• Published 29th Apr 2014
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i_want_a_son_or_daughter.php - Aryame



Thanks to my own genius (and quite a bit of luck), I've been featured multiple times and have managed to knock Lyra up multiple times, but the butthungry homos threaten our newfound security.

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4313277
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

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He just removed both the stories anyway. :rainbowlaugh:

4312499 You sir, are fucking hilarious.

I will gladly let you enter me

4313504
Grease up, buttercup :rainbowkiss:

4313520
oh yes aryame senpai

unf unf unf

Don't worry, I'll find those lackeys of evil.

*browses the groups this fic has been added to*

Aha. It's because there are homosexuals in the clop group.

We must purge the clop group of homosexuals.

By the way, this chapter is glorious! :rainbowlaugh:

"SHUT UP, BITCH!" I flexed us back to Equestria and Atomic Dropped her back into the club (RIP Ultimate Warrior).

I lost it right here. If you stop this masterpiece I shall come for you.

4313657
That was pretty MLG, but I think this may be even higher prestige.

OMFG can you become the new mayor of CWCville? Your cure for faggotry is of sounder and more legitimate nature compared to a bloody vaccine made from autistic blood.

Yes, Russel Crowe's singing stops lesbos cuz he's fightin round the world.

Never have my eyes bled from such righteous homophobia, sultry romance, invigorating dialog, and grounded scientific methods of travel (ATOMIC DROP IS OP MOTHERFUCKERS)

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman, almost to the point that it makes me want to stop being a fag. We'll talk when you kick Chris-Chan outta office ;-)

Never before have I laughed so much at a story like this one, this made my day. :pinkiehappy:

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Okay, but you gotta go 10-0 in a match
then climb the monkey bars
then go 20-0 in a match and climb the monkey bars twice

PLS CUM IN ME MOUTH

This PHP script gave me more feels than RIPbernice.css

4313866 Okay have a stringer:fluttershyouch::fluttershbad::yay:

4313895
NOW CUM IN MY BUM

4313925 Nah you already swallowed my AIDS infected cum:pinkiecrazy:

Have a nice day:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

4313897 :yay: dancing eggplants.

Les Miz = Miserable Lesbians.

My sides...I lost sight of them when they passed Saturn.:rainbowlaugh:

4314066
Two can play at that game!
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I don't even remember why I have this other than it involved comparing Optimus Prime from the movies to Russel Crowe for whatever reason.

This should stay in the box forever! :pinkiecrazy:

11/10 would most definitely bang. :pinkiehappy:

4314168
subskr00bz save the n00bz

you are a good person

Comment posted by IridiumHoof deleted Apr 30th, 2014

4314193
I find that judgments are best made by the readers, mate.

4314206
If you say so.
::EDIT::
Just finished reading through and I must say: the claws of Discord were strong with this one :derpytongue2:

That feel when the author of http://www.fimfiction.net/story/183756/the-mare-who-wants-a-human-child put a password lock on the story :fluttercry: why would he hide such a beautiful piece of art?

By the time I had reassured myself sufficiently for science's sake—

It was this part, right here, that caused me to facepalm whilst laughing. :facehoof: + :rainbowlaugh: = :yay:

Although stories like this aren't usually my cup of tea, and I'm an ignoramus in that I'm not 100% certain what this is meant to be parodying—if it's meant to be a parody of anything at all—but as is, it got a few laughs from me. The advertising itself was enough to make me check it out. I liked the meta comments about writing, particularly that in the first paragraph of chapter 2; I also found the wordplay pretty clever and funny too. I also appreciate that it pokes fun at things without appearing malicious (at least in my eyes). I apologize for not being able to come up with a brief witty funny comment—that's not who I am—but as I read it, it's enjoyable. I didn't find it really malicious, just really silly.

So I'll give it a like. Best of luck (if you need any at all) with the rest of it.

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i crei errytiem

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It'll be hard to read the original work, my glorious muse "The Mare Who Wants a Human Child," because it has been password protected.

Before you ask, I tried "guest". It didn't work.

I make literary magic! I paint the world with word pictures! I write like a mofo!

And then this makes the feature box...

Confidence now carpet bombed to hell and back in the face of this brilliance, I will now crawl into a corner and kill myself:fluttercry:

4314421

Before you ask, I tried "guest". It didn't work.

I tried "ur mum" and "fags r gey" and those didn't work either :raritycry:
He's just being modest, he doesn't want to outshine this clearly excellent fic


Aryame, goddamnit, I just looked at your avatar. Sie est mein neger oh purest of pones

Damn I love these kinds of stories. I applaud you good sir.

4314467
What can I say? I'm a weapon that fires prosaic projectiles, manufacturing sick rhymes like textiles.

I'm quite confused, is this some sort of Anti-Gay story or are the comments I've read just sarcastic...

4314577
don't die
your life has value (I assume)

4314655
Happy trails to you.
Until we meet again.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I GOT 20 DOWNVOTES THIS STORY WAS ONLY FOR MY TRVE AND KVLT FOLLOWERS NOT YOU SLANDEROUS TROLLS I AM SERIOUSLY CRYING RIGHT NOW YOU DISEASED HOMOS SOMETHING SOMETHING MORMONISM

I fuckin' love this guy!:rainbowlaugh: Story's funny as hell too.

4314655

Dude, you should go to the hospital if you shot yourself.

4314703
Insightful.

I find that sexy.

The winning is infinite. And you totally chose best sexy controversial OC pone to create this account. You are an amazing person.

I really want to read the original now.

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