The Badly Written Life of Purple Prosie

by kudzuhaiku

Chapter 5

**BANG**

Putting our friend Flicka down. Good girl.

Comments

[Emtu]

Welp, at least you announced it and didn't just mark it cancelled.

I enjoyed what there was.

[kudzuhaiku]

4487802

Standard response

Start a campaign to save it. Give me a reason to keep going. It is completely dead. When I did update, there was no activity whatsoever. The comments section is almost completely dead.
What do I do exactly?

[StardustSurvivor]

i liked this, is it really gone?

[Jasmine Tea]

4487809 so you just killed two of your stories just like that? well I can't really force you to write anymore but, may I ask for a conclusion?

[kudzuhaiku]

4487864

Three actually. I killed three.

[Jasmine Tea]

4487870 well then, here's some funeral music.

[Derpyx0]

Aww! But I liked this!

[Emtu]

4487809
Yeah, looking at the stats, I see this story doesn't have anywhere near the interest that Chase, PLSS, or even BBtS do. I don't blame you for not continuing it, but I'm sure what few fans it did have would have liked a conclusion. Ah well.

[Beware The Carpenter]

[Beware The Carpenter]

[Beware The Carpenter]

P.S. why do you call this story Flicka?

[kudzuhaiku]

4488062

This was going to be a 100k+ piece about the writer finding herself, raising a foal for a while as a single mother, writing novels about the dangers of raising a foal that wind up as comedic best sellers, finds love with her editor, and finally becomes happy with her life.

Foal danger = projectile vomit that flies into your mouth and causes you to choke nearly to death as it goes down your throat and clogs your nostrils.

And so much more.

[frostingblossom]

Wh-why?!!!!!!! It was going so well.

[Crystal Static]

WHY?!!!!!!!!

POR QUE?!!!!!!!!!

NEDEN?!!!!!!!!

HVORFOR?!!!!!!!!!

QUID EST?!!!!!!!!!

POURQUOI?!!!!!!!

WARUM?!!!!!!!!

PROC?!!!!!!!!

PSE?!!!!!!!!!

I used google translate...

[Iroh Legoman]

4497601
Agreed
Ditto
Same
Also
Tambien

[Iroh Legoman]

Sees 'last' chapter:
Sh!t What the hell man?

Two weeks ago?: the Sh!t has been doubled

[Beware The Carpenter]

Just wondering; Was Purple Prosie ever going to find the father of her baby and tell him he's a father?

[nicklaich]

Another strory down. Yawn Yay!