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MSTifying ponies since 2012.

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This is an actual fetish. I think they call themselves 'looners' or something.

Very enjoyable, and an interesting choice of partner for Twilight. :twilightsmile:

Oh, Pinkie ... somehow, I could totally see this in the show. :rainbowlaugh:

I figured he'd be perfect, despite being a magical masturbation manifestation.

Same here. In my headcanon, Pinkie would have all kinds of weird fetishes and using party balloons as sex toys would be logical.

Ah I'm a bit disappointed I thought this would be a story where they would get off with a literal X as in the letter.

I don't know what to think.... On one hoof it's Dashie.... On the other Fluttershy is lacking.... What to do what to do.....

Yep. And after the main six, and Spike, are done, it's open to whoever you want to do. Repeat characters are welcome, too.


The rule, as I understand it, is that the featured character has to be alone, but they can fantasise.

So lucky Spike, Rarity DOES return his affections :moustache:...If only for reasons quite entirely different :duck:

5516485 That makes so much more sense now... I want to write one where a literal X is used now...

You're not the first to say that. The only pony who can pull that off would be Pinkie.

the “Snatch-Wrecker”

They don't beat around the bush in Equestria when it comes to naming stuff. :rainbowlaugh:

Y'know, a carrot was exactly what I had in mind, too. :trixieshiftleft:

The Snatch-Wrecker, guaranteed to leave horny mares walking funny and unable to sit down for a month.

Nice. Was curious about how this one would play out. Good job!

Glad you do. If you'd like to participate, feel free.

5583886 well I'm no good at clopfics but ill draft one up

Well, in a story by Regidar, Twilight has sex with an interrobang. The story is called Interrobanging, and it's NSFW.

I'll have to look into that. First time I heard of the punctuation mark, it sounded like a sexy interrogation technique. It still does.

It still kinda does to me as well. Good job on the parts of the story you wrote by the way, can't wait for more.

Some, like Twist's, showed a total lack of understanding; Twist had written that babies were delivered by the Lunar Stork.

Right! Everypony knows the Stork is employed by the Solar Throne, not the Lunar one. :trollestia:

5797063 and if colts were born, they were delivered by a buzzard!!
(Joke from "The Three Stooges".)

Luna masturbates with anal beads.
I WOOUULLDD write it, but sadly I cannot.

I'll have to try to revive it in the forums. If you've got an idea, write it up and share it.

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