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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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Trixie Lulamoon finally encounters her first real fan, a unicorn filly that calls herself the Someday Great and Soon to be Powerful Hijinx, or Simply Jinx Because This Is a Mouthful. Jinx begs Trixie to become her teacher, and Trixie's ego is pleased with the prospect of having a student just so she can show up the Ever Annoying and Slightly Attractive Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Nothing ever quite goes as planned, especially around Hijinx, who might just be an even worse magician than Trixie.


Warning: Will eventually contain Twixie, the OTP. If this disgusts you, DON'T READ IT!

Edit: Yay! This Great and Wonderful Story has hit the Fabulous and Fantastic Feature Box! Huzzah! 5/6/14

Chapters (4)
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Comments ( 129 )

Is this Jinx from teen titan?:ajsmug:

“ThisisreallygoodcoffeeandJinxreallylikescoffeeandJinxisgoingtowantmorecoffee!”

:facehoof: Trixie, why.

This was my first thought while reading this.

4499138 You have never seen Teen Titans? :raritycry: It was a good series, you should watch.:coolphoto:

Incoming magic-related coffee-fueled disaster in 3...2...1...

:scootangel:

Looks like this might be a nice silly little ditty, although I'd kind of like Trixie to be competent at something just so she has at least one bragging right. Just make sure she doesn't teach Jinx the spell from this.

4499160

Oh, Trixie will be competent at something. Eventually.

4499138
Lovely story. I hope to see more. :twilightsmile:

4499129
I see your :facehoof: and raise you a :derpytongue2:!

4499155
Ooh! My turn to post a Disney song!

4499156
Jinx...I think I saw her...was she the one with that Gizmo kid or something?

4499179 Man I haven't seen that movie since I was 9 or so.

You better not cancel this like 'The Badly Written life of Purple Prosie', because if you do, I will be very very very upset with you. I may even tell Pinkie that you broke a pinkie promise, and then the heads will roll.

:rainbowdetermined2:

4499209
Glad to see I brought back your childhood. :twilightsmile:

What else do you want me to bring back? :pinkiesmile:

4499211

Then help promote it! I need numbers if I am to continue! There must be readers!

4499218
I suck at that, so here's a YouTube Poop on Beauty and the Beast instead!

4499222 There were readers, you do not have to make a certain quota each week to continue writing. Where is your sense of needing closure?

I do like a lot of what you write, but you need to finish things more...

This is cute so far. I will continue reading.

Also the first time Jinx called Trixie master the Emperor's theme from star wars started playing in my head.

4499232

I have a lot of finished works. :pinkiegasp:

4499236

For Hijinx or Trixie? :rainbowlaugh:

4499238 And you also have a lot of unfinished works. :ajbemused:

I have a powerful need for closure, and I do like a lot of what you write, but some things need to be completed...

I am not trying to be a jackass, but when a writer takes away my sense of closure, it makes me a tad testy...

4499249

I totally understand.

4499240 When Jinx says "Yes my master." Now I want to see some fan art of Empress Trixie and Darth Jinx.

4499267
Here it is:
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4499261 Yeah, lack of closure in a story can turn even the kindest old lady into a butthurt asshole...

4499229 Not only did that made it worse, but now I want taco bell.

4499287
No, I mean:
[img]HolyF#ckingJesusThisLinkIsBrokenAndISellPropaneAndPropaneAcessoriesDoesThisMakeMeATrollWhyAreYouStillReadingThisSh#t.jpg[img] 4499286 [img]http://images.bwbx.io/cms/2014-03-26/0326_waffle_taco_970-630x420.jpg[/img]

Don't axe it! Please dont! Have mercy! Think of the people who'll miss it when it's gone!

But seriously, this is good.

Reformed Trixie, and impending Twixie! Definitely gonna watch this one.

4499298 That's Micky D's not Taco bell

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[url=NoOffense.com]shred1894

4499323

What does all of this have to do with the story exactly? :facehoof:

4499318 You really need to work on those links bro... I can't keep correcting you on them... I have other things I should be doing...

Also, I saw where you followed *cough*stalked*cough* me on my profile... Thanks for that...?

4499324 All I know is that it started with the I'll make a man outa you song from mulan and it somehow ended with McDonald's.

4499324
Alright, I'll stop. I am sorry. :fluttercry: Shall I delete the comments I made in your story?
4499325
Who said I needed them corrected. :pinkiecrazy: But thanks anyway. Also, you seem like a cool guy, so that's why I followed ya.

4499334

No.

But it was getting entirely too silly.

**Flounders off to the Ministry of Silly Walks**

Twixie, That's a ship I can get behind. Also I like Jinx already.

But no too much.

not

4499339

Flounders off to the Ministry of Silly Walks

What?

4499334 Okay then. Welcome to the 'I stalk shred1894 club'.

I would say I stalk myself, but that doesn't make sense. :pinkiecrazy:

4499346

Twixie, That's a ship I can get behind. Also I like Jinx already.

Careful, getting behind them, they might kick.

4499347 :facehoof:

Kids these days.

4499348
I stalk myself too, but that's because they cut off my left testicle. :pinkiecrazy:

OK, for kudzuhaiku's sake, I will stop.

4499355
If it makes you feel better, I don't like Call of Duty and I think Doom is the one of the best games ever made.

4499347

THERE! Study that! :twilightangry2:

4499357 YOU SHALL NEVER STOP! AS SCOOTALOO'S NEW SCOOTER THAT HAS NO BRAKES AS MY WITNESS, THE STOPPING FOR KUDZU'S SAKE SHALL NEVER HAPPEN!!!!

EMBRACE THE SILLYNESS!!!

i.imgur.com/1IKulqR.gif

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I will, once you watch this:

Please? I had to play as the shopkeeper for one of my finals during Sophomore year. :fluttershysad: It was hard.

While the adjective club meetings might be a little over drawn still a very good work per the norm for you :yay:

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