Day of the Granpappy 2: revenge of the electric boogaloo in space

by Swimmingly

Dawn

Granpappy was sittin at his desk watching the latest episode of my little porn. One hand was dropping spaghetti. The other hand was fappin.

"Oh renboo stick you wing up my bum" moaned fluttershy.

"Shure thing love" rainbow said.

"Granpappy came and blacked out 30 seconds in.

When Granpappy came too he was bound and gagged in a wedding dress.
Sirius black was waxin Patrick batemans back.

Morpheus came up and was all like "neo were sending you back... Back into the gaytrix"

Granpappy came and blacked out again.

When Granpappy awoke he was covered in poo in fluttershy head. Fluttershy was actually renboo.

He fell out of fluter shutes lubed up anal cavity.

He was drowning in Santorum, but then Swimmingky came up and saved Granpappy. Swimmingly has no gender. Swimmingly is legion.

"Ah cheers m8, I was drowning in the by product of gay anal sex" the sopping smelling grey old stallion.

"You smell get away from me faggot... I only saved you because it is my duty as a hero" it said with disdain.

Fluttershy started to decompose before the two ponies eyes.
Granpappy whipped out his tiny cock and fapped until he could no longer.
He blacked out.

When Granpappy awoke, he was bound and gagged to a chandelier in Swimminglys dinning room.

Swimminglys house was like bigger than celestia's.

The grandmaster of evil swimmingly was having a dinner party, they all took turns shooting the grey old stallion with aids. By the end of the first course Granpappy had more than 3000 AIDS's
He was still recovering from the sick rot he got from scootaloo. After Swimminglys guests were gone it lowered Granpappy down into a flaming fire pit of fire, where the table was.

Granpappy was unfased he used his mental prowess to cum buckets and extinguish the flames.

Swimmingly simply used its superior magic to glue a condom onto the stallion.

"Noooooooo" roared Granpappy with gayness in his throat.

"You should've never tried to trade blows with me, I am eternal" with that Swimmingly erupted into a lava.

"Oooh you can lava, I'm soooooo scared" Granpappy taunted. "I have the power of spaghetti as you can see by cutie mark" when he finished spaghettipovalypse rained down upon Swimmingly.

Swimmingly dodged obviously.

After that swimmingly punched Granpappy in the cutie mark and he died.

Swimmingly started desecrating the dead stallions asshole.
The immense size of Swimminglys met-pseudo-phallus revived Granpappy, and he came buckets and blacked out.

When he woke up he was gagged and bound with his legs behind his ears.
He saw a large machine moving towards with a large stallion hood on it aimed directly at his gaping asshole.

Around the room, the many aristocratic gents were all twiddling their moustaches saying "HNNNNNNNYEAH"

Swimmingly emerged, dressed in a A bane Mask.

"You have a choice, life as my bitch or death" Swimmingly!Bane said.

Granpappy attempted to reply but the phallic gag down his throat prevented it.
He thrashed around stupidly, his asshole opened in anticipation as the rapey machine inched further.

" ah I so you've noticed my personal assistant C.H.A.D or Chocolate Dick Anus Destroyer" Swimmingly laughed manically, as did all the aristocratic gents.

Granpappy tried to reply but he was so restarted he forgot he was gagged.

"I am your doom we will probs have a fite at tha end" swimmingly spoiled.

Then the author descended from on high and said hi.

Swimmingly used its horn on the author and it died.

Seeing this Granpappy once again came buckets and blacked out.

When he awoke he was bound and gagged with magic cloud chains, he looked around and saw renboo flying around throwing rocks at scootaloo.

"Stop fucking around agent renboo, if you didn't notice we have the captive, do your work" boomed the non-descript voice of Swimmingly.

"Oh yeah sorry luv" said renboo, while winging fluttershy's bum.

Renboo quickly dashed into her kitchen and came back with a few plastic tubs under her arms, upon further inspection he realised the tubs were filled with spaghetti.

Granpappy soon became aware of a hole in renboos cloud floor. She opened up the tubs and started to drop the spaghetti down the hole.

Granpappy let out an anguished scream "stop, this is between me and swimmingly just leave the sgetti out of it"

"Good then giv us what we want then luv" renboo replied britishly, whilst being a chimney sweep.

"What must I do" Granpappy asked his lips dripping with sgetti.

Swimmingly then teleported in to the room, and punched Granpappy in the mouth causing him to vomit sgetti.
"Gargle bl argyle gargle bler" garbled Granpappy.
"Stop vomiting faggot" Swimmingly said.

Soon enough Granpappy stopped vomiting long enough for him to ask "what do I need to do, all mighty Swimmingly?"

With that Swimmingly pulled out a pirate hat and eye patch "you'll be infiltrating the royal pirate navy, and impersonating the captain" Swimmingly said.

"Oh my gosh that's liek mah biggest fantasy" Granpappy fanboyed gayly.

He came buckets and blacked out.

When Granpappy woke up he was bound and gagged dressed as a pirate in the back of a special utility vehicle. Renboo was driving and Swimmingly was in the passenger seat.

"Ah you're awake, finally, we're about 15 minutes away from the drop off point" Swimmingly said flatly.

"Yeah, we're gonna drop you of up ere then luv" renboo said.

