Equestria's First Human

by Ceehoff

Bonus Scene

Equestria's First Human - Bonus Scene

Written and drawn by Ceehoff

“Hello,” cooed a familiar, soothing voice, dripping with sauciness.

Connor found himself back in his human form and in a room filled with lit and scented candles. The entire room was draped with red, silky curtains and sheets. A heart-shaped bed with a canopy sat in the exact middle of the room. Among the rose petals and next to a bottle of champagne resting on top of it, that voluptuous brunette was lying on her side, curling her leg up over her other to reveal her curvy thighs. She was wearing a white bra with a thin, white veil draping over abdomen. Her panties were the same structure as the bra. She stroked up her smooth, gleaming thigh with her perfectly carved hands, ornate with slender fingers.

“Ohhhh, no!" he shook his head, backing away from her. “Noooo! Nooo-nononononono. No... Not this time.”

“What’s wrong?” she coyly asked, pursing her lips, trying to look sexy... which was not working. Oh God, how he despised that face she was making. It reminded him of those sleazy girls in the sketchy dating agency advertisements he found on the internet and billboards. What was so attractive about that kind of face anyway?

“You," he bluntly replied with no hesitation. "Every single time I run into you, you always brutalize me in a weird and kinky way, then I wake up having to put bandages on myself. It never fails!”

“I can assure you,” she purred. “That won’t happen tonight. I guarantee it.”

“Pfft... Right," he rolled his eyes.

“C’mon, baby," she smiled saucily, shimmying her shoulders slowly. "Come here and lie down with mama. We're gonna have some fun tonight..."

He puked in his mouth. “'Mama'!? Ughh! What the hell!? Phrasing! And, NO, I don’t want to have fun! Not with you. We’re done."

“Wait, we’re done?”

“Yeah... DONE.”

“Are… Are you kidding me?” The brunette pushed herself up off the bed, stomping up to him. “What do you mean we're done?? You can’t do this to me! I’m your fantasy, for God's sake!”

“Was my fantasy," he sniffed, crossing his arms. "I’ve changed now. I held onto you because I was a hopeless, insecure, unconfident, immature wimp. Now, I’ve matured a lot more than you can imagine, sister, so, basically, I don’t need you anymore. Now, you can take your bras, panties, champagne, and Lord-knows-what and be on your way.”

“It’s that Fluttershy, isn’t it?" she huffed. "Are you freaking blind?! She’s a pony, genius! What are you, some kind of bestial freak? Knowing that you are a total ethics pansy, I doubt you can do anything thing with her!”

“Sure I can!” he retorted challengingly.

“Oh, ho! Okay then, buster! Tell me! What are you gonna do with her?”

“Hmm, let me guess, help her with her animal friends, take her out to dinner, walk in the park, play cards, play instruments, share a sundae...”

It was not the kind of answer the brunette was expecting. A point on the scoreboard for Connor.

“How can you do this to me?? What does that pony have that I don’t?” she huffed.

“Well, she’s nice, kind, sweet, gentle, adorable, and she doesn’t always act so kinky and horny unlike you. She’s too sweet and innocent for that sort of thing.”

“Just listen to yourself! I can’t believe this! After all I had done for you, this is how you treat me, you pig!”

“All you've done for me? All you’ve ever done was attack my nose. Not very beneficial, if you ask me."

“You ungrateful prick! Ugh! Falling in love with a freaking pony! A horse! A whore horse! Well, you know what? Fine! I'm leaving! Congratulations, moron! You have just lost all of this!” She gestured to her bodacious figure. “I hope you’re happy!”

“I most certainly am...”

SLAP!

“Ow! WHA-? Wha—?”

Connor jumped awake. Antsy, he looked around, unfamiliar with his surroundings. He glanced at his limbs to find out that he was still a pony. He slumped back down on the bed, sighing in relief. It was only a dream. He chuckled to himself. Even though that brunette slapped him in the face, he was glad that she was gone. No more kinky business with her, that was for sure. Her lady parts looked a too disproportionate on her anyway…

Wait, who slapped him?

Meow!

Oh, great… the cat from hell. Counting to three, he turned to Opalescence, who was sitting directly next to him on the bed. As usual, she stared at him bemusedly, which he could easily tell from her mascara. Seriously, why did Rarity give the cat mascara? Having his fill of being attacked by the mangy furball, the colt slowly leaned closer and glared at her.

