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Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?


[2nd-Person Fic starring you and Applejack]

With a history of theft and deception behind you, you make the best for yourself through possessions belonging to others. Or, rather, the possessions that once belonged to others. With no need for a steady line of work, you keep yourself afloat through your occupation as a master thief.

But when a heist goes awry, you're left at the mercy of a simple apple farmer...

Author's Note: Alrighty! Here's a new one!

Uh...I really don't know what to say here. Compared to Rejuvenate, I planned this one out WAY more, so hopefully you won't find it as sloppy.

Won't be incredibly saucy. At the most, I'm predicting this one to be about the [Tender] rating.

Enjoy, folks!

Artwork by Graffston of dA.

Chapters (15)
Comments ( 951 )

This looks very interesting. It'll be neat to see where you take it.

One complaint: he whistled with a bag of bits in his mouth?

Oh god dat cover art. Nice choice of pic there

Looks like this is gonna be interesting, I'm gonna see how this plays out. :unsuresweetie:

Hooray for stealing things! :twilightsheepish:

Well, the previous story you wrote was...decent. I guess I'll see how this one goes just for curiosity's sake.

487047 Indeed! It's a wonderful setup for a character and leaves a lot of plot devices and characterization open. There's the robin hood, the petty thief, the good kid bad neighborhood, the thrill thief, the only way to survive, the gentleman thief (often overlaps with the master thief), the list goes on!

Mind you stealing in real life is dangerous and illegal and except in extremely extenuating circumstances shouldn't be attempted let alone done, but as a literary tool it's one of my favorites.

Dear lord...I am a huge admirer of your work, Whirring Gears! I mean, I can't write second person for crap (which I regret, as I enjoy the genre). But you are a master of it! Wow...oh and, Kody, nice work. This is impressive. I like the way you convey the characters emotions, the way he manages things. When you had the shopkeeper turn into the alley, I almost freaked out. I mean, like you said, never lose sight of your target! Errr...not that I would have any experience on that matter. I, uh...I definitely do not steal...at all.

Good job can't wait for the next chapter.



I'm an idiot. This is why I need proofreaders.
Perhaps humming would be more appropriate here.

Wow, not even one day, and I've already got 40+ people tracking this...

Not sure if I should be honored, or extremely freaking nervous knowing that I might possibly disappoint everyone and- STOP THINKING, AUGH!

489986 Just write what you want. And I love the idea of this one and it is about my favourite pony. :rainbowkiss:

i love this, please update soon! :twilightsmile:

It means they like what comes out of your head. Keep getting those things in text and post them! :pinkiehappy:

Very neat. Intruiging, favoriteable.:twilightblush:


I'd put this in the Fluttershy one, so now I'll do it again here. Why? Because I can! :pinkiehappy:




On a side note, I had this playing on loop the entire time I wrote this chapter.

514221 AWESOME.

Double awesome for good chapter, let's see what kind of treatment this "thieving varmint" will get when Applejack pull him out of river.

514499 probably not a bad one when he says he only did it because he had no food or money. Well that's what I would say anyway. :trollestia:



Considering how our thieving varmint is probably going to wake up in one soon...

"I hate hospitals."

Finally! I've been waiting for this chapter. :pinkiehappy:


I was not dissapointed. Can't wait for the next.

514221 Okay I love this story and it's the only story at the moment i'm following intently. But won't it be difficult to make a romance out of this?

Well, I've seen more ridiculous scenarios through which romance bloomed. Besides, I've got certain..."peripherals," through which the romance will arise.

amazing. can't wait what applejack has to say to this thievin varmint! update soon!

517297 Awesome cant wait for the next chapter.


Wouldn't dream of it!

wow can't wait for the next chapter, please update soon!

Seems like "me" is in a very tough situation. Although sleeping in a barn is a lot better than sleeping in prison right?

Liked. Tracked. and vary enjoyable good work


Your name and avatar are incredibly familiar to me...yet I can't remember where I've seen you before...

Holy shit.

The protagonist is such



Me feeling that way about him is probably a sign that you made a snide greaseball thief correctly.

Woot. Next chapter please. :pinkiehappy:

It was a slightly stupid move, attempting to get away with an entire cart. To take a dozen or so zap apples would have been enough. Secondly, a good thief sets up a distraction so he can make a clean getaway: setting the house and/or barn on fire would have been enough. And as a bonus, the fire might accidentaly kill someone!

Well, that's how I would have done it anyway. :twilightsheepish:

And try to remember: A good thief doesn't get caught. :twilightsheepish:

Hey now, I already said you were a thief, not a murderer. I won't have any of that in my house.

524973 And to that sir, I say Screw you. I do what I want. Even if if means burning down farmhouses in a series of random and unprovoked arson attacks.:moustache:


Very well then. By the way, if several, large men in suits carrying restraining equipment come knocking on your door, I had nothing to do with it.

Seems like AppleJack is enjoying the pain she is giving to the protagonist.

Tartarus, not Tartaris. :twilightsheepish: Just thought I'd let you know, I used it as a full fledged plot point for one of my fics. :raritywink:

hard work and no one to talk to? not even music?:fluttershbad:

iv done hard labor at a farm more that enough time to know NOT to forget my ipod or that day becomes twice as long and three times as hard.

Thanks, figured I couldn't get through a chapter without messing up something small and trivial like that. It's kind of a rule for me to screw up like that now.

You just provided me with a little material to use next chapter. :raritywink:

No I think Applejack is all in her right to enjoy the show, she payed for her ticket , Zap apple are not cheep!

541943 Okay, since you're insisting it's 100% moral as opposed to somewhat ambiguous, now I HAVE to say this (sorry, Kody910, still a great premise):

My Little Pony: Indentured Servitude is Sadism

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