"Mmm mmmm grmmmmph phmmmph mmmmm" Granpappy tried to speak through his gag.

The two in the front, ignored the gagged stallion in the back, and continued driving towards the drop off point. The anticipation caused Granpappy to cum buckets and black out.

When he woke up he was bound and gagged, lying on the floor. Standing above him was Swimmingly and renboo. He was still wearing a pirate outfit.

"It is time for you to go Granpappy, Renboo untie him"

"Sure thing luv" renboo pressed a button on Granpappy's harness and all the straps came undone.

"Go on luv be free" renboo said as she patted him on the rump.

"Yes get out of here, but before you go I should tell you we've placed a communication device up you asshole, well use it to receive updates and give you commands, bitch" Swimmingly told the pirate imposter.

And with that Swimmingly and renboo were gone in a flash of black light...

Comments

[Swimmingly]

Good lord this is incredible

[Swimmingly]

This story is the pinnacle of fiction.

[DuskPhoenix]

4289073 Why the heck are you commenting with praise on your own fucking story!? That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen! You do know that we can tell it's your story, right? You're not just stupid, right? Oh, who am I kidding.

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[Swimmingly]

4291001 if you take my comments seriously you are a dipshit, this story is complete and utter crap, I was making fun of my self.

-Your Glorious Leader Swimmingly

[Reeve]

4291845 well quit it, making fun of you is what we're here for

[Swimmingly]

4293735 aw thank you.

[Reeve]

4294056 Bronies... supporting each other since October 2010

[DuskPhoenix]

4291845 Oh, my. Please forgive me for looking straight over the so obvious sarcasm present in your posts. I mean, they are just totally swimming in all aspects of sarcastic tendencies, how could anyone in their right mind overlook that? I mean, it's not like another person named Dannykat in the comments section also reacted as if you were just being, heavens forbid, a total bitch. I thank you, good person, for correcting me on my so obvious error and revealing my incredible fallacy in the face of your literary genius!

[Swimmingly]

4296886 K.

[Granpappy]

4296886 You aren't very good at the whole, "love and tolerate" thing, are you?

[DuskPhoenix]

4298225 Hit the nail straight on the head, now didn't yah? I am, in fact, a total asshole. The most impressive, most impacting question in this situation however, is not if this is true, but if I care. Guess what? I really don't.

However, I do often give more constructive criticisms on various pages, and in fact spend my own precious time doing reviews and edits for the purpose of helping new authors not make the beginners mistakes I did. The thing is, my attitude in the comments directly reflects my opinion of the author based on their own comments. I saw something that I thought was wrong, and my tone in my comment showed it. Here's an obvious statement: I can be very blunt.

Though, honestly, I'm just wasting my time at this point. You, after all, are apparently one of those people who believes that everyone should constantly love and tolerate any and everything. News flash: If there wasn't any harsh criticism or asininely sarcastic bitches out here, no one would ever improve. We would all just sit around and tell each other how great our Mary Sue angsty red and black alicorn OC wish fulfillment stories are.

TL;DR: You suck, I suck, we all suck. Good luck with that electric boogaloo in space, paps.

[Swimmingly]

4298284 thank you for standing up to Granpappy like that, that guy has been a disk to me recently. I appreciate it.

But seriously I'm an asshole as well, I do actually appreciate you spending time to comment on my crappy story.

I mean, really thank you.

-swimmingly
(I didn't even capitalize my name)

[Granpappy]

4298284 it makes me feel weird that you put that much effort into responding to a joke comment.

[DuskPhoenix]

4298312 Of course! If you put effort into everything, a good payoff is certain! Well, not really certain, but sometimes occurs. 'Sides, I saw a bait comment and took it hook, line and sinker.

[Swimmingly]

4298312 at least he has published stories, oooh burn.

Fite me m8

[DuskPhoenix]

4298301 I probably should have been less of an ass, it's just a personal pet peeve of mine when people inflate their own egos, which is what I thought you were doing. I'm in high school though, so that pet peeve gets triggered a lot.

[Swimmingly]

4298328 I get that man, I personally think humility is one of the things people have Generally forgotten about.
Which is a shame.

And i now realise just how hard conveying sarcasm through text is.

Heh sorry about that.

[DuskPhoenix]

4298336 It's why I use excessive italics. Then they know you're being blatantly sarcastic, or else are having some kind of text-based seizure. I would honestly like to see people's expressions, though. Maybe then I could stop reading comments in robotic tones...

[Granpappy]

4298336 someone needs to invent an official sarcasm font.

[Swimmingly]

4298346 apparently bold+italics= sarcasm

sarcasm

[Swimmingly]

4298343 but italics means I need to click an extra button, and I'm really lazy.

[DuskPhoenix]

4298349 Sarcasm outweighs laziness for me. Sarcasm is love, sarcasm is life.
Though trying to put italics in without the handy dandy button is just weird.

[Granpappy]

4298348 k

[DuskPhoenix]

4298348 Oh no wait I got this.

Ahem.

SARCASM!

Now I just need to get it to blink neon colors...

[Swimmingly]

4298356 well at least I'm published. Oooh burn.

[Swimmingly]

4298363 that would be amazing.

[Granpappy]

4298364 that stings bro.

[Swimmingly]

4298393 I know it does

[Swimmingly]

It's been a while but I think it's time