You win an internet.

It's stuff like this that makes me love the internet.

4310623 I can't handle it. I have to stop every few seconds just so I can breathe.

You win FIMFic.

4310646 There is no help, only suffering.

Water u doing wif mai pone waifu. Done steel her from teh clubs m9!

As a coder, the whole all lower case underscored .php title got me. Stayed for the rest and didn't regret it in the slightest.

~~Flutter-Shy~~

Scented candles littering the room, I sighed in the rapturous bliss of God's love as I took my Lyra to our marital bed and tongue-punched her fartbox.

Ogod the imagery...
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I am wordless.

This gave me cancer in the best possible way. I love you (no homo).

A+

You sir, have turned a trash story into a masterpiece. Thank you

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10/10 best fanfic of the century. Nothing can compete with this; you have no idea how vigorously I masturbated to this.

I love you now.

Oh dear sweet Celestia, Luna, and stars above.

This is so godawful that I snorted everything I tried to drink for at least five minutes. (And I was stubborn enough to keep trying.)

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Let us run away together and spend our evenings on the banks of the river Seine.

Stay tuned for Part Two, everybuddy!

This seems like a funny parody-ish story and is getting good reviews but... I can't read it. The description is too vague on the stories origin. I'd have to spend most of the story trying to puzzle out what the source is in or to 'get' it leaving me unable to enjoy the funny.

Plus this seems to be your first story but I'm pretty sure your name is familiar.

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"The Mare Who Wants a Human Child." It's getting a lot of attention at the moment.

4310908 Well that explains why the description was so unhelpful, I haven't read it... I might have to change that.

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thump thump thump thump

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subshrek for more kek

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It'll hurt. There's an annotated version somewhere that will be easier to handle.

“Baybee! Mama’s gruntin out another little miracle! Get mama’s birthin’ bucket!” Lyra calls.

This part... oh my Faust...

What happened to the original? Did he delete it?

Great story! Really touched me emotionally! I definitely connected with this.

This is perfect.

4310932 Nah, it's still up. Now that I think about it, somebody should totally tell him about this.

inb4 Mister Citadel

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I ain't tellin' him.

He threatened to call the cops mods.

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Dang it. I wanted to tell him.

4311194 Holy fuck, he did. If I had any respect for him before, I sure as hell don't now. What a jackass.

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To call the mods what? Mommy?

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I tried to reason with him, but he said something about how his followers wouldn't have PM'ed him if it wasn't bad or some other stupid shit like that.

4311200 I'll totally tell him (if Aryame is okay with it, anyway).

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I wouldn't risk it. Knowing him, he'll find out eventually.

I've got an umbrella, nose plugs, and a full body CBRN suit waiting for the shitstorm to come.

COME AT ME, BRO!

Shit is still fun to play with, though. In the metaphorical sense, of course.

4311214 Yeah, I seriously doubt this guy can be reasoned with.

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I dunno, I left a comment telling him that he was being stupid (veiled, of course.)

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Seriously, I know, right?
Anyway, this was a great trollfic parody. Seriously. Keep up the great work and have a follow.

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After what I've seen with the two blogs he had before he deleted them, yeah, he can't.

this is magical

Oh no, this is... I'm simultaneously face-palming and chuckling.

Its missing a bit of creepy i control the world sub-text though, im sure you'll edit it in later

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You can stay tuned for chapter 2. I'll be droppin the deuce soon.
Because after these messages, we'll be right back.

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I can't wait to see chapter.

You should have Fausticorn appear at the end of the story and vaporize him for fucking up Equestria.

That'd be hilarious. And this story could then be added to "Fausticorn"

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In other news...
http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/316942/popular-stories-nyukkas

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You were at the top, which is how I found this story.

But, seriously, what do you think of the Faust idea?

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I think it sucks
so it may happen

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I think it sucks

Aww.

so it may happen

Yay!

DAFUQ.

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Well, sorry, I believe this was an appropriate reaction.

Mind you, it's a very positive DAFUQ. The original, well...

13/10 This story is sex.