Blackjack, an incompetent security mare from the dystopian Stable 99, suddenly has her monotonous life turned upside down when the stable is invaded by vicious raiders. Blackjack flees the stable with EC-1101, with the wasteland in hot pursuit.
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( you gan 2 extra lives use tham wall)
Maaaaaan, these chapters are so full of awesome, whew...
OH, I SAW YOU DV ME... Random person consider your body Downvoted.
Glorious chapter well done man, well done!
Hahah!
Iiiiiiiiiiiit's heat week!
Best. Moment. Ever.
I just fell out of my chair in my art class from these !!
of a way
looks ?
Once up
Royal pains in them ass. Another chapter, oh talk about double standards. Looks like Glory expanded her horizons alright. Interesting, who will be given the crown.. damn it these cliffhangers for answers.
Oh man, Lancer was having sexy thoughts! This sets my ovaries atingle~
And after a brief hiatus... back to the grindstone. ...I don't know how many folks would consider a 300k word story a break... but when the break is from a 1.8m word one... Like the man said, it's all relative.
Noblesse Oblige, eh? Heh, I'd pray for Blackjack's continued service as a savior, buuut I don't believe in prayer. Given the nature of the 'goddesses' in this particular tale, it's probably as well.
Speaking of... while that whole mess is coming to a head soon, I'd think, it's something of a weird move as a major plot point. I'd say most readers know it's not going to work out for Trixie, unless we're going into AU territory... so what's the angle here? Not exactly tense for us given that another story spoiled the twist... and given everything Psalm's done I can't say I much care what happens to Lacunae. If she makes it through what's coming, fine. If not... equally fine. Religious fanatics have never been soft spot for me... did I mention I don't believe in prayer? All that said, it'll be interesting to see it play out.
Oh, Charm... you silly little walking irony. At first I liked her. I thought her eagerness for Blackjack to cause havoc came from some desire to shake things up in the Society. Alas, it was just a spoiled little rich brat wanting to see blood because she doesn't know she can bleed. Still, Scotch beating the crap out of her... with Rampage's help? Gold. The whole getting crowned thing in general has been hilarious. Airships don't come easy; I've played enough Final Fantasy iterations to sympathize there. ...Don't think I ever got coronated (not technically a verb, but I didn't want to use crowned twice) in the process though. Kudos. RIP King Awesome... you lived up to your name.
Oh look, the Dealer going back and forth on philosophy again and how evil the Ministry Mares were, how very new and intere-zzzz..... Equestria did really well for a very long time in terms of both order and virtue. The occasional issue over the course of millennia is only a bad track record if you suck at math. Further, it didn't fall apart because of the paragons of Harmony... it was ponies like Echo, and Goldenblood, and Psalm. Never forget that. At least he calls out Blackjack as a mare who should act rather than ponder, and accept that failures happen. But, if I had to choose... I'd say Twilight and the others didn't fail Equestria. Equestria failed them. So'd the gorram zebras, but we won't see anything about that in this fic. Nope, they're shiny as fuck. Hell, Blackjack wants to fuck Lancer. Yeah, heat, whatever... remember when he shot all those zebras, BJ?! I won't mention him shooting you... everyone's done that. Hell, I think I might have. I don't even own a gun, or exist in your universe, but it's still a possibility. Between sparing him, and Dawn a chapter back... Well, that's not new, at least, but you think you'd learn a little about taking out foal killers before they can... you know... kill more foals! But hey, if the ponies in your head consider it a win.... Frankly... when did she start seeking the Ministry Mares' approval again? Didn't she want them punished for their crimes? So wishy-washy. And speaking of those ponies in her head... yeesh, I never thought I'd see a fic where I wanted Fluttershy to shut up. I swear, every time I read 'Be kind!' I want to load up Fallout 4 and shoot something in its face. Regrettably I'm often at work. It's not kindess that spares these monsters; it's guilt. The same as them? You're a silly pony. The bridge didn't teach you anything. I'm ambivalent on that, but not surprised. Ah well.
Dealer's big on freedom. Hey, me too. Thing is though, if you're free you gotta own your choices. Why you make em matters, but not as much as that you make em. Sanguine... once you factor in what he did there's nothing in his reasoning that weighs enough to balance it out. Ditto, Deus. I'd say Lancer and Dawn are probably in that same boat, or at least following the same course. Security?... Then maybe stop not taking down criminals just because you're a dirty cop. If action movies have taught me anything, those are the best ones. There's more to being kind than letting everyone off the hook. ...Too bad this Fluttershy whining in her head was pre-Breezies, I spose.
