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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Purple Prosie seems to have everything a writer could ask for. She churns out a successful book every two months, the Princess Cadance claims to be her biggest fan, Purple Prosie has financial security, everything seems to be going well to anypony on the outside looking in.

From the inside looking out though, it is a very different story.

Purple Prosie is a deeply flawed individual with two companions, Morose and Melancholy. She has a growing addiction to alcohol. She's bitter and burned out on love.

And she hates everything she writes.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 33 )
Comment posted by kudzuhaiku deleted Apr 23rd, 2014

Seems interesting enough, I'd stick with it if it continues.

Let me know what you think. I'm throwing this at the wall to see if it sticks.

It stuck, to my mind at least. :pinkiehappy:

I like what I see so far. I would keep reading this.:twilightsmile:

It would seem that the minotaur shit has hit the fan.:trollestia:
Very entertaining. Keep up the good work.:pinkiehappy:

It definitely stuck! I was scrolling through your stories, and this one caught my eye. With your recent fame and all, I'm hoping that you'll continue with this. Oh, and here are some errors I found:

The Princess Cadance

The Princess Cadence? If you say it like that, it should be:

The princess, Cadance

Her constant use of her typewriter and other magical applications meant that she could sit down, indulge,, and tuck into the entire lime custard pie.

After indulge, there should only be one comma.

Oooooooh, an incident, you say? I'm intrigued!

Awww..... I want one of those friends! Are they for sale? :raritywink:

Ha! I love it! Melancholy is best character for sure! I've never liked an OC so much before!

:rainbowlaugh: oh my goodness!
I love this!
~another story to the fav list~:twilightsmile:

I'm noticing a still continuing idea of single mothers :fluttercry:

Aside from that, this could be interesting; I can definitely relate to feeling discouraged about not writing as well as you used to or think you should, though thankfully I've never woken up with a wine bottle up my bum.

I'll give it a shot.

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:facehoof: The story.

I'll give the story a shot; not waking up with a wine bottle up my bum.

I could stop writing now and easily live off the royalties and accept the occasional movie deal. Except, I keep writing, a squirrel the money away,

and accepting the occasional movie deal.

I keep writing, and squirrel the money away.

Welp, at least you announced it and didn't just mark it cancelled.

I enjoyed what there was.

4487802

Standard response

Start a campaign to save it. Give me a reason to keep going. It is completely dead. When I did update, there was no activity whatsoever. The comments section is almost completely dead.
What do I do exactly?

i liked this, is it really gone?

4487809 so you just killed two of your stories just like that? well I can't really force you to write anymore but, may I ask for a conclusion?

4487864

Three actually. I killed three.

4487870 well then, here's some funeral music.

Aww! But I liked this!

4487809
Yeah, looking at the stats, I see this story doesn't have anywhere near the interest that Chase, PLSS, or even BBtS do. I don't blame you for not continuing it, but I'm sure what few fans it did have would have liked a conclusion. Ah well.

P.S. why do you call this story Flicka?

4488062

This was going to be a 100k+ piece about the writer finding herself, raising a foal for a while as a single mother, writing novels about the dangers of raising a foal that wind up as comedic best sellers, finds love with her editor, and finally becomes happy with her life.

Foal danger = projectile vomit that flies into your mouth and causes you to choke nearly to death as it goes down your throat and clogs your nostrils.

And so much more.

:fluttershysad::fluttercry:
Wh-why?!!!!!!! It was going so well. :fluttercry:

WHY?!!!!!!!!

POR QUE?!!!!!!!!!

NEDEN?!!!!!!!!

HVORFOR?!!!!!!!!!

QUID EST?!!!!!!!!!

POURQUOI?!!!!!!!

WARUM?!!!!!!!!

PROC?!!!!!!!!

PSE?!!!!!!!!!

:fluttercry::flutterrage::fluttershbad::fluttershyouch:

I used google translate...

4497601
Agreed
Ditto
Same
Also
Tambien

Sees 'last' chapter:
Sh!t What the hell man?

Two weeks ago?: the Sh!t has been doubled

Just wondering; Was Purple Prosie ever going to find the father of her baby and tell him he's a father?

Another strory down. Yawn Yay!

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