“If you lay another paw on me, I swear…" he growled, pointing a firm hoof at her. "I swear… that I will make your life a living hell. Are you gonna hit me now? C'mon, cat, I dare you. I freaking dare you, cat. Come on, give me another,” he egged her, ever so wanting to wreak havoc onto her since the moment he met her.

Opalescence still had a bemused look imprinted on her furry, white face. She glanced at his hoof, before looking back at him again.

"Well?"

To his surprise, the cat crawled underneath his hoof and rubbed her back against his fur. She purred warmly with no hint of reluctance or contempt at all.

The colt was stunned. Opalescence finally softened up to him. Maybe she was not a cat from hell, after all. Appreciative of the cat’s newfound attitude, he returned his affection with a gentle stroke on her back. The way her back flexed to meet his hoof made it obvious that she enjoyed it. She released herself from the colt’s grip and circled around a small patch of comforter before lying herself down next to him. She gave her paw a lick or two, and curled up into a white ball of soft fur. Connor could not help but stroke her fur again. She was very soft.

“No hard feelings?”

Opalescence licked the human’s hoof.

"Heh... No hard feelings..." he grinned.

Careful not to disturb her, he reached behind his pillow with his other hoof and slid the baseball bat out from behind it. He placed it under his bed, for he would not need it anymore.

“Yoo-hoooo!” Rarity called from kitchen. “Breakfast is ready! It’s your favorite!”

Connor slowly slid out of the bed, so he would not disturb Opalescence. When he placed his hooves on the floor, he ran to the kitchen. He would not miss her eggs for the world.

Comments

[qazse]

WHOA you've been busy

[NightmareKnight]

Mother of god, man! I see my unread favorites jump by a significant number and I find this as the culprit. Just, jesus christ!

[8-bit Bacon]

suddenly, updates... dafuq.

[Ceehoff]

2200640 Good view on that, but this is when the entire town lays eyes on a never before seen creature. Sure, Zecora was one, but she was mostly equine, so that fiasco was solved. But, Connor, this was entirely different. Never before seen or researched. So, there is a reason why Rainbow Dash, being tough and outgoing as she is, would go so far to attempt to fight him so quickly, besides, what enraged her the most was that Connor snickered at her, and she's the kind of character who hates to be laughed at. Of course, Twilight is there to reel her back, because Rainbow Dash is kind of short tempered.

[Rhino]

“If you lay another paw on me, I swear…" he growled, pointing a firm finger at her.

Little misstep there, he's a pony now right? No fingers.

[russiancupcake]

points... finger at the cat... when he was returned to his pony form...

[Drednaught]

2201002
Screw logic!
(Pinkie pie will be proud)

[Onyxfire408]

Best Story EVAAAAA

[grayling]

Wow, the first good dream I have in years and THIS too! Good day today.

[Ceehoff]

2202144 Yes, I know However, Celestia meant for it to be a surprise, but of course, in Connor's case, not everyone likes surprises

[Lucky424]

Heh.....stupid cat.

[Redback Spino]

Oh man, I'd forgotten all about this story!

Glad to see the adjustments you've made. I liked the original just fine, but the rather abrupt turn of events at the end did kinda rub me the wrong way. This is a considerable improvement now that I look back on it, so good job.

Compelling storyline, an interesting take on a cliched fanfic trope, some kickass action, and an adorable romance (Speaking of, kudos for keeping it relatively clean so far. Alot of HiE fics I've seen would have dived into the clop by this point ). Awesome stuff dude, awesome stuff.

[Ceehoff]

2203591 Thank you I've gone and corrected them. Care to look back at them

[Lolsternater]

Huh. Something strange happened to me with this story. I faved it way back after the second chapter, then it never got updated. Eventually, I forgot about it. Then, out of no where, all of the chapters just appear! Finished reading now, and great job! Just a bit confused with the chapter stuff...

[Ceehoff]

2205024 Not really

[Ceehoff]

2205024 Not really. Is it a bad thing?

[Rhythmic Gravity Chance]

Well that was a spirited story to read.
It took a long while but I finally got to read your story, I am content now.

[NightmareKnight]

Okay, what? You kept saying finger/hand/hoof multiple times. What is he, some sort of half pony half human hybrid now?