On a less prickly note, and while we're on the subject of kindness (don't question my segues, I may or may not be drunk) that author's note... Somber, hope things are going better. I know what it's like to go without work for awhile... and get some nasty questions both internal and external.
Hahaha
Well Lancer has Already shot her so he's a part of the group by default.
Another spectacular Chapter. I am interested in who the third party who gets the crown will be, since I have a hunch it will be a third party... but this one may end up being wrong. I'll just have to wait and see.
Charm, for me, was a rather forgettable character, fun, but forgettable. When she showed up... last chapter? It was fun, but I quickly forgot about her. Also, now I am going to have the idea of Blackjack rutting Lancer in the back of my mind... thanks. >o<
Ahhhh Mares in heat. Can't wait for it to hit Scotch in Homelands, can't tell who, but got a hunch she'll jump Skylord XD
Well, that was a weird chapter. I feel enough of what happened last time has been justified, but on the other hand, you could take this whole thing as one long justification. >.>
Pleased to get a reckoning over what Lacunae did (I kinda figured it was something like that, though it brings to question just how much of Blackjack's emotions have been her own since they met), and finally some acknowledgement that she's Psalm. That whole sequence was fantastic.
Y'know, no one ever talks about Blackjack being Big Mac's descendant. <.< I mean, he's almost as important as Twilight to pre-war Equestria; half this story has been about how important he is. But Twilight always gets all the credit. (It means Blackjack's about as related to Littlepip as she is Grace, though. Gross!)
So Charm loses all her "best filly" points, and they all go straight to Scotch Tape for kicking her ass. :D Also, I love that bit about Rampage promising to show her how to torture a pony. It made me quip that she was "spiky punchmom". And then I thought about how great it is Scotch has so many moms to go with her dad: spiky punchmom, metal shootmom, alicorn crymom, and Rainbow Dash. :V Boo is the family dog.
Speaking of, she seems to be growing more... aware? Sentient? It's sort of unsettling.
And yeah, first Harbingers, then Lancer. >.> "Security" means nothing in this place. Or does it? :V
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This has been entry 09182453 in People Not Noticing or Caring About Big Macintosh. :D
(Re the relation, remember they're like 12th cousins--it's might be more than "father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate," but not by much.)
You've got this entirely wrong. I've been maintaining for years that Boo is the family cat. :V
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point being that she is the pet >:B
I feel like that guard was a reference to Johnny the guard in metal gear solid. Always gotta shit when important stuff is happening.
laughing so hard i'm out of breath
oh Gawd no
Yeah, you seriously have a problem, BJ
So! Blackjack finally gets word out to atleast one soul in the wasteland!
pity it's the one and only pony who can't communicate the danger...
Anyway, it was also very enlightening to learn more about Lacunae.
I know Psalm was messed up, but not that messed up.
Still, it was almost painful to see how she ended.
such primordial times for the wasteland. Everything just beginning, and Psalm runs right into the Goddess.
I suppose it would make sense though for those countless sins to corrupt even a being as grand as her, though. Like tar in a pit of water. Or blood in a pool.
But her pleas...those last words, a graph for any help...
she truly had the saddest end of all. The ultimate victim.
Win!
I somehow find this both terrifying, AND adorable at the same time.
Yep. Adorable, adorable murder.
I want a Boo.
Lancer needs to get his head on straight, and reign in his other one.
Think you mean Psalm
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At that point the Goddess is talking to Twilight, with Psalm overhearing; the Goddess isn't yet even aware of Psalm's presence.
This is Blackjack at her best, badass doesn't even begin to describe her.
I've got a quick question(s): What's Princess Charm's "Full Name" and what are her, Splendid, and Grace's cutie marks?
(If they were described I missed them.)
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As far as I know, "Charm" is her full name, and none of the three has had a cutie mark described.
So many great scenes once again. Love the knife scene though.
Who else wanted Blackjack to put her tongue in Lancer's ear?
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You're not alone!
... I'm with Rampage here! These people are horrible! No survivors!
Why????
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I was expecting that 😅
My guess is she's going to make a democracy? 3 is an odd number right, might as well split the power between all three of them
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That's a Triumvirate, not a Democracy. Democracy is when the people can put you in to, and perhaps more importantly take you out of, office by voting (if they use violence it's a revolution).
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Me!
OW OW OW!!!!! Why does my forehead hurt so much??
I don’t know. Obviously, Blackjack is right that no one pony is responsible for the evil the Goddess commits. But there’s no way that Psalm wasn’t an influence. Those memories of hers are so extreme they had to leave a lasting mark.