Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.
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Granpappy is an old stallion he's seen a lot and done a lot that's he's not proud of, his 28 years as cop allowed him to get a front row seat to see the under belly of Equestria. He thought his combat training would prepare him for any situation.
And it had.
Until now...
Granpappy discovers a plot to overthrow the princesses that only he can stop, how can our hero stand up against the embodiment of evil.
Will he be successful...
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Good lord this is incredible
This story is the pinnacle of fiction.
4289073 Why the heck are you commenting with praise on your own fucking story!? That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen! You do know that we can tell it's your story, right? You're not just stupid, right? Oh, who am I kidding.
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4291001 if you take my comments seriously you are a dipshit, this story is complete and utter crap, I was making fun of my self.
-Your Glorious Leader Swimmingly
4291845 well quit it, making fun of you is what we're here for
4293735 aw thank you.
4294056 Bronies... supporting each other since October 2010
4291845 Oh, my. Please forgive me for looking straight over the so obvious sarcasm present in your posts. I mean, they are just totally swimming in all aspects of sarcastic tendencies, how could anyone in their right mind overlook that? I mean, it's not like another person named Dannykat in the comments section also reacted as if you were just being, heavens forbid, a total bitch. I thank you, good person, for correcting me on my so obvious error and revealing my incredible fallacy in the face of your literary genius!
4296886 K.
4296886 You aren't very good at the whole, "love and tolerate" thing, are you?
4298225 Hit the nail straight on the head, now didn't yah? I am, in fact, a total asshole. The most impressive, most impacting question in this situation however, is not if this is true, but if I care. Guess what? I really don't.
However, I do often give more constructive criticisms on various pages, and in fact spend my own precious time doing reviews and edits for the purpose of helping new authors not make the beginners mistakes I did. The thing is, my attitude in the comments directly reflects my opinion of the author based on their own comments. I saw something that I thought was wrong, and my tone in my comment showed it. Here's an obvious statement: I can be very blunt.
Though, honestly, I'm just wasting my time at this point. You, after all, are apparently one of those people who believes that everyone should constantly love and tolerate any and everything. News flash: If there wasn't any harsh criticism or asininely sarcastic bitches out here, no one would ever improve. We would all just sit around and tell each other how great our Mary Sue angsty red and black alicorn OC wish fulfillment stories are.
TL;DR: You suck, I suck, we all suck. Good luck with that electric boogaloo in space, paps.
4298284 thank you for standing up to Granpappy like that, that guy has been a disk to me recently. I appreciate it.
But seriously I'm an asshole as well, I do actually appreciate you spending time to comment on my crappy story.
I mean, really thank you.
-swimmingly
(I didn't even capitalize my name)
4298284 it makes me feel weird that you put that much effort into responding to a joke comment.
4298312 Of course! If you put effort into everything, a good payoff is certain! Well, not really certain, but sometimes occurs. 'Sides, I saw a bait comment and took it hook, line and sinker.
4298312 at least he has published stories, oooh burn.
Fite me m8
4298301 I probably should have been less of an ass, it's just a personal pet peeve of mine when people inflate their own egos, which is what I thought you were doing. I'm in high school though, so that pet peeve gets triggered a lot.
4298328 I get that man, I personally think humility is one of the things people have Generally forgotten about.
Which is a shame.
And i now realise just how hard conveying sarcasm through text is.
Heh sorry about that.
4298336 It's why I use excessive italics. Then they know you're being blatantly sarcastic, or else are having some kind of text-based seizure. I would honestly like to see people's expressions, though. Maybe then I could stop reading comments in robotic tones...
4298336 someone needs to invent an official sarcasm font.
4298346 apparently bold+italics= sarcasm
sarcasm
4298343 but italics means I need to click an extra button, and I'm really lazy.
4298349 Sarcasm outweighs laziness for me. Sarcasm is love, sarcasm is life.
Though trying to put italics in without the handy dandy button is just weird.
4298348 k
4298348 Oh no wait I got this.
Ahem.
SARCASM!
Now I just need to get it to blink neon colors...
4298356 well at least I'm published. Oooh burn.
4298363 that would be amazing.
4298364 that stings bro.
4298393 I know it does
It's been a while but I think it's time
