how much was in some way genuine, and how much was bullshit?
Ugh, that brings up another point: Who knows how many diseases are strapped to those things in Equestria by now? Maybe THAT's what killed the other humans... Bleh.
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You have nothing to regret.
well... if i was in there i bont know what could happen... but in for sure that my little pistol and machete will have some action
I hate dick girls. Yea i said that! So what!