[Katamariguy]

2205130 Yeah, guy seems to have serious social issues, at least at first. Glad to know it's nothing to do with your life.

[Ceehoff]

2206137 Well, shit

[Ceehoff]

2206137 What's an AU tag

[Ceehoff]

2208541 Ya daaaaamn right

[Evil Paladin]

So you came back for an encore eh?
Nice to see Opal be a little less than completely evil.

[Tyrannosaurus_Tux]

So here we are, at the re-conclusion of my favorite story from my favorite author.

I must say I like this re-write, as it includes not only newer elements of the universe, but it's just generally better. I look foward to more of your work, and I am excited to see what the future will bring. Perhaps we could work together sometime?

[Assasin_Asha]

Aaaaand, done. Despite my initial... dislike towards the part of the plot, I say this is damn good!
Yes, I read it all and then added comment in Chapter XVI.
Now, to read side stories and all.

[Frostwyn]

Well, I read the original and the rewrite and my end thought is: I like the changes, especially the fight scene with Hellfire and the 2 year time on earth parts.

[Ceehoff]

2231907 Glad you did

[Mikevae]

The rewrite of this story came out great. The only complaint I have, and has been bothering me from the beginning, is that you NEVER USE CONTRACTIONS. It makes everyone seen so formal when it always says "can not" instead of "can't" or "will not" instead of "won't" and so on and so forth. It bugs the shit out of me.
Again, great story though

[Ceehoff]

2233288 I was a novice I didn't know that I could use them in formal text

[Mikevae]

2233601 well when writing it in dialogue or narration, you're always supposed to use contractions UNLESS, you are trying to express strong emotion. Like anger or excitement. Otherwise it just looks awkward and formal.

[Ceehoff]

2237356 You'd have to rewrite some lyrics to make it fit

[The Watcher 509]

2240620Thank You,Alfred.

[Ceehoff]

2243062 I'm not an astronomer so I hardly know shit But now that you mention it, I may have to correct that

[Lighting Ace]

Exactly what are the feelings of Celestia toward Connor? She act like the school how has a crush on her teacher at one moment and then like a mother watching his son walk the other, I kind of confuse.

Also if you are going to continue his stories could make him return to his human form (without him noticing it/ or becoming another of the 4 kind of pony without any of his control) Or perhaps explore human Fluttershy. I will like to see the roles suddenly inverse. And why? Well lets just said, life is a little boring without some…chaos (if you get my drift)

Botton line I will like to see going to another adventure, perhaps a new enemy that will awake his worst nightmare (well second worse)

[Ceehoff]

2250051 She's just very fond of him

[Lighting Ace]

2250346
Soooo…she loved him?

[Ceehoff]

2250556 I guess you say that Kind of like a crush

[Lighting Ace]

2250729
Ah, and you have plans to explore that?

[Ceehoff]

2251612 Maybe

[Ceehoff]

2270149 Dang... That many

[qazse]

Have you thought of making a gender swap version of this story?, mostly dedicated to that pic on your tumblr site

[Ceehoff]

2283211 Then it'd be a rewrite of this story and these guys don't take them very kindly

[Ceehoff]

2321536 Karma's a bitch

[WorldWalker128]

and he still has a finger, lol

[Ceehoff]

2336855 GOD DAMMIT!!

[Queuefka Palazzo]

Seriously, bro? Seriously? I'm having trouble reading past the second chapter.

You lack a sense of pacing. The speed by which your characters go from wary to buddy~buddy is absurd. Your dialog is stiff and out of character. I can't imagine any of the characters saying anything you've written, except MAYBE Spike's like of the words, "Canada" and "Hockey".

The length of your work and its high rating cause me to think things might get better, but I got burned by thinking the same thing about The Lost Element. If you have any affection for this work I highly recommend you revise it.

[Ceehoff]

2361297 Yes, I'm going to be rewriting it again I"m tryig to get it onto EqD

[Queuefka Palazzo]

2361735
Cool. If you think the overall plot and design of the story is worthy of EQD, I'll give it another shot.

[TheDeolex]

Exactly how many stories did you write before you finished this story? I'm curious to know what your answer will be

[Ceehoff]

2367218 This was the first fic I have written, but I had been writing stories in my English class in Junior year